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Dr. Rick Will See You Now
A guide to un-becoming your parents.
Dr. Rick will see you now! Finally, your chance to sit down with the world's foremost Parentamorphosis expert. Each page of this handy guide is like a one-on-one session with the man himself, filled with the strategies, exercises, self-assessments, and good old-fashioned straight-shootin' advice you need to un-become your parents every single day. From making small talk with tollboth operators (don't) to the dangerous lures of lawn care, this collection of bite-sized wisdom fits perfectly in your oversized cargo pants and will have you covered for almost any situation.
Dr. Rick will see you now! Finally, your chance to sit down with the world's foremost Parentamorphosis expert. Each page of this handy guide is like a one-on-one session with the man himself, filled with the strategies, exercises, self-assessments, and good old-fashioned straight-shootin' advice you need to un-become your parents every single day. From making small talk with tollboth operators (don't) to the dangerous lures of lawn care, this collection of bite-sized wisdom fits perfectly in your oversized cargo pants and will have you covered for almost any situation.
119 pages, Kindle Edition
First published November 12, 2021
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About the author
Dr. Rick
4 books90 followersBeing the world’s foremost expert in Parentamorphosis is not what qualifies me to help you un-become your parents. What qualifies me is that I was a sufferer too. I bought my first home and before I knew it I was extolling the virtues of clover as a high-traffic lawn solution and explaining the difference between watts
and lumens to random store patrons.
That’s when I knew, I had become my dad.
Through the long and painful journey of un-becoming my father, I realized that if there was any hope for the millions of sufferers out there...that hope was me. The following pages aren’t just an easy-to-digest collection of my learnings. It’s a lifesaver I’m tossing into the torrid ocean of Parentamorphosis. So grab hold. I’m here to save you.
and lumens to random store patrons.
That’s when I knew, I had become my dad.
Through the long and painful journey of un-becoming my father, I realized that if there was any hope for the millions of sufferers out there...that hope was me. The following pages aren’t just an easy-to-digest collection of my learnings. It’s a lifesaver I’m tossing into the torrid ocean of Parentamorphosis. So grab hold. I’m here to save you.
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April 24, 2022
“Emojis don’t always mean what you think they mean. To be safe, steer clear of all fruits and vegetables.”
A silly but humorous book. Quick read with lots of relatable stuff for a dad of my age. This may have just been an elaborate marketing ploy for Progressive to capitalize on the popularity of their Dr. Rick commercials, but I am okay with that!
“While watching sports, there are people whose job it is to announce what’s happening. You’re not one of those people.”
I had a lot of fun, I laughed out loud, it made my wait at the airport go by quickly. All signs of a quality and worthwhile read!
“Unless you’re planning on skydiving or wearing all your clothes at a water park, there’s no reason to attach all your accessories to your body. Just because you can strap something to your body, doesn’t mean you should.”
A silly but humorous book. Quick read with lots of relatable stuff for a dad of my age. This may have just been an elaborate marketing ploy for Progressive to capitalize on the popularity of their Dr. Rick commercials, but I am okay with that!
“While watching sports, there are people whose job it is to announce what’s happening. You’re not one of those people.”
I had a lot of fun, I laughed out loud, it made my wait at the airport go by quickly. All signs of a quality and worthwhile read!
“Unless you’re planning on skydiving or wearing all your clothes at a water park, there’s no reason to attach all your accessories to your body. Just because you can strap something to your body, doesn’t mean you should.”
November 16, 2021
Dr Rick has saved me countless times from turning into my parents. His wise words and observations have me on the path to breaking the cycle. Now I'm going to have a big lunch and maybe just a snack for dinner
November 19, 2021
Dr Rick from the Progressive commercials has given you a short (read in one sitting) books with all you need to get started on the journey to un-becoming your parents. No matter your age there are jewels here. Footwear, napping spots, phrases to use - nothing is sacred.
Quote to remember:
Unless you’ve been hit by a tranquilizer dart, there’s never a reason to nap in public.
Quote to remember:
Unless you’ve been hit by a tranquilizer dart, there’s never a reason to nap in public.
December 3, 2021
We are no fans of commercials in my home but we all stop and watch for Dr. Rick and his "patients". Ever since my husband saw his father & himself in Tom Pritchard, we've been laughing. I am totally the lady with the snacks at the airport and commenting that a person rushing should have left earlier. LOL
This book brings all the things together and made for laughs and has me looking forward to the next commercial. I loved that there were things in the book that haven't been covered in the commercials. I am sorry to say we aren't Progressive customers but they have captured our attention so kudos to their PR & marketing teams. If Dr. Rick has another book, I'll read it.
Also, this is one of the best books the algorithm on Goodreads has ever suggested I'd be interested in (so Amazon, basically). As soon as I saw it, I got into my Kindle app to download it.
This book brings all the things together and made for laughs and has me looking forward to the next commercial. I loved that there were things in the book that haven't been covered in the commercials. I am sorry to say we aren't Progressive customers but they have captured our attention so kudos to their PR & marketing teams. If Dr. Rick has another book, I'll read it.
Also, this is one of the best books the algorithm on Goodreads has ever suggested I'd be interested in (so Amazon, basically). As soon as I saw it, I got into my Kindle app to download it.
June 22, 2022
This is without question the best self-help book based on a television commercial that I've ever read.
July 24, 2022
This book is funny!
DR. RICK WILL SEE YOU NOW is a fast fun read containing lots of images and little text. I completed it easily in a single sitting, and I am a very slow reader typically.
I grabbed this short book for free on Amazon; I'm assuming Progressive released this as a promo when they were running the Dr. Rick ad campaign, which I admit I kind of loved. It took me a while to get around to it but I really enjoyed it. I lol'ed a lot, and that's not really how I read either!
So if you want something light and a little cheeky, give this a go. You won't be disappointed, or at least you won't waste much time or effort!
Rating 4 stars
Finished July 2022
Recommended for readers in their thirties and forties, fans of the "Dr. Rick" Progressive ad campaign, anyone who's ever thought "I sound just like my parents"
DR. RICK WILL SEE YOU NOW is a fast fun read containing lots of images and little text. I completed it easily in a single sitting, and I am a very slow reader typically.
I grabbed this short book for free on Amazon; I'm assuming Progressive released this as a promo when they were running the Dr. Rick ad campaign, which I admit I kind of loved. It took me a while to get around to it but I really enjoyed it. I lol'ed a lot, and that's not really how I read either!
So if you want something light and a little cheeky, give this a go. You won't be disappointed, or at least you won't waste much time or effort!
Rating 4 stars
Finished July 2022
Recommended for readers in their thirties and forties, fans of the "Dr. Rick" Progressive ad campaign, anyone who's ever thought "I sound just like my parents"
December 8, 2021
I really enjoyed this and thought that it was a quick and funny read! I highly recommended it because it's free! Wait...is that something my parents would say???
November 26, 2021
Genius marketing
Dr. Rick is going to join the genius marketing ranks of Flo, the gecko, Mayhem, and The Most Interesting Man in the World, among others. It helps that the examples are not just true, but funny. A short comedic break for your day.
Free on Kindle from Amazon
Dr. Rick is going to join the genius marketing ranks of Flo, the gecko, Mayhem, and The Most Interesting Man in the World, among others. It helps that the examples are not just true, but funny. A short comedic break for your day.
Free on Kindle from Amazon
November 18, 2022
When I saw the first commercial starring Dr. Rick I wanted to punch him in the dick. Not even for what the commercial was about, or the "don't be like your parent" message. No, it was the condesending cocky, I'm so superior to you that if I wanted to fuck you, your clothing would already be on the ground attitude of Dr. Rick. Then there was that "don't be like your parent" message that was just icing on the shit-cake.
Maybe if your message was something like "don't be like me, a piece of shit human", I might have listened closer. But "don't be like your parent"? Seriously? What the fuck is wrong with my dad, asshole? What the fuck is wrong with my mother?
So, this book appeared. It was free. I'm not the kind to rate and run, so no, I read it.
I admittedly chuckled lightly once. In the off chance that you also dislike Dr. Rick (and I really think this weird vibe that causes me to loath him is neither contagious nor widespread) and even more off chance that one thing I chuckled at would be the same thing you chuckled at, I'll spare you the rest of the book: When taking a selfie, "you don't need to engage every single muscle group. The phone weighs 7 ounces, not 70 pounds." By itself it isn't funny. Combined with the goofy picture, a mild chuckle threatened to occur.
Lesson from wearing shoes: don't wear one that is comfortable. Because . . . um . . . you'll look like a parent? I don't know why. Dr. Rick just said to not wear them. No real reason given. Also, don't wear free clothing because . . .. Um.
Lesson from interior coloring: biege is dumb. Like it's, apparently, dumb to have a beige toliet. Or a white dog. Or white towels. Because . . . it's dumb. I guess.
Don't use speakerphone setting on your mobile phone, because it'll make you look like your parents. Hmm, no, it'll make you look like a dude-bro-asshole. So, yeah, don't use it. But not because it'll make you look like your parent.
Wait, what? Only use your thumbs on your phone? WTF?
Bottom line: I want my money back, and I got this for free.
Rating: 0.01 stars
November 17 2022
Maybe if your message was something like "don't be like me, a piece of shit human", I might have listened closer. But "don't be like your parent"? Seriously? What the fuck is wrong with my dad, asshole? What the fuck is wrong with my mother?
So, this book appeared. It was free. I'm not the kind to rate and run, so no, I read it.
I admittedly chuckled lightly once. In the off chance that you also dislike Dr. Rick (and I really think this weird vibe that causes me to loath him is neither contagious nor widespread) and even more off chance that one thing I chuckled at would be the same thing you chuckled at, I'll spare you the rest of the book: When taking a selfie, "you don't need to engage every single muscle group. The phone weighs 7 ounces, not 70 pounds." By itself it isn't funny. Combined with the goofy picture, a mild chuckle threatened to occur.
Lesson from wearing shoes: don't wear one that is comfortable. Because . . . um . . . you'll look like a parent? I don't know why. Dr. Rick just said to not wear them. No real reason given. Also, don't wear free clothing because . . .. Um.
Lesson from interior coloring: biege is dumb. Like it's, apparently, dumb to have a beige toliet. Or a white dog. Or white towels. Because . . . it's dumb. I guess.
Don't use speakerphone setting on your mobile phone, because it'll make you look like your parents. Hmm, no, it'll make you look like a dude-bro-asshole. So, yeah, don't use it. But not because it'll make you look like your parent.
Wait, what? Only use your thumbs on your phone? WTF?
Bottom line: I want my money back, and I got this for free.
Rating: 0.01 stars
November 17 2022
November 16, 2021
Life is difficult out there for those of us struggling with un-becoming our parents. In this easy to read manual Dr. Rick makes everything from how to respond to wait staff to appropriate nap areas clear and understandable. This book is funny and at times a little too on point.
December 10, 2023
This free book was a blast. It was over way faster than I would have liked, but I did laugh and learn. I'm glad to know that the only faux pas I do is the transition eyeglasses. Seeing as I live in Florida, I think that one can easily forgiven, especially since my parents don't wear glasses. The illustrations were hysterical, but I appreciated the photos much more. Nobody is safe from becoming their parents!
It seems the link to download this eBook has been taken down on Progressive's website. If you send me a message with your email address, I'll do my best to send over a copy.
It seems the link to download this eBook has been taken down on Progressive's website. If you send me a message with your email address, I'll do my best to send over a copy.
November 18, 2021
The illustrations carried this one!
Easily the best advice in the book is this gem:
This is Not Your Glass
So don't touch it. Just because a glass is unattended doesn't mean it's your job to clean it up or put it in the dishwasher. You don't need to ask whose it is or if they're done with it. Because it's not your glass. Pure and simple. And guess what? When you turn the page, this glass will continue to sit here. Maybe for eternity. And you're just going to have to deal with that.
Thanks Dr. Rick!
Easily the best advice in the book is this gem:
This is Not Your Glass
So don't touch it. Just because a glass is unattended doesn't mean it's your job to clean it up or put it in the dishwasher. You don't need to ask whose it is or if they're done with it. Because it's not your glass. Pure and simple. And guess what? When you turn the page, this glass will continue to sit here. Maybe for eternity. And you're just going to have to deal with that.
Thanks Dr. Rick!
November 15, 2021
this book was everything and more i wanted it to be. but like i know am prepared for my life, and i will NEVER end up like my parents but like i can avoid the mispronunciation and stuff. cant wait for the next one to come out!!!
November 21, 2021
This is your favorite 60 second therapist in a likewise short self help book. Did I see myself on nearly every page? Yes. Did I smile on every page? Yes. Did I end up feeling worse about myself? Yes. Will I leave now to make sure I get to the early bird special at Chuck-a-rama? Most definitely yes.
January 15, 2022
I got quite a kick out of this book! I love the Progressive commercials featuring Dr. Rick giving middle-aged folks lessons on not becoming their parents. I even find myself doing many of the things out in public and attempting to stop myself without much luck. It’s so hard to not help out those college-aged kids trying to pick out ingredients at the grocery store when they have no idea what they’re doing. I feel just like the man in the commercial at the hardware store trying to help the guy pick out a tool. Anyway, this book is a quick read with pictures of dos and don’ts and even has a couple multiple choice questions. I really feel like most anybody would love this book, unless you’re one of the younger folks that we feel we must help!
November 30, 2021
Dr. Rick continues to inspire me and keep me from becoming my parents. He is hilarious and completely right about everything. This isn't one of those fake life advice money grabs like Phony Robbins. I only wish he had more advice to give, but maybe that will be in the sequel.
January 18, 2024
I think the Dr. Rick Progressive commercials are a hoot (an expression Dr. Rick says NOT to use!). So when I saw this book available as a free download, I got it immediately. I was laughing hysterically at the photos, as well as the good doctor’s sound advice for avoiding becoming your parents. If you’re reading this book, it’s probably too late!
September 15, 2022
Funny and fast reading. I noticed a few things that I need to correct before I become my parents!
November 22, 2021
Not gonna lie, this is now one of my favorite books of all time. After reading, I immediately sent a link to my friends, sisters, and even parents. I couldn't help but crack up the entire book and can't wait for all the sequels 😂
November 19, 2021
Everyone over 45 needs this book
Thank you Dr. Rick! Just threw out my decorative soap and my beige bathroom accessories. Next up tackling my shoe collection......Baby steps! 😂
Thank you Dr. Rick! Just threw out my decorative soap and my beige bathroom accessories. Next up tackling my shoe collection......Baby steps! 😂
July 9, 2022
Laugh out loud hilarious (and so true). Nice small bites that make for a quick read. I can't get enough of Dr. Rick. Keep his common sense approach coming!
November 29, 2022
The Dr Rick commercials always give me a little giggle, so thought I'd give this book a try. It was basically more of the same of what we see, and while some of it was amusing, I was a little let down that it wasn't better. I do think that listening to the audiobook gave me a better experience than if I'd have read it, but I still wish it was...more.
November 21, 2021
Awesomely Truthful & Funny; Real Self Help Guidance
Plenty of truth said in jest! While it is funny, using pictures, tests, and scenarios to make valid points. It is also honest and triggers family discussions of how we see ourselves in relation to the source of our main life’s influence, parents. The story teller section and the footwear section really hit home…
Plenty of truth said in jest! While it is funny, using pictures, tests, and scenarios to make valid points. It is also honest and triggers family discussions of how we see ourselves in relation to the source of our main life’s influence, parents. The story teller section and the footwear section really hit home…
November 26, 2021
Another brilliant marketing strategy from Progressive. But I still like the commercials better.
December 12, 2021
I found these important tips on not being my parents very useful. The real question is how do I get my wife to read it?
November 13, 2022
Like many others I was amused by the Progressive commercials featuring counseling sessions involving a group of people being treated for unbecoming their parents. Imagine my delighted to come across this fun free continuation on more of the same.
As someone who frequently displays the behaviors frowned upon by Dr. Rick, I got a kick out of reading the short piece on signs to watch for and the corrections offered in unparenting people. This was an entertaining and humorous escape.
As someone who frequently displays the behaviors frowned upon by Dr. Rick, I got a kick out of reading the short piece on signs to watch for and the corrections offered in unparenting people. This was an entertaining and humorous escape.
December 10, 2021
This is not what i expected. I should have realized by the cover picture.
December 13, 2021
These commercials are hilarious & so is this book! Very quick read, but I laughed so hard I cried! The ebook is free on Amazon.
April 26, 2022
Could have been more amusing if it had been fleshed out a bit. Just an extension of the commercials with a lot of blank pages.
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