holy moly this book was just fucking bad!!! skip it and just watch barbie mariposa instead, unless you’re really into purple prose and ecofascism. Seriously, did PETA write this? They hit you over the head with their thesis, which is that humans are bad and selfish and evil.
Also, this book is so pedantic and irritating, so I’m going to be pedantic and irritating here with my (non-exhaustive) list of super fucking dumb stuff in this book:
1. [in large font because it’s supposed to be ~deep~] “there is always movement happening in one’s body, mind, and soul, just as there is always movement in a body of water, in the sky…” (pg 5). HUH??? I mean maybe if you mean blood, but hun water and air are fluids?? Show me the Navier-Stokes equation for my soul pls!!!!
2. Sooo many references to the “fire of the sun”. What fire?? The Sun isn’t on fire, it’s just fusing hydrogen in its core, and if it were on fire, it would have burnt out billions of years ago!!
3. “Ultraviolet contrast” (pg 15, in reference to butterflies being able to see higher energy light than humans). Hate to break it to you, but “contrast” isn’t a synonym for “colors”
4. “Waves of light were now visible in the sky” (pg 15). Bitch that’s not what we mean when we say a photon is both a particle and a wave!!!
5. The colorful streaks light/energy connecting all living forms that are in the UV so humans can’t see them? (Pg 18) Plot hole, why didn’t our UV telescopes see them??
6. Literally every single description of ballet. First of all, if you’re “spinning” in the dance studio, you’re probably not a good ballerina (we TURN, not spin). Also stepping to the side during fouettés? I’m kinda trash at fouettés and even I can’t figure out how to fuck them up that badly (and I literally knocked over a flower pot and shattered it just now while trying to figure out how this is possible). ALSO you just know anytime someone describes ballet as feeling effortless or defying gravity, they don’t know shit about ballet. Just because it’s SUPPOSED to look effortless, that doesn’t mean it is??? That’s why it’s so hard???
7. “She noticed the brisk fall air was having a strange effect on her body today, making her shiver but also filling her with energy” - girl that’s just the fucking definition of “brisk fall air” wym
8. Insomnia is actually not unique to humans?? A lot of mammals are known to develop insomnia, especially under stress
9. The whole second half of the book where they’re like “oooo insects are sooo superior to humans, baby humans take years to learn basic functions”. Okay and???? Bugs have about 200,000 neurons, and I have 86 billion. Checkmate
10. “She thought about humans feeding, and how they helped only themselves when they did so” (80). The authors are really out there thinking humans are just exempt from biology/the ecosystem. Do you know how many microbes I’m feeding with my chipotle burrito in my stomach rn???
11. Why was that man chloroforming butterflies to death? Surely just putting them in an airless jar would do the trick
12. Oh this dumb fucking quote: “no matter how many butterflies there were in a swarm, the word SWARM (in giant pink letters) would always be a singular word, indicating one unit”. No matter how many powdered sugar hostess donuts there were in a hostess donut bag, the word HOSTESS DONUT BAG would always be a singular word 💖
13. More “humans are evil because they eat meat when they don’t have to, unlike animals” tired ass bullshit. The Smiths gave the world “Meat is Murder” (which fucking slaps btw), and it still didn’t make meat murder.
14. Bro why does she get her period right as she saves the butterflies?? The “congrats you can now bear children you’re a woman now” attitude is so fucking tired also
15. What the actual hell was with the overly sensual description of butterfly sex at the end?? “The mating ritual consisting of…the male enclosing the female in his wings and taking her to a secluded place. The male would then transfer a sperm sac from his body to the female’s, and she would carry it inside her, fertilizing each individual egg” (pg 194). Felt like I was reading a George R. R. Martin book for a sec (except his writing would never be this trash)
16. Lastly, the book comparing itself to the art that is the Metamorphosis. 👏keep 👏 gregors 👏 name 👏 outta 👏 yo 👏 mouth 👏
Also, not all species matter, I’m sorry lovebugs don’t deserve to live after one bajillion of them fuck on my windshield while I’m driving