When I saw the first commercial starring Dr. Rick I wanted to punch him in the dick. Not even for what the commercial was about, or the "don't be like your parent" message. No, it was the condesending cocky, I'm so superior to you that if I wanted to fuck you, your clothing would already be on the ground attitude of Dr. Rick. Then there was that "don't be like your parent" message that was just icing on the shit-cake.
Maybe if your message was something like "don't be like me, a piece of shit human", I might have listened closer. But "don't be like your parent"? Seriously? What the fuck is wrong with my dad, asshole? What the fuck is wrong with my mother?
So, this book appeared. It was free. I'm not the kind to rate and run, so no, I read it.
I admittedly chuckled lightly once. In the off chance that you also dislike Dr. Rick (and I really think this weird vibe that causes me to loath him is neither contagious nor widespread) and even more off chance that one thing I chuckled at would be the same thing you chuckled at, I'll spare you the rest of the book: When taking a selfie, "you don't need to engage every single muscle group. The phone weighs 7 ounces, not 70 pounds." By itself it isn't funny. Combined with the goofy picture, a mild chuckle threatened to occur.
Lesson from wearing shoes: don't wear one that is comfortable. Because . . . um . . . you'll look like a parent? I don't know why. Dr. Rick just said to not wear them. No real reason given. Also, don't wear free clothing because . . .. Um.
Lesson from interior coloring: biege is dumb. Like it's, apparently, dumb to have a beige toliet. Or a white dog. Or white towels. Because . . . it's dumb. I guess.
Don't use speakerphone setting on your mobile phone, because it'll make you look like your parents. Hmm, no, it'll make you look like a dude-bro-asshole. So, yeah, don't use it. But not because it'll make you look like your parent.
Wait, what? Only use your thumbs on your phone? WTF?
Bottom line: I want my money back, and I got this for free.
Rating: 0.01 stars
November 17 2022