(3.5 stars) Edward St Aubyn is a really clever man. He has managed to write a novel whose protagonist is a selfish, tragic, upper-class drug addict and whose content I disliked throughout nearly the entire book. Yet, I am helplessly drawn to this series about Patrick Melrose because St Aubyn just writes so damn well:
The four Valiums he had stolen from Kay had helped him face breakfast, but now he could feel the onset of withdrawal, like a litter of drowning kittens in the sack of his stomach.
Bad News is the second book in the series about Patrick Melrose, who is now a grown man. His life hasn’t exactly picked up since we left him in Never Mind. He receives some ‘bad news’ at the beginning of this novel – his father is dead – and he travels to New York to collect his father’s remains. Thus begins his descent into his own private hell, in which his constant focus is where to get his next fix from, how best to combine cocaine and smack, when to pop in a Quaalude to soften the blow, and how to get through normal events like lunch with a friend without collapsing or offending people when he side-steps their unwelcome commiserations.
The extreme, not to say versatile, drug addiction reminded me of The Goldfinch (though that is newer), and Patrick even has a foreign junkie friend who speaks with an accent (like Boris in The Goldfinch). Thematically, the novel also reminded me of some of Alan Hollinghurst’s novels, the way the protagonists float through their lives, addicted to drugs or sex, without a firm hold on the world.
Once again, the caustic wit that St Aubyn delivers so assuredly, though in smaller doses than in # 1 (the drugs claim rather a lot of space here), is worthy of Waugh or Wilde, as are his constant tone of amused contempt and self-loathing irony (Patrick Melrose, though fictitious, is by all accounts St Aubyn’s alter ego). Patrick is a suicidal junkie who is not only scornful of most people who inadvertently cross his path but also so addicted to drugs that he thinks he may be in love with them. He has made a miserable island of his life:
He continually longed for an uncontaminated solitude, and when he got it he longed for it to stop.
But then all solutions were temporary, even death, and nothing gave him more faith in the existence of an afterlife than the inexorable sarcasm of Fate. (…) Who could guess what exquisite torments lay ahead in the holiday camps of eternity?
A whole chapter in the middle is devoted to Patrick’s insane hallucinations after a particularly successful fix. A cacophony of voices have an outrageous and surreal discussion in which nothing makes sense, yet it is somehow absurdly funny. A small sample:
Television (snivelling and shivering): ‘Turn me on, man. Gimme me a turn-on.’
Mr. President: ‘Ask not what your television can do for you, but what you can do for your television.’
Ecstatic populace: ‘Hooray! Hooray!’
Mr. President: ‘We shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship…’
Von Trapp Family Singers (ecstatically): ‘Climb every mountain!’
Despite the awe-inspiring prose and the clear evidence of St Aubyn’s intellect and wit (which I simply adore), I felt weighed down by the sheer extent of Patrick’s drug abuse and his morbid take on life. It is hardly surprising given his upbringing (viz. Never Mind), and it felt utterly real, but I did not love this novel as I did the first one. (I hope things look up for him in the books to come. I’m hopeful that they do as the next one is called Some Hope).
With every situation – and he was always getting himself into situations – he saw the choices stretching out crazily, like the broken blood vessels of tired eyes. And with every action he heard the death cries of all the things he had not done.