I didn't want to have to do this. I don't like leaving bad reviews but I have to get this out.
It was only through sheer will, strength and determination that I managed to get through most of this book. Not all of it. Never all. I couldn't take it anymore.
Let me start off by saying how I absolutely loved how every female in the story besides 'Riley bear' was a slut. I just love it when authors make every other girl in their story stupid, horrible, promiscuous skanks with little personality just to boost the appearances of the female protagonist. Like really? You have to tear down every other female just to make 'Riley bear' seem like the only sweet, innocent non-sluttish girl in her school?
And Riley bear...? The name says it all. *gags*
I don't know about you guys but I think that Riley was the biggest, nastiest and most hypocritical girl in the story. She was also the dumbest too. A total airhead. Being inside of her head was like listening to a eight year old complain and whine about everything. What a dunce!
But you know what really pissed me off with her? Enough for me to stop reading for a week to cleanse my mind of Riley and her stupidity?
When Blake wanted to be with her and she said that he'd have to accept her relationship with Clay.
Well excuse the fuck out of me. I wouldn't have minded if her relationship with Clay didn't include exchanging hickies, sleeping together half naked and jumping and wrapping her legs around him in public. Seriously? No man wants their woman doing these things with another man even if that other man happens to be her best friend. Just no. There's a limit. It's completely disrespectful. No one should have to put up with shit like that. Not even a psycho like Blake.
I mean I can totally see it. Just imagine Blake and Riley gets together. Now, one day Blake decides to visit her and meets her in bed wrapped up in Clay's arm, legs entwined and they're busy sucking at each others necks. And of course their both half naked - let's not forget that part. So what does Blake do? Nothing of course. Because it's normal. Duh! That's what best friends do. They snuggle in bed half naked and give each other hickies. Yeah. Totally.
And Riley's parents - they weren't parents. They were just two irresponsible adults living with a stupid teenage girl. Nuff said.
I don't have anything bad to say about Clay. He didn't really do anything wrong. He was perfect. But maybe that's the problem. Why was he so perfect? No one is perfect. The guy was freaking gold. It was irritating. He was so sickly sweet and sappy I could vomit.
And this whole Vegas situation. Don't make me laugh. I'm not even going to touch on that area because - wait, scratch that. I'm gonna mildly scrape the area. The two irresponsible adults living with Riley bear allowed her to go to Vegas with the guy that sleeps with her half naked every night in her bed. Ok. Fine. I wasn't surprised. It's not like they were real parents anyways. Like I said before. They just lived with Riley.
Can you believe that these kids walked out of a goddamn casino with $172,000? Cold hard cash in their pockets! No damn paperwork! Not to mention they had fake ID's. No. It's not that easy. That shit doesn't fly.
But apparently, Clay does. Yes. You know what I'm talking about. Clay flies. And so does everyone else in the story, but I'm gonna focus on Clay because he seems to be the main flyer. Yes. He can fly. It's hinted at so many times in the story. I have solid proof. Let me drop a few lines if you doubt me.
“He sighed. His beautiful, dark green eyes were sparkling with excitement. “I missed you too, Riley Bear. I didn’t think you’d be here today, you only got back last night, right?” he chirped."
"Happy Birthday, Riley Bear,” he chirped in my ear.”
“Hey,” Clay chirped as I climbed into his car in the morning.”
“Hey, beautiful girl!” he chirped as he got up to me and wrapped his arms tight around my waist.”
So what I gathered from reading is that birds chirps and so does Clay, therefore he is a bird too. Birds fly and Clay is a bird, therefore Clay can fly too. It's so simple. Clay is a bird. And Riley is a bear. I was trying so hard to figure out what was so off in this book and I finally did. Riley and Clay are both animals. This explains everything that is so wrong with this book. I can't believe I'm only making this connection now. Silly me. O.o
I only gave this book one star because me and my boyfriend bonded over it. Together we shared long moments of laughter and amusement. My boyfriend's not much of a reader but when I read him a few passages from this book he flipped the fuck out. He nearly killed himself laughing.
But on a serious note...
Will I ever finish this book? No. I won't. I can't. I refuse to. Never again will I put myself through such torturous writing. But hey, if you love stories with chirping humans, this here is for you.
Do enjoy.