Get Off Your Phone

by TheBiinBitch

texting fic about my favorite gays in university because i've been obsessed with texting fics lately.
+ the twitter threads i've been doing on my tiktok acc (@siriusblackisalesbian) really inspired me to start writing this.

this is mainly a wolfstar fic, but i could never not give you jily, dorlene and bisexual mary macdonald :)

Genres: Fan Fiction, LGBT, Queer

460 pages, ebook

Published March 18, 2021

Reviews

[Camila Wanderley]

I am this close to falling off the deep end 🤪🤪🤪 i know i am smiling now but the light inside me is dying ☹️☹️☹️

[walkingtragedy · Rating 4 out of 5]

“f*ck u my child is completely fin-“ your child reads marauders texting fanfics

[Bella · Rating 5 out of 5]

I'm just gonna mark this as finished now so it's not floating around even though the fic isn't fully done
anyways this is probably one of my favorite marauders fics I've read and its probably the funniest fic I've read ever so you should read it

[ashley · Rating 5 out of 5]

i love this fic. i read every chapter as soon as it's updated. highly, highly recommend :)

[Emma · Rating 5 out of 5]

Do I enjoy reading Muggle AUs?
No.
Do I enjoy reading texting fics?
No.
Did I enjoy reading this fic, had a heart attack everytime a new chapter was published and just can't stop thinking about Get Off Your Phone?
YES. YES. ABSOLUTELY YES!

[Belle Jackson · Rating 5 out of 5]

this fic is probably my favourite i’ve ever read (including atyd) and it makes me so incredibly happy !! thank you so much for writing this!!

[kendall irene · Rating 5 out of 5]

OH MY GOOODDD SO GOOD

[m · Rating 4 out of 5]

and looky there i have finished yet another marauders fanfic

i should be memorizing my lines

reread: LOOK AT ME GO

i should also be memorizing lines-

[Theabea🪩]

literary masterpiece (jeg er 100% seriøst, det at denne ficen ble lagt ned er min roman empire😔)

[Luíza Santos · Rating 5 out of 5]

Tava tudo ótimo até excluírem

[Alex · Rating 5 out of 5]

so haha, funny story, I was really fucking dead inside after I finished atyd. Then someone recommended this to me, they said " it's so cute and funny, you will love it", and it was. A texting fic can't make me cry right? right??????
yes actually, it really can. I loved it, and laughed a lot, until I wanted to die

[Dorota · Rating 4 out of 5]

this is trash fix in every best possible way

[Maria · Rating 5 out of 5]

me mijo de rir td hora

[s. · Rating 5 out of 5]

mt obrigada pela nova personalidade

[Fem loonieslibrary · Rating 5 out of 5]

I don’t care what y’all think. Big fics count as books to me 🤪

[ava franzwa]

normally i'd be embarrassed to add fanfics on goodreads but this one is so good and i need to reach my reading goal for 2021 so i'm giving this five stars and no one can stop me

[sarah · Rating 5 out of 5]

i absolutely hate the fact that it got deleted :(

[Olivia · Rating 5 out of 5]

heartbroken this fic was never finished but!!! jily <3 james potter becoming a swiftie and watching dead poets society three times to impress lily?? GOD when is it my turn

[Alana Sanchez · Rating 4 out of 5]

This is no longer on ao3 as far as I know but I’m counting it for another book I read called blue moon cafe it’s another wolfstar fanfic 52472 words so I didn’t want to read it without counting it off my Goodreads so I decided to use this in place of it cause I really wanted to read this 😂 i rate it 3.75 or 4 stars I enjoyed it overall I liked how the characters were done and how their relationship was built up it was a pretty quick read overall there was a few things I didn’t love but they weren’t huge things and so it didn’t bother me to much and there was a lot I loved in this as well

[izz · Rating 5 out of 5]

→ actualizaré esto a medida que salgan nuevos capítulos ((:

Remus laughed, and Sirius laughed, and then they were kissing again. And again. And a bit more, again.

Like there would never be enough.

Yeah, maybe there really would never be.

Fine by me, Sirius thought.

♡;

es inexplicable la felicidad que me proporcionó este fic, podría basar toda mi estabilidad emocional en él. en fin, queda esperar por el final y le tendré toda la paciencia posible porque sé que valdrá la pena.

[majulinka · Rating 5 out of 5]

*nadšený jekot*

TOHLE BYLO TAK STRAŠNĚ MOC BOŽÍ.

Jo, je to fanfikce a ano, počítám ji mezi přečtené knihy. Zaprvé je to sakra dlouhý a zadruhé je to neskutečně, ale n e s k u t e č n ě skvělý!!!

Jedna z nejlepších chatovacích ff na poberty, kterou jsem zatím četla a to, že není úplně dokončená je zrada, ze které se snad nikdy nevzpamatuju.

[livia ¨*:·♱ · Rating 5 out of 5]

4,5

i love this smm, for me the highlight of this fic is definitely sirius’ and marlene’s friendship and also wolfstar obviously!! love the pacing and how funny it is, the humor is very much 2020 but still works very well surprisingly enough. i would absolutely recommend it, super sweet and light

[Oriana · Rating 5 out of 5]

actually it's not finished yet (creo que faltan unos 6 capítulos?) pero no quiero que quede divagando por ahí así que !!! seguramente va a ser uno de esos merauders fics que relea 193892 veces porque OMG A TODO

merauders simp you better read this shit

[sarah jackie]

logging this fanfic because it was lifetimes long but the fact that IT ONLY GOES TO CHAPTER 58 IS CRIMINAL!!im so sad i want more. darn you thebiinbitch for deleting your account and leaving me with just the remnants i could find on the internet💔

[Claudia G · Rating 4 out of 5]

no puedo con los gringos woke que hicieron que borrara esto antes de que terminara de escribirlo
can you hear the music sonando en mi cabeza mientras buscaba en las profundidades de internet un pdf con todos los capítulos que llegó a escribir (he llegado a la página 3 de la búsqueda en google)

[Julia · Rating 5 out of 5]

My comfort read :)
Tina, you are the best!

[Sara · Rating 5 out of 5]

I loved it. I had very funny moments and i love how the fandom collectively agreed that james is a himbo

[Jodi · Rating 3 out of 5]

3.5
still being updated BUT i think im done
shall 100% be rereading i adore this fic sm mwah mwah all hail tina

[shelby &#x1f4ad; · Rating 5 out of 5]

Marauders era is my comfort era. it just is like that

[Mollie · Rating 5 out of 5]

This fic gives me the biggest serotonin boost ever