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560 pages, Hardcover
First published May 10, 2022




• Remember the "I have talked to Gods, loved women, and written songs that make the minstrels weep" speech from Name of the Wind? Kagen is not nearly as dramatic as Kvothe (and neither does he deserve to be) but there is a core of him that loves this vibe. The prose occasionally breaks out with a NotW rash of self-aware grandiosity as well.
• "Gods of [insert thing]." A third of the dialogue is someone exclaiming or better yet, breathing this.
• Relationships? There is one friendship that consists of Kagen and another dude swearing at each other and exchanging lots of penis humor. That's about it.
• The ratio of rape scenes to sex scenes is about 50/50, and the amount of both is "kind of a lot."
• Special Honorable Mention: entering the cursed tower and having sex with evil vampire faerie woman, but instead of draining Kagen's lifeblood as she has done to all others over the centuries, she helps with the quest and lets him leave. Kagen, after all? He's special.
• Island of sexually liberated Cthulhu-worshippers.
• So much violence and gore. It's weird how some stories are able to infuse so much shock and horror into something as simple as a slap, and then there are books like this where someone being gang-raped to death and their body mutilated happens a LOT and it's yawn-worthy.