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248 pages, Paperback
First published August 28, 2014
"At about one o'clock in the morning, the high-class escort girls and trans women who ply their trade on the Champs Elysees and surround areas drop by to freshen their fragrance and touch up their outlandish make-up. They share the aisles with women in hijabs, who, for reasons no-one knows, are numerous at this hour. They can be seen chatting together confidentially. the paucity of customers and the enchantment of the night dissolve all barriers, social, moral and religious. All too soon, the escorts and the trans women will go back to their johns, among them some of the husbands of the women in hijabs with they have been exchanging beauty tips."

- The Frenchman looks around, as though someone else is responsible for this noise and he merely looking for the culprit in the spirit of collaboration.
- The Japanese customer stops dead and waits for the security guard to approach.
- The Chinese shopper does not, or pretends she does not, hear and continues on her way as nonchalantly as possible.
- The French citizen of Arabic or African ancestry accuses the device of conspiracy or racial profiling.
- The African jabs a finger at his chest as though seeking confirmation.
- The American rushes over to the security guard with a broad smile and all bags open for inspection.
- The German takes a step back in order to check that the system is functioning correctly.
- The Gulf Arab adopts a lofty, supercilious expression and slowly stops.
- The Brazilian puts his hands in the air.
- Once, a man actually fainted. He was unable to confirm his nationality.
CRUDE OIL AND ALPHA-KERATIN
In his two weeks working as a security guard, no Black woman has come into the shop with natural hair. They all have wigs, weaves, and hair extensions made from synthetic fibres derived from the oil industry. Crude oil, the primary source of global energy, is the result of anaerobic decay of all prehistoric organic matter that has accumulated deep beneath the Earth's crust. Black women wear fossil fuels on their heads.
The security guard spots a Black woman with a long, flowing mane of hair that falls to her waist. Such a hairstyle required at least a tribe of Tyrannosaurs to rot and decay.
Next week he will be working the Givenchy concession. His spiel will begin, "Be realistic, demand the impossible..." With his bible of student slogans from '68, in theory he could carry on for months. But the security guard remains sceptical; he cannot believe the Town Crier will extol the virtues of Dior with "Down with the carcass of Stalinism". Or Yves Saint Laurent with "Art is dead, don't eat its corpse". Let alone Kenzo with "The barricade blocks the street but opens the way."

