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You better watch out, you better not cry…

Krampus is coming to town.

It’s the night before Christmas, and Noelle is down on her luck…and the holly jolly spirit. She thinks she’s going to have yet another quiet night alone sipping spiked eggnog when a helpful stranger suddenly appears.

When she unknowingly invites the notorious Krampus into her home, Noelle’s night takes a sexy turn as he shows her exactly what happens to the girls on Santa’s naughty list.

This novella is suitable for audiences 18+. Prepare yourself for the improper use of Christmas lights, the hanging of ornaments from questionable places, and massive misuse of mistletoe.

75 pages, Kindle Edition

Published December 17, 2021

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Profile Image for Peter Topside.
Author 6 books1,451 followers
December 3, 2022
To quote Good Ol’ JR, “Good gawd!’ This read just like a porno. Girl is visited by a random dude, who turns out to be Krampus, ready to make her pay for her naughtiness with Christian Grey caliber sexual abuse. That was literally the entire story. Had some pretty hardcore stuff in here, too, so reader beware. This is part of a series, in which there is a land where humans and monsters live together in certain areas. Part of me wished there was a werewolf staring in the window at the Krampus roughing up young Noelle, touching himself inappropriately. I would’ve dropped my Kindle laughing. The writing was good and the sex was very graphic and raw, which some people may be into, but it’s not to my particular taste. I know, I know…I’m just a fuddy duddy. However, I will think twice about bad mouthing Santa if this is what ends up happening. I’m just too pretty to be a notch on Krampus’ bed post. Or cave art. Or wherever the hell that thing sleeps.
Profile Image for Leticia (jerseygirlsbookshelf).
578 reviews288 followers
December 28, 2022
"Hello, pet. Merry Christmas."
Keeping this short and to the point, never in a million years have I wanted to be naughty enough to get a visit from Krampus.
Does that say everything you need to hear? Yeah, probably.

This is a really short novella about a girl who gets a lot more than she bargained for for Christmas, and the promise of more in the future.

Not bad, huh? ;)
Profile Image for D.L. Howe.
Author 25 books601 followers
December 2, 2022
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️💫

Omg I’m obsessed! I want a Krampus for Christmas!!!

Seriousness this naughty little gem packed a wallop! So spicy, a little fucked up and a whole lot of dirty nice.

If you like your Christmas tale layered with darkness, bdsm and some hot smut this is for you!

And that ending? Left me salivating for more!

Why did it have to end there?! 😫
Profile Image for Darlene I read WAY to many books.
3,675 reviews2,426 followers
December 27, 2021
LOOOORDDDDDDD!!!!!

This little baby hit wonders in an hour!!! Like I wasn’t expecting that…. And i gotta say thanks to my book buddy for recommending this monster fking lol.

Noelle has had a crappy Xmas so far she’s dumped she’s cursing Saint Nick up and down.. and she bumped into a stranger who she apologized to she gets help and there’s something about the man that has her all in knots.. and boy what she does when he helps her put up her tree i was like this is a start to a porno lol

Krampus is here to punish her for being a naughty girl and cursing Santa XD. And Noelle does what any sane person does runs lol good thing this monster loves to play with his naughty peeps.. and boy when he catches her it is yummy and steamy… I did wish there was more… we did get a HFN between the two… but kinda expect that.

No Ow/om drama, sexy times, no virgins

Recommend— Yes
Cover-⭐⭐⭐
Heat level-🌶🌶🌶🌶

Instalove
Age gap
Fisiting
Degradation
Monster fking
Primal play
Bondage
Punishments
Masturbation
Rough play
Anal play/sex
HFN
Profile Image for ❤️Court - Villains Do It Better❤️.
1,088 reviews774 followers
December 28, 2021
2.75 Stars

Just okay. I was expecting a bit more, but it's good enough for a monster romance. It does need more something though, such as more details or more build up, because even the sex was a bit lacking imo.
Profile Image for gloria .☆゚..
551 reviews3,702 followers
May 27, 2023
➥ 2.5 Stars *:・゚✧

“Krampus is coming…” Thunderous hooves sounded right outside her hiding spot. Clasping her hands over her mouth, Noelle tried to stifle her panicked breaths.

“…to town.” The words were whispered on the back of her neck and Noelle let loose a bloodcurdling scream that was stifled by a palm clasped against her mouth.


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Well this was...something. I gotta say, 10/10 entertainment value and literally like 50 pages. Were those 50 pages braincell-crippling? Just a lil 🤗. But! This was exactly what it claimed to be: a (hella) raunchy Christmas novella. As we all know, I'm super picky with novellas (sorry?) but this one actually did most things right? No ILYs? Check. Consistent smut? Check. And with a bonus uh...uniqueness 😊. This book knows it's a Christmas novella and it abuses that theme to the max. I'm talking Christmas lights bondage, and (still processing). I should probably emphasise that this is pretty dubcon: there's some blah blah about safewords/signals but it was cheaply/wonkily done, I can't lie. And some of it did just feel like one of those terrible porno premises..., bye. So...I can't recommend this (who can?) but fun it certainly was 😊! (Other than the clarification that he has , though I have read worse (I think?)). Got this rec from Ava (@ava'sromancebooks) 😁.

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Profile Image for Becca Sabala.
442 reviews31 followers
February 8, 2022
So hot.
Holy cow this entire book is 🥵🥵🥵🥵

A short steamy Christmas read, and oh what a good read it is!
Profile Image for Mel  (whilemelwasreading).
1,324 reviews119 followers
November 26, 2022
"God!" Noelle yelled, voice muffled, toes pointed and body clenched tight as another orgasm roared through her.

"Not quite godly, my pet, but I appreciate the sentiment," Krampus hummed against her quivering flesh."


What You'll Find:
✔️Monster Romance
✔️Short Story
✔️BDSM
✔️Dual POV

MINI REVIEW
This is 100% pure smutty monster erotica. Borderline dark. Domineering BDSM. Intense and perhaps some dub con. And unfortunately I just wasn't feeling it. Not for me, but it might be for you!
Profile Image for Andrea ☾  [is inconsistently consistant].
712 reviews103 followers
December 11, 2022
3.75 ⭐️ Pure Smut, and I really, really liked it!

Noelle has just broken up with her boyfriend and moved out of the home they shared. It’s the night before Christmas, and she decides to get a tree for her new home, but it’s too late and most Tree Farms and stores are either closed or tree-less. When she finally finds one and tries to carry it to her place by herself, she ends up cursing up and down any and everything. She manages to take the tree to her door, only for her to slip on ice and fall… and for a handsome, tall stranger to see it all and ask if she needs any help. Little did she know that helpful and kind stranger was none other than Krampus. And he was out on a mission to find her.

Almost the entirety of this novella is degradation and punishment/ pain-play, which is not at all my thing, or something that’s ever worked for me before, but the whole monster romance thing apparently lets my brain to make allowances… because I loved this. It’s Single POV from Noelle’s perspective and that really helped, since she was really feeling it the whole time. I also think this quote sums up why I could enjoy this:

She could leave her reservations and anxiety at the door because when she was with Krampus, he was in charge. But even at his most domineering, he never crossed the line into controlling.


I think that’s my problem with a lot of Dom/Sub dynamics in books. They have doms that don’t actually want to dom, they want to own and change their subs however they want. It’s like they go from people with free will to become malleable objects for them to shape into whatever they feel like– most times with pain/manipulation even outside of scenes. And, of course, I can understand giving someone permission to punish you if you’re willingly submitting to them and then you break the rules. But you’re still a person who can break every rule there is, knowing that it will have consequences. I’ve dnfed so many books where the dom was just exploitative and barely saw their sub as a person. It irks me. But, yeah… That does NOT happen here. Krampus was intense plenty, but he took aftercare and safety seriously, which was so nice to see.

It’s mostly smut and, in my opinion, it’s missing a chapter at the end but if you’re looking for a super spicy holiday read, this is it!

⭐️⭐️⭐️.75/ 5
🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ / 5

Profile Image for Cheryl.
6,557 reviews237 followers
November 28, 2022
This book is just what I needed to get me into the holiday spirit. I have liked Krampus but this is the first time that I have read a romance story featuring him. Oh boy, oh boy. Forget being on the "nice" list, I want to be on the "naughty" list.

Noelle definitely got more than she bargained for when she met Krampus. Forget dreaming of sugar plum fairies, it is all hot, steamy dreams of a tall monster with claws and glowing eyes. This was a really fast read for me. It got me excited to check out the other book in this series. Grave Tidings is a yummy, holiday treat that you don't want to miss!
Profile Image for Ava.
1,120 reviews1,726 followers
September 11, 2022
What a hot holiday novella!!

This is just a short quickie about Noelle being "punished" by Krampus on Christmas Eve.
I wish there was more!

TROPES: Christmas, kindle unlimited, monsters, novella
Profile Image for Dani (Daniiireads).
1,966 reviews324 followers
December 14, 2021
Nothing really puts me in the holiday spirit like monster peen, and Grave Tidings is the perfect read to get the festive vibes a-buzzing!

Jokes aside y’all, this shit is spicy as hell 🥵
Profile Image for Fey Flowers (enbytweenthepages).
292 reviews65 followers
December 19, 2021
Aside from that gorgeous cover, the book didn't disappoint either.

I especially liked how many details Salem paid attention to and I love naughty Siena. I laughed so hard when the f*cking tree slid down the stairs. Felt it way too much. 😂
And by the way: What a stunning Krampus. Unusual, but hot as f * ck - I'm a sucker for long white hair. The end was very sweet. My knees go weak, for monsters and men who make others feel good and happy. I gladly take the hope of a repeat with me.
Profile Image for Jess Brady.
Author 1 book166 followers
December 14, 2022
Let me get this straight... All I gotta do is bad mouth the man in red and Krampus will show up at my door to punish me?

Cause let's be real, I don't think I would mind that too much...

This book was pure Christmas smut, and I was totally here for it but what surprised me a bit more than it probably should have was the writing! It was phenomenal! A lot of times we forget that monster smut is still writing, and I love to be reminded of that. Salem Sinclair is definitely going to my "must read authors" list.

Improper use of Christmas lights be damned this was one fun story with a boat load of kink. I can't wait to get to book two!

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P.S. WHAT WAS WITH THAT ENDING??!!
Profile Image for Stephanie Gillespie.
371 reviews206 followers
December 16, 2021
You guys need to read this short, steamy Krumpas novella!! If your looking for something quick to read this Christmas then I highly recommend this one. Oh boy!! This has kink, Christmas lights and brings a new meaning to the naughty list 😈
Profile Image for Stephannie.
252 reviews1 follower
December 14, 2022
OK let’s be honest we all know I read this book not for the plot but for spice. I got exactly what I wanted no plot, just pure hot BDSM done right. A- for setting scene, safe words, and aftercare. Only reason why there’s an a minus is because of the dubious consent in the beginning but remedied later on. 10/10 would recommend.
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647 reviews25 followers
December 10, 2024
It’s like the book couldn’t decide whether it wanted to be a quirky comedy or an actual story, so it just leaned all the way into the weirdly funny moments and left everything else behind. Which, fine, I like to laugh, but I also like, you know, a reason to care.
Profile Image for Mandyloves2read.
1,763 reviews173 followers
December 23, 2021
This was the perfect quick holiday read it’s full of naughty time it’s kinky it’s hot but also sweet I couldn’t get enough of this story! Loved it!
Profile Image for Skylar Godwin.
196 reviews34 followers
November 30, 2022
4/5 for quality. 10/10 for a good time.

Come on, it is only 57 pages. Give sexy, evil Mr. Tumnus a try--just in time for Christmas.



Profile Image for Melissa.
1,085 reviews78 followers
December 21, 2022
My kindle unlimited experience has let me to some odd books….some good/some bad… but this one ehhh. I picked it for the Christmas theme… maybe a Christmas romance…the bad guy of Christmas needs love too, right?…. But this was way to sadomasocist for me.

If it’s your thing, enjoy, but hard pass here.
Profile Image for Deniz.
149 reviews29 followers
February 16, 2023
Salem hepimize bir iyilik yap ve yazarlığı bırak lütfen✋🏻 Her yönüyle çok kötüydü :(
Profile Image for Nantia.
233 reviews15 followers
December 4, 2024
Have I read enough Krampus romances? No.
BUT
Was that the first that had my feet swaying and me giggling? Definitely.
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