3,75 stars. Okay. See this? This is why I'm so brutal in my reviews of unbeta'd fics. THIS fic is fracking wonderful and I laughed and I cried (and I oooh'd & aaah'd over the lightsabre battle) and I didn't care one little bit about the glaringly obvious errors. If you can't write something this adorkable - and if you can't spin a trope as old as this one into gold - you need to get the little things perfect. With this much flavour though? Who cares if it’s a little undercooked?