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179 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1961
The less said about “The Hard Life,” though, the better.…without explaining himself. An odd thing to say about a book that sold out in Dublin within two days, and reviewers, especially in England (Anthony Burgess amongst them), praised with gusto.
Two orphans, Finbarr and his brother Manus, are sent to live with their half-uncle, Mr Collopy, his second wife (who is always referred to as Mrs Crotty) and his daughter by his first marriage, Annie. They are fed, looked after and given an education so really there’s very little hard about their lives but then neither is there anything very interesting. Page after page, however, is devoted to (humorous if you know what they’re talking about) alcohol-fuelled exchanges between Collopy and his friend, the Jesuit priest Father Kurt Fahrt. Suddenly the two boys are grown, the intervening years clearly being unworthy of detailed description.On the whole not a lot happens in the book. Its humour is primarily linguistic and O’Brien delights in every sentence—from all accounts he thought his own book hilarious—but many of the Irishisms were lost on me (thullabawns, thooleramawns, looderamawns, pishrogues, crawthumpers, bookuls) and some of the sentences are a bit convoluted but no more so than Beckett or Joyce. It’s nowhere near as clever though as his better known books; the story is linear and mostly realistic.
Manus, the older of the two (whom Finbarr tends to refer to as “the brother”), discovers an entrepreneurial streak within himself and, with the help of a found printing press, has big plans for his future beginning with the production of a modest pamphlet teaching people how to walk the tightrope. Eventually he relocates to London…—An Irish address is no damned use. The British dislike and distrust it. They think all the able and honest people live in London.…and establishes the London University Academy offering a wide corpus of study includingBoxing, Foreign Languages, Botany, Poultry Farming, Journalism, Fretwork, Archaeology, Swimming, Elocution, Dietetics, Treatment of High Blood Pressure, Ju-Jutsu, Political Science, Hypnotism, Astronomy, Medicine in the Home, Woodwork, Acrobatics and Wire-Walking, Public Speaking, Music, Care of the Teeth, Egyptology, Slimming, Psychiatry, Oil Prospecting, Railway Engineering, A Cure for Cancer, Treatment of Baldness, La Grande Cuisine, Bridge and Card Games, Field Athletics, Prevention and Treatment of Boils, Laundry Management, Chess, The Vegetable Garden, Sheep Farming, Etching and Drypoint, Sausage Manufacture in the Home, The Ancient Classics, Thaumaturgy Explained…all in pamphlet or book form the information being culled from existing texts. Finbarr sees no good coming of this…—I have a terrible feeling that sooner or later the police will take a hand in that foundation.…but whilst waiting on the other shoe falling Manus makes quite a bit of money enough to be able to pay for Collopy to visit the Pope when a treatment for pyorrhoea alveolaris (outlined in one of the Academy’s leaflets) goes awry and he ends up putting on a huge amount of weight.
—Nonsense!
—I don’t know. I feel the ice is pretty thin, smart and all as you are.
—I haven’t put a foot wrong yet.