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First published June 1, 2021
Ethel said, "We have to do more."
I said, "We're doing everything we can."
"We're doing nothing. You and me, we're doing nothing."
"Yes, and that's what we have to keep doing."
"There must be something we can do."
When I walked in, someone said, "Robin Williams," and someone else said, "Yeah, that was surprising," and someone else said, "Or was it."How's your blood pressure? Spiking yet? If not, no worries. That's just the chapter opener. The conversation eventually shifts to Gord and Lana discussing the case and it's exactly the same:
Another person said, "Vern Troyer."
"Really, Mini-Me?"
Lana said, "Dana Plato."
A woman I thought was in accounting, Marilyn, I think, said, "That was an overdose, wasn't it?"
"Later ruled suicide," Lana said and then I understood what they were talking about.
"Anthony Bourdain."
I said, "Is this because Luke Perry died?"
"No," Marilyn said, "that was a stroke, this is suicides."
"Oh. Why?"
"Didn't you hear? Keith Flint, singer from Prodigy."
Someone said, "Brad Delp," and someone else said, "Oh yeah, 'More Than a Feeling.'"
"Guy from Big Country."
"Guy from Crowded House."
"Guy from Linkin Park."
"Guy from INXS."
"Guy from The Band."
"I love The Last Waltz."
"Guy from Badfinger."
"Two guys from Badfinger."
Lana said, "That was going on for twenty minutes before you got there." She sat down behind her desk and stared at her monitor. "So, what's up?"YEAH, IT'S SOMETHING, ALL RIGHT. I don't know if this had you primed to either start screaming, throw the book, or a combo of the two but I certainly was. Just...jesus, get on with it.
"I told you your uncle was in Ontario, right?"
"You thought so."
"Now I know. He was working in Sudbury last week."
"Well, isn't that convenient. You're going back to Sudbury tomorow."
"But that's actual work," I said. "I won't be looking for your uncle."
Lana leaned back in her chair and tilted her head from side to side a little. "You might look around a little."
"Am I getting an extra Locations PA?"
"We're already over budget on locations."
"That's because you sent me looking for your uncle."
"And locations. Did you find any?"
I said, "I found some, I guess. But I'm going to need a department, I'm going to need a few people."
"You can hire one person there."
"If it's going to be locals with no experience, I'll need two at least."
"They'll have experience," Lana said, "we're shooting there all the time. Start with one and we'll see how it goes."
"If that's the best you can do."
"And you'll keep looking for my uncle."
"Come on."
"In your spare time."
"Right, me and my one assistant, I'll have lots of spare time."
"You can try."
"I guess I can talk to the guy he was working for."
"There you go."
"But you know I'm not going to find him."
"You might."
"Finding out he was still alive was more than I expecting."
"Then why did you ask me to look?"
" My aunt was really upset."
"Well, then I guess this is something."