There is something about trying to sit down and review this novel that brings to mind the days I used to write pipe tobacco reviews (I mean, I still do...sort of...but I used to, as well...*):
John Blackburn's Children of the Night. Upon cracking open the tin I get a definite note of John Wyndam's 1950s novels, a bit of seaspray with a hint of bright. Packs easy. Lights easy, though maybe requires a tamp or two to get really going. Char light optional, but might help matters along. Once well lit, burns largely smooth and relaxed. A decent but middling taste at first it builds up through the mid-bowl to something of a delight. I get bits of raisin, a bit of oak. There is some Perique here. A bit of a Dennis Wheatley topping but it's not too cloying. Definitely handles it better than others have done. Roomnote has touches of sexism and an afterthought of racism, a few digs at liberals, but combines in a dash of self-deprecation to try and even it out. Burns a bit hot here or there, other times it's a bit stodgy, sometimes has a strange love of rebellious youth, and leaves some dottle at the end, but all in all, not a bad sometime smoke that has mostly cellared well for those looking for an older blend. Also recommended for those who enjoy a [Saint] James** Herbert Flake and would like to see an earlier alternative.
Starting out with a [doomed] salvage vessel and then drifting over to a [doomed] asshole who is perfectly fine with [figuratively, perhaps literally, I don't know what he does his spare time] biting the hand that feeds him, the book takes only a short bit to get properly into its deepest and truest asset: a playful and sometimes self-deprecating British conservatism that fist-bumps Edwardian ideals while channeling *that* uncle at your last family reunion.
Let us take a look at our duo of heroes, eh? You have explorer, author, pompous ass, and surprisingly skillful library researcher Moldon Mott; *and* cigarette-smoking doctor and substitute-scientific-expert-cum-man-of-action Dr. Tom Allen. They are partly aided by the research of spelunking Anglican Priest and hobbyist in the supernatural and sciences Father Aingler. I mean...are we sure John Blackburn isn't a time traveler who played the Call of Cthulhu RPG before getting trapped in the past?
Our duo (sort of trio if you include Tom's wife, though Blackburn only barely did) begin to investigate the strange cases that have plagued Dunstonholme for at least the past sixish centuries. A religious sect went cray on some poor villagers and then drowned. Dude got sheep trampled. Some railroad builders got spooked. Salvage ship smashes into another sheep. Some guys on motorbikes just pell-mell into a wall. Aingler, and Mott, are convinced there is an underlying reason with Mott following through Aingler's notes.
And, boy, there is a reason. Yessirree. Not gonna spoil it, but hike up your britches and get ready to hike tall all the way to yeppers land. I mean, it fails in pretty much every scientific, sociological, and literary way but hot DAMN is it a fun one.
Also, there is a place called Pounder's Hole so laugh it up, Chuckles.
I liked it. Maybe a lot. I mean, I think this is one of those books whose sort of quaint "popular genre fiction from another time" nature actually makes it more fun to read now than it would have been back then, when digs at the new liberal church might have been honestly topical instead of some strange precursor to the Merrily Watkins novels. The avuncular love of rowdy youth, the Hemingway-lite drinking discussions, the bevy of washed up war heroes and potbellied good guys. It's delightful. And if you are in the right mindset, this book will pour into your eye-holes with ease and you find yourself not quite minding the fact that the climatic ending is barely there (even though there are a couple of good short atrocities thrown in for good measure) or that the heroes are only ever slightly in danger and somehow magically avoid a lot of fallout at the end. Hell, you might even feel good about how un-depraved the book is (and if you want depravity, well, Space Pilgrim, just use your imagination...there are hints!). This is a fair book but it read like a good one.
There are a few little stylistic touches I did honestly enjoy. Blackburn likes to have dialogue to collect over a few paragraphs of long winds and then sort of die down in a short peep of a half line. Excerpts of old documents quoted tend to hint at the background instead of being particularly damning. It overdescribes a few things or uses a sparse spice of technical language here or there and then completely underdescribes others. With the exception of a certain [doomed] asshole, most internal-POV characters critique themselves humorously and/or have a degree of curmudgeonly fatalism. It has a man trampled by sheep and another whose dark secret is that he got really scared one night.
Like I said, a fair book that reads like a good one. If only the ending didn't include one-final-twist that feels a little like Blackburn or his editor was trying to reduce some potential pushback against a major theme of the novel. Ah well, one last wink from a book that loves to wink, perhaps.
*With apologies to Mitch. You are still missed.
**Ah, tobacco puns.