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576 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 2006
“So the brainteaser ran as follows: We have two individuals, an uncle and a nephew. Along with a number of other relatives, they gather a few days before Christmas for a special occasion. The first night, the uncle vanishes into thin air. The second night, the nephew vanishes into thin air. Explain!”This family already barely holds together as they all pretty much detest one another (“It’s not just that I can’t locate my feelings for them, thought Rosemarie. They don’t like each other, either.”), and the double disappearance of good-for-nothing Wanker Rob (“You weren’t supposed to speak ill of the dead, and he had nothing to complain of personally, but if you got pissed and then wanked in full view on TV, and went on to get yourself murdered and chopped into little bits, well, your life probably hadn’t been up to much.”) and a young law student with a secret Henrik shatters everything pretty quickly.
“Their son Kelvin was three houses along the street, with the childminder he shared with various other children, but as he was not yet two, Gunnar Barbarotti decided to forego the questions in his case.”
“Interesting way of putting it, thought Gunnar Barbarotti. But fine, if you went and masturbated on television, you were presumably not quite yourself.”