All the Things Mom Will Never Say

by Noé Carlain, Ronan Badel (Illustrations)

Don't go to bed so early! You have school tomorrow. Said no mother ever! Can you imagine your mom saying this or suggesting you don't need to use a tissue when you could use your sleeve instead. In this comical look at all the things a mom is never likely to say, kids and parents alike will laugh out loud at what might happen if Mom stops being Mom. While she'll never encourage you to stop reading or eating your vegetables, kids know they can always count on mom to always want a kiss and hug. So get ready for story time reading to get a little silly with these hilarious everyday sentences that are the exact opposite of what you would expect a mom to repeat.

Genres: Picture Books, Childrens, Humor

32 pages, Hardcover

Published March 28, 2022

Reviews

[Claire · Rating 3 out of 5]

Watch out for kids who will take all of this as a suggestion!

[Jennifer · Rating 4 out of 5]

Super cute! A little sarcastic in tone, so it was funny to me but could definitely go over some kids’ heads.

[IvyInThePages · Rating 5 out of 5]

Rating: 5 leaves out of 5
Characters: 5/5
Cover: 5/5
Story: 5/5
Writing: 5/5
Genre: Children
Type: Book
Worth?: Yes

[Robin · Rating 3 out of 5]

Definitely things that moms won't say!