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328 pages, Paperback
First published April 5, 2007
Janice from accounting says:
December 11, 2016 at 12:11 pm
Was it stolen “almost from his hands” in the train, or at the train station? Two different things, and what’s “almost from his hands”, was he sleeping and the case slipped from his fingers? Lousy report.
norman lebrecht says:
December 11, 2016 at 12:22 pm
What on earth is the matter with you? The people who have reported the theft do no [sic] speak English as a first language. It is clear from what they say that the violin was taken by force from its lawful owner. Further details will emerge in due course. We do not employ a correspondent on the platform of Geneva station. Now get back to your accounts, Janice.
Dick Ewe says:
December 11, 2016 at 4:23 pm
I am going with Janice here.
In your own words, you literally typed “do no speak English?”
Apparently you don’t speak it either. Come on, Norman: you need an editor before you post: either that, or you need to learn the rules of simple syntax. You make a lot of typos in your little articles.
But quite frankly, I’m sick of your stories of idiots in Europe who leave their valuable violins on a rack when they’re taking a train, or leave their violins in a cab. And then after that, it turns out that some of them have just forgotten their violin instead of it having been stolen. You have made mistakes with posting such stories as well.
In my opinion, I think you toot your own horn far too much: you aren’t half as great as you think you are.
Now go back to your fiddling-diddling.
My fiddle rides on my lap, or it stays in between my legs and on my feet to keep it from touching the floor. I also take the strap and put it around something like my arm or my shoulder. Lucky for myself as well, I’m a big guy, so people don’t tend to mess with me.
But I’m serious: these “I’m a stupid, unattentive violinist” stories have got to stop.
I don’t feel pity for them when they state in their reports that the instrument was left unattended.
Duh?
Honest to God, would you leave a Guadagnini sitting away from you anywhere? A Guadagnini ? A GUADAGNINI ????
Mine stays locked up in the safe.
Janice might be an accountant, but at least she’s accountable.
Shove it, Norman. Shove it.
norman lebrecht says:
December 11, 2016 at 4:28 pm
Nobody forces you to read Slipped Disc. I think it’s time for you to stop.