Mountain Daddy's Milk & Honey

Spice in the Mountains #1

by Elena Dawne

The middle of nowhere...

No neighbors. No limits.

This hot and sticky erotic novella features:
★ A very curious young first timer with a step-daddy fantasy
★ An older, rough-living, easily-tempted and over-sized mountain man
★ Summertime in the great outdoors
★ A milking machine
★ Nobody around for miles

Genres: Novella, Romance, Smut, Erotica, Contemporary, M F Romance, Erotic Romance

103 pages, Kindle Edition

Published September 23, 2021

Reviews

[Lolina ⋆]

Somebody take my GR account away from me 💀🐄

[Isabella. R · Rating 4 out of 5]

3.5 Big, Sticky Mess Stars ⭐

There is getting off and then there is what little Maggie yearns for. I was not prepared for this story. I can't even tell you the amount of BOB breaks required. Mountain Daddy's Milk and Honey is kinky and filthy beyond imagination.

Leaning in, Ben hoists me over his shoulder and spanks my wet pussy. “Milking time, my sweet. Let’s see how wet we can get you. When this pussy gets extra juicy, it’s easier for Daddy to stretch you.”

There are no words, except that Mountain Man Ben is here for the doing and I am completely speechless, except for Holy Cannoli! Read the blurb (unfortunately you'll have to search for it on Amazon) and go enjoy this in private...

[Ainhoa]

Do you remember when I said the author’s other work was surprisingly sweet? Well, this was not 🫢

If you read the title and I tell you the plot involves a step daddy, cow machinery and milking… yep, that’s right my friends, it’s exactly what you’re thinking.

👩🏼‍🌾🐄👨🏽‍🌾


And the smut, don’t forget the smut.

[glavreads · Rating 2 out of 5]

i read enough of this in my quest to find a different novella (iykyk) and was traumatized so much that i earned the book read. all i’m gonna say is moo (derogatory).

[Kate V · Rating 3 out of 5]

3 - 3.5 stars!



I have no words. Filthy. Filthy and unexpected. But. I. Couldn’t. Stop. Reading.

[april ♡ probably reading smut - safety reviews · Rating 4 out of 5]

4/5 🌟 3/5 🔥

"After some attention from my big hairy mountain man, my little virgin pussy feels used and a lot less innocent... and I love it."

Pure porn. Don't ask.

SAFETY:
Age: 18h, 43H
Cheating: None!
OM/OW drama: None!
Virgin/celibate/manwhore: virgin heroine, unknown for hero
Tropes: forbidden love (ex-stepdad/stepdaughter)
Kinks: lactation, "just the tip", anal, voyeurism, lots of "good girl"
HEA?: yes!

My bookshelves may contain spoilers.

[Kar]

Not sure how I ended up here but I’m not mad about it

[BookishAnya · Rating 3 out of 5]

I’m giving myself the side eye right now for kinda liking it? This is your warning…
Happy milking. I mean reading. 💀
⭐️⭐️⭐️
🌶🌶🌶🌶?

[Alexandra · Rating 3 out of 5]

So many mentions of teats that I physically can’t. I’m still processing

[The Love Librarian · Rating 4 out of 5]

Well...this definitely was as interesting as I thought it would be. This novella was basically a lot Daddy and lactation kink combined. The heroine, Maggie, returns to the farm where her former stepdad, Ben, lives. She wants to know about sex and to be taken care of, and after some resistance, he gives in.

However, the heroine is quite fascinated by the....milking process. With some help from her Daddy, Maggie becomes a leaky fountain of her own making, and the story goes from there.

I'm not gone lie, I wasn't sure how I would feel about this, but it was hot. If you're looking for some erotica age gap, and are interested in what lactation kink looks like, definitely pick this up.

TROPES: novella; age gap (heroine is 18/19, hero is in his 40s); Daddy/little girl kink; virgin heroine; farm life; mom's ex-husband; HEAVY lactation kink

[logan · Rating 3 out of 5]

okay yes. but also no. 100 pages, proceed w caution if you’re curious. don’t hold me accountable if you do.

[Peppa · Rating 4 out of 5]

yeah I devoured this lmao😭
so many people find this really embarrassing and too weird and taboo but damn I have read weirder stuff …this was pretty hot ngl I loced the slight forbidden trope (stepfather) and if you look for some quick kinky erotic read this will definitely hit!!!

[❁ lilyreadsromance ❁ · Rating 2 out of 5]

Ummm. 👉🏼👈🏼 I thought I would find a new kink.

But I got turned off so fast.

[Rebecca Kenyon · Rating 2 out of 5]

If you saw this on my goodreads, no you didn’t

[amanda · Rating 3 out of 5]

read May 11, 2023 - May 11, 2023: 3 stars

[Devanshi · Rating 2 out of 5]

"My ***** bull is ******* me with his massive **** while my ***** are being ****** and ****** for his supper."

I almost wasn't going to add this here but then i read this line and thought it was absolutely worth the embarrassment.???

I read these books as a palatte cleanser, which is kind of ironic seeing the subject matter 🌚 It's pure smut and they're adults so... Yeah. Okay. Bye. 🌚🌚🌚🌚

[Bri Solomon]

It’s okay to keep your ideas in your head sometimes

[warhawke · Rating 4 out of 5]

Title: Mountain Daddy's Milk & Honey
Author: Elena Dawne
Genre: Erotica
Type: Standalone novella, book 1 of Spice in the Mountains series
POV: First Person - Female
Rating:




When Maggie was nine, her mum walked away from her husband, leaving their remote town behind. Now, ten years later, she’s back and she's ready to show Ben how much she’s changed.



This was my first hucow book and I found it weirdly fascinating and amusing. It’s a straight-to-the-point smut with its copious amount of filthy talk, steamy scenes, and, well… a whole lot of milk. 😆

Mountain Daddy’s Milk & Honey is a story of sexual exploration. It would appeal to readers who enjoy a quick, light palate-cleansing novella.




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[Rachelle Rachelle · Rating 3 out of 5]

whatever the fuck her name is:



Mountain Daddy the whole time:



Well, I discovered what a hucow is from this so there's that. Honestly though, speecy spicy fun.

[Izzah ꒰Duchess of Cabria ಇ ⭑✧ ᴏɴ ᴘᴀᴛʀᴇᴏɴ ✧ ⋆꒱]

Don't look at me, this one is on CB 🤭
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[Ive · Rating 4 out of 5]

4-filthy ⭐️ wild ride with a bull of a mountain man/ stepdad who really enjoys his cookie with a good shot of milk 🥛 yummy 🤤

I read this in the wrong order, hence it’s saying enough that I nevertheless went for this. It’s all filthy. Don’t expect a complex plot or something, but both characters are really cute to each other and the filth is beyond what’s good for you! Just saying. I want my own mountain daddy asap!!!

It’s so rare to find an author to get you wet within 2 pages 😂😂😂 saying this, don’t read it in public.

Oh and for you who are not into lactation, milking (not only by mouth), suck(l)ing, breeding, stepdad taking the 🍒 (he did it sooo good), ass play,… best to keep away.

[Dayana]

La madre que me parió. Sí, soy yo leyendo libros que encuentro por ahí. No lo voy puntuar porque no sabría como hacerlo JAJAJAJ. Qué kinky está el asunto con el step daddy.

“I DO AS I’M TOLD”

😩🥛🥴

Creo que es importante analizar estas obras de la literatura porque pueden darnos mucha información esencial, en este caso, sobre la ardua labor que se requiere para ordeñar.

WAITWAITWAIT Y CUANDO SE LEVANTA UN DÍA CON TETOTAS JAJAJAJJ quien pudiera. Surrealista.

whatever, bye 😘

[Lb [worlds longest slump] · Rating 3 out of 5]

I have never felt more unhinged than I did reading this novella lmaoooooo

Like… I still finished it (and read the next one) so it was still enjoyable in a shock-value kind of way. But I was truly laughing out loud at some of the ridiculousness in here.

This is very, very spicy 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

If you’ve ever thought “damn, being a dairy cow would be really fucking sexy” then this series is for you 🤣🤣🤣

Not to yuck anyones yum, but, what the fuck?

[Rachel · Rating 2 out of 5]

⭐️⭐️ 2 (WTF did i just read?) stars. It was…. ehhhh…. Something. Lol. It was erotica for sure. Not at all intended to be serious. So i didn’t really expect a plot. I’m not sure WHAT i expected really. But it ended up being something you could have read on Literotica. Meh.

[Jennifer · Rating 2 out of 5]

I finished it. And I have regrets. Urban dictionary hucow before you read this.

Also, don’t put food in or on a lady garden!!

[wolfiebella · Rating 5 out of 5]

Age gap, mountain man and daddy dom goodness, 🤭🫠

[no one · Rating 1 out of 5]

She hooks milk pumping devices that he uses on actual cows to her tits and then gets on all fours and imagines she's a cow and that he's a daddy bull fucking her from behind. 🤠

Save a horse and ride a cow, I guess. . . 💀

First of all, I want to say that: if you know me. . .no you don't. Absolutely no reason for you to think I'm writing this. You're hallucinating.

Second off, I have a very different rating system between straight up erotica with little-to-no plot, like this book, versus books that aren't specifically written for smut purposes, or where smut is a big part of the book but so is the plot. I am usually very picky about my ratings and it feels wrong to read a book such as this one and rate it under the same standards I do with books where the plot means a lot more. I usually don't even leave a review for erotica just because there's not much to say (due to the fact that it's just a bunch of sex and it's either written well or not lmao), however, this book. . .

Look, it's 25,000 words so it's not like I was expecting much of anything except for sex, but I was absolutely floored with the pacing and how things played out. Maggie shows up after not seeing Ben for 10 years, and she's 18-ish at this point while he's said to be over double her age, and creeps up on him while he's in his barn and she masturbates while watching him and getting turned on by him milking the cows. WHAT. the. FUCK. is wrong with this chick. When he noticed her I wanted to die from secondhand embarrassment IMMEDIATELY.

And it only picks up from there. There's no build up, no hesitation from the mmc even though there's a major age gap, and the mfc is insufferable and is quite possibly deranged and needs to be under evaluation for the shit she be doing. Like, not only did she get caught at the beginning doing something she damn sure shouldn't have been doing, but then this bitch gets it in her head to start using the milking machine on herself in private. And even gets on all fours while doing it. Then, after a few times, she's in the middle of doing it for the second time that day, imagining she's a cow being fucked by a bull/Ben, and he fucking walks in on her and I just couldn't fathom the scene he walked into and how he didn't think this bitch was out of her damn mind! He's just like, "Did you get curious?" and she's like, "Yea...it makes me wet." . . .then they fuck or mess around somehow, I don't remember exactly what happened immediately afterwards, and then he starts milking her all the time because it makes her horny and, eventually, he starts to drink her milk after they "bring it on" from all the pumping.

I--

I only read this because I like a good daddy kink book, and step-daddy is just next level, so I gave it a go. I'll admit I didn't expect that 'milking' was what it was in this book. (I was thinking more like that Morning Glory Milking Farm book when I saw 'milking machine' lul) So I officially read my first lactation kink book now and. . .I'll just say that sharing a lactation kink with these characters is definitely not something I do. But I will share my therapy bills with them because they deserve it after the amount of cringing I did. . .and for the emotional distress caused by what I just read (no, I don't take responsibility for my own actions in not dnfing, speak to my lawyer). . .and also because of how I'll probably now think about this book whenever I see a cow or milk for the rest of however long it is before my brain forgets it.

Even if 'milking' or the lactation kink wasn't in the book, it's still a 1-star. All I consider when reading pure erotica is, 1) Was it decently written; 2) Is the story actually believable for the most part(as in with pacing and such); and 3) Was the smut worth the read.

I'll end my review by answering those considerations:

1) Not the worst but definitely not the best writing out there. A few mistakes, mostly with quotations when someone is talking, but--my opinion on the subject matter aside--I definitely think the author is a pretty good (and obviously imaginative) one. Oh, but I for sure could've gone without the constant "teat" mentions. Just, no.

2) The believability is around a 4 or 5/10 for me. This book is not that out there, even looking past the (imo) weird milking thing, so it's not so much what happened that makes it not that believable, it's how everything transpired. Maggie shows up, diddles her daddle and gets caught, and--remember, this is the first time they've seen each other in 10 years--Ben is shocked to see this random ass woman fondling her bits while trespassing and spying on him, but all he does (after somehow instantly recognizing her despite how much time has passed) is gape at her a moment before going inside after telling her not to follow him. He doesn't even go inside to do the rational thing, like calling the cops, but instead to take a shower. Then he comes out after leaving her outside for a while and they don't even talk about it. He just asks why she's there and the only info we learn is her mom doesn't want her around and she doesn't want to be in the city where she was. Everything else in the book is just them milking her and drinking it, or making cookies with it apparently. We learn next to nothing about them aside from they love her milk and both get horny from milking her. (Why am I here?) We are told she hitchhiked to his cabin and then there's that little convo about why she was there, then it's straight to them fucking around. There's absolutely zero build up despite the massive age difference--nor is there even a slight hesitation from the mmc even though he used to be her step-dad and she is barely eighteen. Again, it was such a short book that I'm not expecting hella detail or a long wait before they get sexual, but I would like for there to be a natural seeming transition and progression up to that point, and no matter how I look at it I just can't help but let the extremely fast pacing and no build-up bother me.

3) The smut is like a 7/10 in some scenes until it turns weird and the heat meter drops super quick. I like daddy kink but the lactation and milking thing ruined it for me.


And I straight up just didn't have a great time while reading this. So, 1 star. 🥛🤢🙅🏻‍♀️

[Ebc_readsmut · Rating 4 out of 5]

4.5 😮‍💨 I may or may not be pregnant just from reading that! This gets 4 stars for the juicy vibes alone! & then another half star for further altering my brain chemistry 💦 💦 My bf would give this 5 ⭐️ if he could….😂

Don’t even attempt to read this book anywhere but in the privacy of your home, preferably with water and a fan near by! And maybe a friend… the vibrating kind. Or whatever you prefer! 🥵🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

I had to take clothes off bc I was hot all over and started sweating. My bf very much liked this book, and by that I mean he liked me reading it. 😂

I LOVED EVERY BIT OF THIS BOOK. Fair warning: You want a sweet, romantic, mountain man love story? This ain’t it! This is downright sinful and delicious though! It does have sweet moments, if you count rubbing her down with balm & feeding her, which I absolutely do! 👏🏼 He can be my mountain daddy any day.

The FMC is young, 18 and he’s like 40? I don’t even remember bc my brain melted halfway through this. But, anyway she knows what she wants and honestly GET IT GIRL! Id love to live on a mountain, get fed & f**ked like that every day, and then be rubbed down and out to bed! Sounds like the life!

I’m not even questioning anything anymore. I loved it and I’m going to read more of these 🤷🏼‍♀️😂 do I want to be milked like a cow now? Idk maybe! Don’t knock it till you try it, right?

[Crystal · Rating 4 out of 5]

3.5 Stars

This was the kind or dirty that I needed right now! I appreciated the level of curiosity by Maggie, and the sense of hesitation from Ben. It made the progression of thier relationship believable. Was it pretty much completely outside the realm of reality, sure. But it was oddly satisfying and hawt.

[Courtney · Rating 3 out of 5]

I Give this Book a 2.5-3/5 Star Rating, Listing as 3.

HEA(?): Yeah.
Relationship Type: MF
Heat: 4/5
Romance: 3.5/5
Insta(?): Love, Lust & Heat
Pacing: Fast Brisk Paced, zero breathing room.
Drama: 1-1.5/5
Suspense: 2/5

This was a highly anticipated read for me and it would’ve been great, if I was a big fan of insta short reads.
This is a HOT fast paced, Insta-everything bagel read and it’s compressed together, for very little breathing room to make sure you don’t lose the readers attention for obvious reason 😉
But at the same time I feel like this could’ve been a really good in-depth story, cause the tropes in this book are hard to find and they’re so addictive!
So for me, I got bored sadly right at the 68-75% mark.
I kept with it till the end, but the enjoyment for it just wasn’t there, seriously the fast pace and everything being immediate in its own way just kinda dulled my interest.