This is perfect if you love steamy FTB scenes
Listen. I get it. Not all books will be graphic. But when I see a review saying there’s too much EXPLICIT smexx, I am going to have HIGH expectations and I’m gonna be waiting for these scenes to come up! (Not me waiting on pins and needles for these scenes 👀)That’s why that person lowered the star rating on this book… but I kept reading and reading and TRYING to find all this explicit smexx 🤔🤔🤔 and… IT NEVER CAME! (Hahahaha PUN INTENDED😑!!). We got ONE solid smexx scene and one 0r@l one… then that’s it!
If a scene is getting started and it’s all the dirty talk imaginable 👀 and then it’s getting good 😅and I’m ALL excited 😉(just like the MCs) and the scene changes and the next page is a new chapter or it’s after the fact … then THAT IS NOT EXPLICIT🤬!!!! That is what is well-known as FTB. Oh dear LAWD. Hold the wheel PLEASE!! People be lying to me 😅😂. This is a damnnnn sin! I know it’s hypocritical of me to say this on the Lord’s day, but my gosh. Don’t lie to me people 😂😂😂.
Let me get to my review. Trina (20s) is the assistant of Graham (29), who’s a grump, which makes this a grumpy/sunshine book. He leaves and then texts her to meet him at the courthouse because he’s getting married. She arrives, and she asks him where his bride is. He tells her “you’re her” and she says “Urher?” And asks about pronunciation 😂😂😂I was totally giggling. He needs her to marry him because his pseudo-father, who is also the owner of the company they work for, is very ill and he wants to make him happy by showing him that he married Trina. Because Trina has a lot of love for that man (Lloyd), she agrees.
Of course, as the book progresses, they develop feelings for each other. She feels horrible because she doesn’t tell anyone in her family, considering that she has 12 siblings and both her parents, and feels like she’s lying left and right. He doesn’t deny that they’re married, and when Lloyd comes to visit, they have to continue this farce in his home.
All is good, all seems well, and the tension and chemistry starts igniting🔥. We get one solid, good smexxy scene. ONE from beginning to end.
I am LITERALLY laying here, popcorn in hand, anxiously flipping pages, seeing all this DIRTY talk🥵, all these promises 👀about doing this and that💦. Alll DUUUUURTY😅. *picture me rubbing my hands* AND then…
😐WOMP 😐WOMP.
My lady b0n€r has never deflated so fast. I kept going. Kept reading. Thinking “okay maybe it’s just this one…”
Nope. It kept happening. Until the end of the book😑.
Even when they are in the middle of pivotal scenes. The “I love you” scenes. The “make love to me” scenes. The “I’ll let you 0 down my throat” scenes (okay maybe that’s not PIVOTAL, but at THIS point, I’m just grasping at ANYTHING!!!). All of them. ALL OF THEM have a FTB ending!!!! (Well, at least something was ending somewhere, because the poor MCs didn’t get those explosive endings we look for 🙄).
I am so frustrated!!! And it sucks because this book has so many good elements. The foster group childhood, the dark past, the tension buildup, the death of loved ones in the past, the emotional hospital scare… but… the FTB MESSED it up for me!!!
Ugh. 🤬
⚠️safety squad⚠️
FTBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB 😑
-no cheating/sharing/owd
-h has a bf when book open up- they break up
-om at the bar flirts with h while H is sitting right now (they’re fake married already). Nothing happens
-there’s another om scene but it’s the h’s friend’s hubby. The H gets super jp
-death of loved ones remembered
-condom the first times. Since the rest of the time it was FTB, I’m ASSuming they were also used. But who tf knows 🙄 lol