2.5 stars
I don't think it's possible to almost fuck in a NASA facility, but correct me if I'm wrong. After this one my eyes will be permanently stuck in the back of my head.
Hannah went around trying to make a manifesto out of her emotional unavailability and used it as an excuse to be horny. She's not an annoying character like Sadie but for sure she doesn't deserve the cinnamon roll that is Ian. He literally goes alone with his boat and saves her in the middle of a snowstorm after she blew him off, and overall reacts marvelously to every rock she throws his way (believe me, it happens constantly smh). I swear they were connecting so well, the cuteness and the banter were there, and then they had to immediately throw off their clothes instead of building a healthy and pleasant relationship. This shit is getting old.
Again, the concept and the miscommunication build the right tension, but it's the way this whole novella was 50% badly written sex that makes it difficult for me to like it. I've said this about all the novellas and I'll keep saying it: this had a superb concept but the short length ruined it. I wanted more banter, more cute interactions, more development both for plot and characters. I didn't want detailed Mars-themed sex. I'm also drawing a fucking line here because I'm tired of the way the author describes every single one of her love interests as big, massive, muscular, enormous, a freaking mountain: how is this novella worse than Stuck with You about it? I can't believe every sentence had at least one of these adjectives.
I thought this one would beat the first novella but I'm still team Under One Roof. This one comes in second only because Stuck with You was so bad lol. Final verdict: I’m glad this novella was the last one or it would probably get even worse 😂