Dracula: But The Count Runs Half Marathons

by Dick C. Heese

PLEASE READ : " But the Count Runs Half Marathons" is an affront to classic literature and everyone who loves it. By adding a single sentence to every chapter of Bram Stoker's original novel, Dick Cody Heese fleshes out Count Dracula's backstory so that he runs moderate distances as a hobby. These changes have no effect on the plot, nor do they add any value to the reader's experience. However, they do imply that Count Dracula participates in various half marathons across Transylvania and Eastern Europe. Hard-working, talented authors everywhere are assuredly in agony over the publishing of this novel.
Dick Cody Heese has also written several other barely passable parodies, including "The Great But Nick has Scoliosis," "Pride and But Mr. Darcy is a Vape God," and "The Communist But Tony Hawk Can Keep His Stuff."

Genres: Horror, Gothic, Fiction

408 pages, Paperback

Published July 9, 2021

Reviews

[Beth · Rating 4 out of 5]

Set in England and Transylvania. 408 pp. Borrowed from Julie. Had to buy my own copy. Sadly not available on Kindle.

Pg refs: 4, 17, 29, 53, 58, 76, 90, 109, 112, 135, 144, 158, 187, 198, 213, 230, 239, 249, 264, 290, 291, 300, 311, 326, 336, 364, 377

Dracula: But The Count Runs Half Marathons by Dick Cody Heese