Alright so this will be a long-winded review, but I am bored.
“Thrill!” is my first and only Jackie Collins book as well as my first “spicy” book. I picked it up when I was quite young (probably too young) as I was looking through my mother’s book collection. Ever since, it has become an occasional re-read for me over the years, due to it being an easy read and somewhat of a page turner. If I had given this book a review after reading it the first time, it probably would have been 5-stars - but I was very naive, and really it was the fact that I had never read anything raunchy before that intrigued me so much.
Well, it continued to remain a sort of comfort read for me well into my teen years. Something I could easily pick up and get through within a day. I don’t think I ever really bothered to properly analyse the plot, the characters, and the writing. I viewed it in the same way I view reality TV shows - trashy entertainment full of problematic people, but entertaining nonetheless.
Now, at age 25, it’s been many years since I last read it. I grew incredibly bored house sitting for my mother and decided to dust off the old book and give it one final re-read, and I have to say, boy has my perspective changed. It still remains a fast and easy read, I never considered it a literary masterpiece by any means (JC herself admitted that she is not a literary writer). Given that this book was published in 1998, I’m well aware that some of my opinions will consist of criticisms that are based in a more modern worldview of what’s deemed acceptable - particularly when it comes to the language used.
Spoilers from this point forward:
Let’s start with the main character, Lara Ivory. “Perfect”, in every sense. She’s beautiful, kind, caring, soft. She has an incredibly tragic back story - her father kills her mother and brother, then himself. Then she becomes a maid for her horrible aunt, and a sex slave for her first husband before finally reaching stardom… and despite all of this trauma, she somehow manages to emerge relatively unscathed aside from minor insecurities and trust issues? Bullsh!t. For a character with such an interesting backstory, Lara herself has all the depth of a puddle. She orgasms any time Joey even *looks* in her direction (over exaggeration), but really, he touches her n!pple and she comes? He yells at her to get on her knees and she screams with pleasure? Was this REALLY written by a woman, because the s3x scenes feel very male gaze to me…
Now Joey is slightly more interesting, but I resent the fact that every male character in this book is reduced to some kind of misogynist asshole in one way or another. If this is truly JC writing what she knows, then I almost feel sorry for her. What’s worse is the way that some of the misogynistic behaviour is written in an almost positive light or just isn’t addressed at all, particularly in Joey’s case. Yes, his character is more interesting than Lara, but ultimately he is incredibly manipulative, sexist, and full of himself. He might genuinely care about Lara in his own twisted way, but he often exhibits controlling behaviours that are never really addressed, and I feel like JC gave him a weird redemption arc. The way he treats other women and talks about them in his internal monologue is very disturbing - but of course, after meeting a beautiful A-List movie star (who he manipulates into a relationship), he’s now somehow redeemed himself by showing a *modicum* of respect for her. What a changed man! \j
Summer & Nikki are probably the most interesting characters, and after reading a little about JC, it makes me think that both of them are characters she relates to on a more personal level, which might be the reason they have more depth to them. Although, I really despised that Summer would casually be referred to as jailbait by both Richard and Joey, in a way that was not presented as something problematic to call a 15 year old child. I also hated the way she was sexualised outside of the POV of sick perverted characters. Nikki seems to be the only woman in the story with any kind of backbone, and even that’s saying something. For an author who’s claim to fame is writing strong women, it almost reads that JC measures a woman’s strength by how well she can put up with a man’s crap, rather than her vulnerabilities and weaknesses and how she navigates / overcomes them.
I don’t even want to talk about Richard, all I can say is he is nothing but a big time con-artist, manipulator, abuser, pedophile, oh and let’s not forget.. murderer, with absolutely no redeeming qualities. Not really sure what Lara or Nikki ever saw in him, but then again, they were both preyed on. Which brings me to my next point, the many age-gap relationships. I know JC herself was with men 20-30 years her senior, so I guess it shouldn’t surprise me to see them in her writing… but other than Sheldon, who outright m*lested his 15 year old daughter, I’m really grossed out by how this book normalises 30+ year old men pursuing teenage girls.
Moving onto the writing itself, the dialogue is SO corny. I never fully realised until now. Realistically, people do not talk like this… I don’t know where “chick-babe” came from, but I never want to see those two words strung together again.
JC also uses a lot of dated and offensive terminology (transvestite being one), which, I guess isn’t surprising from a woman who was 60 at the time she wrote this. There are definitely some transphobic undertones in her work, whether intentional or not. I also picked up on a lot of fatphobia, particularly from our “beloved” main girl Lara, who would constantly reprimand her assistant Cassie for her food choices and kept pushing her to go on a diet… yeah, Lara’s a real class act and a kind soul - not shallow at all /j. Not to mention that Cassie’s “happy ending” is her miraculously losing all her weight after the car accident and finding love in Lara’s publicist.. oh and how could I forget the crazed stalker who tries to murder Lara, being constantly described as “fat” and “disgusting”.
So, with that, this will be the last time I read this book; and I probably won’t be reading any of her other books. It was interesting being able to properly analyse it once and for all and recognise things I missed when I was younger, but now, with so many great female authors out there fulfilling our smutty needs, I can safely say I have outgrown JC.