You'll Never Get Out Of These Woods: A Horror Novel

by Paul Seiple, Tracy Sharp

It was supposed to be a relaxing weekend getaway for the girls. Brooke needed it more than she cared to admit. The last few years had left her a shell of herself.A dose of Mother Nature was the perfect prescription.Or was it?The peacefulness of Devil’s Lake turns into a horror show. Brooke and her friends find out the woods can be the perfect hiding spot for monsters. The scariest kind on monster… humans.After the haunting words, “You’ll never get out of these woods” are whispered to the girls, Brooke fears it’s not a threat.It’s a promise.For fans of The Hills Have Eyes and Wrong Turn, You’ll Never Get Out Of These Woods is a shot of breathtaking survival horror and suspense.

Genres: Horror

214 pages, Kindle Edition

Published October 16, 2021

About the author

Paul Seiple is a best-selling author of the Project Specter Mystery Series and the Great Dying Post-Apocalyptic Series. His roots are in the horror and thriller genres. Occasionally, he will take a wrong turn and end up in other genres like science fiction.

Outside of creating dark stories, Paul is influenced by Crystal Pepsi, New Coke, Van Halen III (The Gary Cherone Minute), and Windows Vista. He believes Paul Stanley’s ’78 solo record was the best and misses Saved by the Bell: The College Years tremendously. Paul would like for you to be in his Myspace Top 8, but sadly, he can’t remember his password. But all is not lost.

You can connect with Paul by visiting his website www.paulseiple.com.

Reviews

[Paige Amnotte · Rating 5 out of 5]

a quick read that kept me on edge the whole time! it was slightly predictable but was absolutely worth the couple hours it took to read

[Gina Maria · Rating 5 out of 5]

Call a doctor. I need anxiety meds ASAP!
I go camping and I’m generally nervous the whole time, but my dog loves it, so we camp. However, had I even been remotely near a tree, let alone the woods, while reading this book, I would have hopped in the car immediately and headed for home. This read like a scary movie that I normally would watch from behind a pillow. I know I put this book on my “Currently Reading” list days ago, but I started and finished this book today. It would have been in one sitting if I could have handled the stress, but I had to close my kindle and resume when I thought I could continue reading. Superbly written. Scared the pants off of me. My anxiety was sky high, but in a “this book is so good and omg what are they going to do? How will they ever survive kinda way.” 5 Super Terror-filled Stars!

[Yusuf · Rating 3 out of 5]

Scratches that Wrong Turn/Hills Have Eyes/Texas Chainsaw itch. Not a bad story— compulsively readable.

[Ted Waterfall · Rating 5 out of 5]

A genuine horror story in which four young women decide to spend a weekend together in an isolated cabin in the woods with no cell reception and is known as the Murder Cabin. Things go downhill quickly when a nearby family of psychos entrap them, disable their vehicle, and terrorize them before planning their murders. This family is so purely evil that they make the hillbillies in Deliverance look like amateurish Boy Scouts.

A genuinely terrifying horror story I would probably give this about 4 and 2/3 stars if such a rating were possible so I rounded it off.

[LZW · Rating 5 out of 5]

Loved it

This was such a "hills have eyes" "wrong turn" type of story and it was done very well. Great character development, good amount of suspense, and definite final girl vibes. Highly recommend

[Barb Wiggins · Rating 5 out of 5]

You'll Never Get Out of These Woods

This is one you won't put down so be sure you've got the time. It moves full speed from the first word to the last. Great story line. Puts "Deliverance " to shame!

[Fayma Shedelbower · Rating 5 out of 5]

Evil in the woods

I could not put this book down. I was hooked from the beginning and to the end. Evil people do exist and I was on the edge of my seat wondering how far the family would go to make innocent people suffer.

[Margaret Blum · Rating 5 out of 5]

Good read

Wow, creepy, crawling, and heart racing story. Twists and turns, scary and I could only put the book away when I couldn't hold my eyes open any longer. I look forward to reading more adventures.

[Sandra · Rating 5 out of 5]

fantastic

It was a tiny bit predictable but it kept me interested. I read this in an afternoon. Worth your time.

[Erica smith · Rating 4 out of 5]

Great read

Great writing , easy to get lost in this book . reminds me of wrong turn movie but without a bunch of gore, not to say there isnt any gore . great read

[Bianca · Rating 3 out of 5]

3.75 ⭐️

[Jacky Diehl · Rating 2 out of 5]

Loved the idea but found it half-baked.
Just not fleshed out enough to fully come to life and for characters and story line to develop.

[Amie Wisz · Rating 4 out of 5]

thrilling quick read

Buddy read this one with a friend and boy did it have me throwing imaginary popcorn and yelling… what?! Turn around and leave! Definitely an enjoyable read.