“I think,” Alistair said with a smile in his voice, “that you want to be a good boy for me. You can bluster and peacock all you want, but what you truly desire is someone to take care of you. You need direction. You need... guidance. Someone to be there for you, to lean on, to teach you.”
^ Page 116.
I don't think this was for me. The plot was predictable, the pacing was terrible, the characters felt robotic/programmed and there was a few mistakes in here.
Let's start with Alistair:
- I'm all for a daddy kink but apart from Alistair spanking Noah every few times that he swore or raised his voice, there was nothing that screamed daddy dom. Noah didn't even call him daddy apart from a couple times around 80% of the book. He didn't exactly "take care" of Noah unless you mean he's like "oh yeah you're rude so I'm gonna to spank you, make you come and do this again every so often and call myself your daddy."
- His character felt robotic and emotionless. Even though the book is in third person pov, we don't see anything from his side of things. His dialogue feels dry and empty like he's been programmed to say things.
- He hasn't had a "boy" in 20/21 years, yet not once are we given an age or any detail on this man. I mean I only found out there were other books because I read reviews halfway through reading this. Not a clue who "Cold" is. And Goodreads and Kindle don't even warn you that it's not book 1.
Noah's character:
- Doesn't change whatsoever the entire book.
- Every time he didn't swear or yell at someone for a couple pages, everyone is like "omg Noah you've changed, whole new person" and he's like "oh yeah, I wanna be good and everyone to like me aka never leave me again because i have daddy issues" then guess what? He immediately goes back to his character.
- This wasn't a "bratty MC" this was a guy who raised himself and had too much money he didn't know what to do with it. If I was in his shoes and some guy broke into my house, told me to stop swearing and get on my knees I'd show him where the door is. And yes, Noah isn't the only person with daddy issues.
Pacing:
- Noah's constantly in a state of "is my uncle okay? Is my last living relative going to die when these shitty kidnappers decide what to do when they find him?" And "oh my god, I love this older man because he's giving me attention but I hate him because he won't tell me about my uncle"
- The uncle's story is revealed in the second to last chapter because someone tries to kill Noah (again).
- Don't even get me started on Landon. Saw his character story from a mile away.
Other:
- Character names? We had Crybaby, Junior, Mace, Brad/Medina and Erasmus. - Most unserious gangsters/non gangsters there is. And Noah Allan (No-Ah - Ah-len) or Alistair Star (same concept as Noah with the names sounding similar) just sounded lazy.
- Random attempts at feminism??
“Are you always this bitchy?” Noah wondered out loud.
“Bitchy?” Crybaby glared. “Why is it when a woman is assertive that she’s then automatically a bitch? Huh?”
“Wait, no—”
“The second a woman takes on any position of power or authority, she’s a bitch. When she’s aggressive and doesn’t take any bullshit from a man, she’s a bitch—”
“Okay! Fine! You’re an asshole!” Noah shouted. “Is that better?”
“Much.” Crybaby stood up straighter. “Thank you.”
^ Page 241.
I'm all for feminism, but not in a sex filled gay book with poor, cringy writing. And this wasn't even just it, Noah says something about helping Frida with the dishes and then he's like "oh it's not cos she's a woman that I'd assume she'd be doing them" - like bro what??
- TOO MUCH SWEARING. Now hear me out, I'm British so I completely understand swearing all the time. But this book made an average British conversation look like they were talking innocently to kids. He's an example, count how many times they use the word "fuck" or swear on page 47:
“It’s a pastry, you dumb fuck.”
“Fuck you.”
“Fuck you, you slick dick pretty boy ball suckin’ fuck!” Junior suddenly raged.
“Holy fuck, what is your problem?” Noah made a face. “Did you forget to take your medication this morning?”
“Yeah, fresh outta bullshit pills, so fuckin’ watch it.”
See my point?? It was like this for the entire book.
- Not sure if this book needs editing or a proper reading because he's one of the many mistakes I found. (Page 39) “A car does not a murderer make,” Noah argued. “You guys are shittier detectives than you are gangsters.”
^ Not sure if there's a missing word or words in the wrong order or the worst chance of AI writing this, but this made no sense at all.
- STOP LINKING CHARACTERS TO KIDS BEFORE SEX SCENES. He felt weirdly small, almost like a little kid, (page 277) and then he sucks Alistair's dick. Disgusting.
I think I've expressed as much as I can be assed to write right now, it's been a really long day and IF anyone reads the entire thing I think they get the point. Don't think I'll be reading this author again or at least for a while.