She hooks milk pumping devices that he uses on actual cows to her tits and then gets on all fours and imagines she's a cow and that he's a daddy bull fucking her from behind. 🤠
Save a horse and ride a cow, I guess. . . 💀
First of all, I want to say that: if you know me. . .no you don't. Absolutely no reason for you to think I'm writing this. You're hallucinating.
Second off, I have a very different rating system between straight up erotica with little-to-no plot, like this book, versus books that aren't specifically written for smut purposes, or where smut is a big part of the book but so is the plot. I am usually very picky about my ratings and it feels wrong to read a book such as this one and rate it under the same standards I do with books where the plot means a lot more. I usually don't even leave a review for erotica just because there's not much to say (due to the fact that it's just a bunch of sex and it's either written well or not lmao), however, this book. . .
Look, it's 25,000 words so it's not like I was expecting much of anything except for sex, but I was absolutely floored with the pacing and how things played out. Maggie shows up after not seeing Ben for 10 years, and she's 18-ish at this point while he's said to be over double her age, and creeps up on him while he's in his barn and she masturbates while watching him and getting turned on by him milking the cows. WHAT. the. FUCK. is wrong with this chick. When he noticed her I wanted to die from secondhand embarrassment IMMEDIATELY.
And it only picks up from there. There's no build up, no hesitation from the mmc even though there's a major age gap, and the mfc is insufferable and is quite possibly deranged and needs to be under evaluation for the shit she be doing. Like, not only did she get caught at the beginning doing something she damn sure shouldn't have been doing, but then this bitch gets it in her head to start using the milking machine on herself in private. And even gets on all fours while doing it. Then, after a few times, she's in the middle of doing it for the second time that day, imagining she's a cow being fucked by a bull/Ben, and he fucking walks in on her and I just couldn't fathom the scene he walked into and how he didn't think this bitch was out of her damn mind! He's just like, "Did you get curious?" and she's like, "Yea...it makes me wet." . . .then they fuck or mess around somehow, I don't remember exactly what happened immediately afterwards, and then he starts milking her all the time because it makes her horny and, eventually, he starts to drink her milk after they "bring it on" from all the pumping.
I--
I only read this because I like a good daddy kink book, and step-daddy is just next level, so I gave it a go. I'll admit I didn't expect that 'milking' was what it was in this book. (I was thinking more like that Morning Glory Milking Farm book when I saw 'milking machine' lul) So I officially read my first lactation kink book now and. . .I'll just say that sharing a lactation kink with these characters is definitely not something I do. But I will share my therapy bills with them because they deserve it after the amount of cringing I did. . .and for the emotional distress caused by what I just read (no, I don't take responsibility for my own actions in not dnfing, speak to my lawyer). . .and also because of how I'll probably now think about this book whenever I see a cow or milk for the rest of however long it is before my brain forgets it.
Even if 'milking' or the lactation kink wasn't in the book, it's still a 1-star. All I consider when reading pure erotica is, 1) Was it decently written; 2) Is the story actually believable for the most part(as in with pacing and such); and 3) Was the smut worth the read.
I'll end my review by answering those considerations:
1) Not the worst but definitely not the best writing out there. A few mistakes, mostly with quotations when someone is talking, but--my opinion on the subject matter aside--I definitely think the author is a pretty good (and obviously imaginative) one. Oh, but I for sure could've gone without the constant "teat" mentions. Just, no.
2) The believability is around a 4 or 5/10 for me. This book is not that out there, even looking past the (imo) weird milking thing, so it's not so much what happened that makes it not that believable, it's how everything transpired. Maggie shows up, diddles her daddle and gets caught, and--remember, this is the first time they've seen each other in 10 years--Ben is shocked to see this random ass woman fondling her bits while trespassing and spying on him, but all he does (after somehow instantly recognizing her despite how much time has passed) is gape at her a moment before going inside after telling her not to follow him. He doesn't even go inside to do the rational thing, like calling the cops, but instead to take a shower. Then he comes out after leaving her outside for a while and they don't even talk about it. He just asks why she's there and the only info we learn is her mom doesn't want her around and she doesn't want to be in the city where she was. Everything else in the book is just them milking her and drinking it, or making cookies with it apparently. We learn next to nothing about them aside from they love her milk and both get horny from milking her. (Why am I here?) We are told she hitchhiked to his cabin and then there's that little convo about why she was there, then it's straight to them fucking around. There's absolutely zero build up despite the massive age difference--nor is there even a slight hesitation from the mmc even though he used to be her step-dad and she is barely eighteen. Again, it was such a short book that I'm not expecting hella detail or a long wait before they get sexual, but I would like for there to be a natural seeming transition and progression up to that point, and no matter how I look at it I just can't help but let the extremely fast pacing and no build-up bother me.
3) The smut is like a 7/10 in some scenes until it turns weird and the heat meter drops super quick. I like daddy kink but the lactation and milking thing ruined it for me.
And I straight up just didn't have a great time while reading this. So, 1 star. 🥛🤢🙅🏻♀️