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266 pages, Kindle Edition
First published January 31, 2018
Break-up artist for hire: Why go through the hassle and mess of breaking up with someone when you can pay me to do it for you? You can choose the method or just let me worry about the dirty details, and you can focus on picking your next lady or lad. Don’t stay stuck in a bad relationship a minute longer. Email me now!
“Wow, this is getting heavy. I feel like we need a quickie or something to make this easier.”


If a break-up artist and commitment-phobe like myself and a porn star can't do casual, then who can?
Troy: Is it technically porn when you send me a dick pic?
Rebel: Dictionary definition yes because porn is any image or explicit description used for a sensual purpose (says Google). But in a colloquial sense, I'd say no because we don't usually consider dick pics porn, we consider them "sexting"
Troy: Is it weird that I'm even more turned on by how smart you sound right now than by your dick pic?
Rebel: Not to make this weird, and I know you're allergic to emotions and shit, but that really means a lot to me to hear you say
Troy: Yup, you made it weird. LOL
Rebel: Asshole
Troy: You like my asshole, dick
Rebel: You like my dick
Troy: We seem to be at an impasse here. Maybe your dick and my asshole can work this out later
Rebel: Count on it ;)
No wonder he has a hard time building friendships and relationships. No one has apparently ever stuck around long enough for him to even know what those words mean.
I guess I'll have to show him.