Thank you so much, dear Samantha Downing! You did it again! You fried my last healthy brain cells standing! This is outstandingly smart, extremely high-tension, and surprisingly twisty! This engrossing, thrilling journey reflects the author’s dark, sarcastic, and very smart sense of humor, guaranteeing you sit on the edge of your seat and enjoy your wild ride!
What the hell is happening at one of the most reputable schools in the city? There is a mad scientist lurking around the Belmont Academy, finding the strangest ways to threaten the well-being of teachers, students, and poor, dedicated parents!
Imagine Walter White chose to stay at school instead of teaming up with Jess to produce pure meth at the trailer and turning into Heisenberg.
Teddy Crutcher is the evil soul twin of Walter White, who chose English as a major instead of chemistry (he chooses breeding poisonous plants in his backyard as a hobby, just like mixing them in his lovely colleagues’ drinks and seeing the deadly results as cracking up his villainous laughter). He has a big purpose to punish the privileged, spoiled students who take everything they want without showing enough effort, as most of the students come from poverty, fighting tooth and nail
to get a proper college degree just like he was.
You don’t want to be on his sh*t list if you want to get accepted by the colleges you’d dreamt of or have a less problematic high school experience because he can turn your life into hell!
Dear Teddy, with bleeding cuticles, an unhealthy dairy consumption habit, taking tours around the Belmont Academy, giving fake smiles to his colleagues who were the highly achieved old students, and even though he’s been awarded as the teacher of the year, he will always be an outsider of this secluded environment.
After mysteriously being dumbed by his wife, he’s been married for 13 years. His only focus is helping his students to reach their full academic potential. That’s for their OWN GOOD!
Of course, performing his chemical tests on his colleagues seems like his other hobby, which gets out of control and results in one of the parents’ deaths. Oops! Now he has to correct his mistake by poisoning his real target to save the wrongly convicted person.
More lives are at stake, and there’s no need to worry. There are enough deadly plants to feed his enemies! But his plans can be derailed by his old student, Fallon, who obsessively blames him for everything going definitely so wrong with her life! And dear Zach, who is the latest victim on his sh*t list, has to find his way to get out of this uncontrollable madness!
Let the chemical games begin! Don’t worry about Teddy! He’s never going to be in danger. He is the one who is in danger!
This is one of the best entertaining, smart, riveting, addictive, unputdownable, crazy things I’ve read this year! I loved every second of it! All of the characters seriously suffer from warped moral compasses. They’re needy, greedy, self-centered, and dealing with their insecurities in strange ways, which made them more unique,one of a kind, and irritating!
The conclusion was deliciously smart and fair. My neighbors can still hear my villanelle laughs!
As always, I’m giving my five blazing, clever, dazzling, epic, engaging, and enjoyable stars!
As a big fan of the author, I can honestly say she never disappoints me with her fantastic works!
Special thanks to NetGalley and Berkley Publishing for sharing this digital reviewer copy I have been waiting for in exchange for my honest opinions.