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Stolen by Alien Santa
He caught me when I wasn't sleeping. He knew that I was awake. Santa Claus has come to town, and its me he chose to take. I saw Santa when I was younger. I'm not taking about the Santa you grew up believing in. I've seen the REAL Santa, the one with the green skin and big horns. Every Christmas after that, I always stayed up and hoped to get a peek again. I wanted to confirm to myself that I wasn't crazy and I actually saw him. This year, I got a little more than I bargained for when not only did I see him, he saw me. Now, I know for sure Santa isn't a jolly fat dude in a red coat. He's an angry beefcake of an alien in a red coat who doesn't take kindly to people catching him off guard. Currently he's got me tied up and stuffed in his red sack next to a pile of presents. I don't know what he has planned for me, but it's probably not good. Or maybe it will be? I never thought I'd say this, but, Santa is kind of hot and I might be open-minded... depending on what he's wanting. Stolen by Alien Santa is a standalone sci-fi romance novella that features action, adventure, and steamy intimate moments. A perfect story for those that take pride in their spot on the naughty list. No cliffhangers or cheating. Happily ever after guaranteed!
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166 pages, Kindle Edition
Published December 2, 2021
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December 27, 2021
This really just wasn't very good. Let me save my fellow coomers some time: there's barely any sex and what little the book does have is bland and unsexy.
Let me also save the satire and meme-lovers some time: This is no Kissing the Coronavirus, although it so clearly wants to be. There's an epidemic right now of erotica writers trying desperately to become a meme. Remember when Ethan Klein made cringe-compilations, so then a bunch of desperate content creators starting making cringe on purpose just because they wanted to end up in a cringe-compilation? And then all the integrity of the the cringe was compromised? It's like that in erotica right now. Everyone wants to be the next Kissing the Coronavirus meme.
You can tell the difference between an author who is just fucking around and enjoying satire and absurdist humor for the sake of it and an author who wants to be a meme.
Meme is like cringe: it can not be intentionally manufactured. When someone tries to manufacture meme or cringe, the result is just sad.
This book was just sad.
So much winking at the audience. Writer, don't freaking wink at me. I'll decide if your book is fucking funny. And this one wasn't.
It had a ton of battle scenes and awkward dialogue. Did I really need that many battle scenes? Nothing genuinely funny though.
It isn't funny. It isn't sexy. It isn't anything, except for sad.
Let me also save the satire and meme-lovers some time: This is no Kissing the Coronavirus, although it so clearly wants to be. There's an epidemic right now of erotica writers trying desperately to become a meme. Remember when Ethan Klein made cringe-compilations, so then a bunch of desperate content creators starting making cringe on purpose just because they wanted to end up in a cringe-compilation? And then all the integrity of the the cringe was compromised? It's like that in erotica right now. Everyone wants to be the next Kissing the Coronavirus meme.
You can tell the difference between an author who is just fucking around and enjoying satire and absurdist humor for the sake of it and an author who wants to be a meme.
Meme is like cringe: it can not be intentionally manufactured. When someone tries to manufacture meme or cringe, the result is just sad.
This book was just sad.
So much winking at the audience. Writer, don't freaking wink at me. I'll decide if your book is fucking funny. And this one wasn't.
It had a ton of battle scenes and awkward dialogue. Did I really need that many battle scenes? Nothing genuinely funny though.
It isn't funny. It isn't sexy. It isn't anything, except for sad.
December 11, 2021
I'm disappointed. The author was too Lazy and uncreative throughout this whole story, you have an alien santa BUT UR TELLING ME THAT HIS COCK IS NORMAL?? THAT IS SO DISAPPOINTING. SURE HIS COCK IS GREEN, BUT THAT'S IT? UR NOT GONNA GIVE ME MORE? THE SEX MAY I ALSO SAY WAS NORMAL AND TAME? UR A FUCKING ALIEN FOR CRYING OUT LOUD WHERE IS UR GAME!
sorry guys.. I'm just a bit disappointed that my 50th book is a normal alien dick and not a Funky wild one :/
sorry guys.. I'm just a bit disappointed that my 50th book is a normal alien dick and not a Funky wild one :/
December 9, 2021
Chloe accidentally saw Santa on Christmas Eve when she was a teenager. To her surprise, the red suited Santa wasn't jolly, old and fat. He was a huge green skinned muscular alien with horns. Ever since then she has been trying to catch another glimpse of him to make sure she wasn't crazy. This year, she feels like she is truly prepared to catch Santa. However when Santa does arrive, he was just like she remembers. Instead of her trying to catch Santa, Santa catches her and stuffs her in his big sack. Chloe ends up at the North Pole where she quickly learns that the traditional facts don't actually tell the whole truth. The more she sees of Santa, the more she wants to be the one kissing Santa Claus.
December 11, 2021
when you try to write p0rn with (bad) plot
August 9, 2022
What a blast! Weird, wild, wonderful. A bizarro festive book was a great palate cleanser after so much holiday super-sweetness.
December 7, 2021
🎅Stolen by Alien Santa🎅
💃🏼A Merry Sci-fi Alien Romance 💃🏼
🎅Sophia Sobell🎅
היי חברים וחברות,
רציתי משהו לתקופת החג (למה אין ספרי חנוכה?!😭)
ואתמול הספר הזה התפרסם ב"כריכה היומית" אז תיארתי לעצמי שהוא יעשה את העבודה.
ובאמת שהוא היה מקסים מאוד, פחות הכניס אותי לרוח החג, כי האלפים שלו יותר הזכירו לי מיניונים, ומלחמת חייזרים, פחות צועק לי "חג מולד שמח!!!"
אבל כסיפור מעבר הוא עשה קסם של עבודה.
כתיבה משעשעת, אישיות הגיבור הייתה לגמרי לטעמי, גראמפי אבל עם לב טוב, והבחורה היא אחת חזקה ונחושה, מי לא אוהב כאלו??
🎅🧑🎄🎄
סיפור קצר מאוד, על בחורה שהייתה בטוחה שראתה את סנטה בילדות, ורצתה לפגוש אותו שוב... רצה הגורל וזה הצליח לה.. היא נכנסה לרשימת הילדים שעליו לבקר השנה..
הוא פחות מרוצה מזה..
🎅“What do ya mean there was no childs?” asked the silvery, unknown voice. “Children,” Santa replied. “Children’s what I said, sir. What do ya mean?” “I told you. There were no children in the house. You sent me to the wrong house. That is four times this year. It is unacceptable.” “Apologies, sir. Will not happen again.”🎅
אבל היא, היא סוף סוף פגשה אותו שוב!!
🎅His red coat was easy to spot in the faint lighting of the Christmas tree, and as he shifted around, I caught glimpses of the green skin underneath. The stereotypical Santa hat sat on his head but had the addition of two large red horns protruding from it.🎅
הצליח אפילו יותר מדי, כי היא מצאה חן בעיניו והוא החליט לקחת אותה..
💃🏼Great, I’m going to freeze to death in Santa’s sack. This is what I get for not letting things go.💃🏼
הם מתחילים לתקשר
🎅“Do they have names?” “Of course, why would someone not name their pets?” “I don’t know?” Because you’re an alien? How am I supposed to know aliens even have pets?🎅
לא הכי הולך להם מעולה...
🎅“Why the fuck did you kidnap me?” I almost ran up to him to grab his arm, but decided that was probably unwise. He paused in the doorway and glared at me over his shoulder. The stern look paired with the fire in his eyes made me feel simultaneously aroused and terrified.
“Watch your tone.” The door slid shut, and I shouted, “You’re quite a dickhead for being Santa Claus!”🎅
וסוף סוף קיבלתי את התשובה, של למה סנטה קלאוס מחלק מתנות.... אלו עבודות שירות! (גאוני 🤣)
🎅“As I said earlier, you’re kind of a dick for being Santa Claus,” I sighed. “I did not choose to do this.” “You were forced to be Santa?” “My name is Santa. It is not a title,” he rebuked. “Okay. They forced you to deliver toys to children?” “Effectively.” “By who? Why?”
“Think of it like community service.”🎅
הוא נפתח אליה ומספר למה לקח אותה, כי הוא כזה רומנטי ושרמנטי
🎅“So basically, you abducted me because you wanted to fuck me?” “Yes. I had no intention of following through. It was more of… what is the saying… old habits die hard?”🎅
היא מגלה על העבר שלו..
🎅Santa is an alien warlord criminal? This is too much. It already was, but it’s even more too much now🎅
הכימיה בינהם מדהימה
🎅Nothing else mattered but having that thick green jointed cock inside of me.🎅
האהבה שלהם פורחת
🎅“We will both be okay, do not fear. I do not wish to lose you, or move on without you. So, I will not allow it to happen,” Santa said stoically. “Me either,” I whispered into his chest.🎅
ונשארת לעד
🎅I gladly took on the role of Mrs. Claus and thought that Chloe Claus had an impressive ring to it.🎅
💃🏼A Merry Sci-fi Alien Romance 💃🏼
🎅Sophia Sobell🎅
היי חברים וחברות,
רציתי משהו לתקופת החג (למה אין ספרי חנוכה?!😭)
ואתמול הספר הזה התפרסם ב"כריכה היומית" אז תיארתי לעצמי שהוא יעשה את העבודה.
ובאמת שהוא היה מקסים מאוד, פחות הכניס אותי לרוח החג, כי האלפים שלו יותר הזכירו לי מיניונים, ומלחמת חייזרים, פחות צועק לי "חג מולד שמח!!!"
אבל כסיפור מעבר הוא עשה קסם של עבודה.
כתיבה משעשעת, אישיות הגיבור הייתה לגמרי לטעמי, גראמפי אבל עם לב טוב, והבחורה היא אחת חזקה ונחושה, מי לא אוהב כאלו??
🎅🧑🎄🎄
סיפור קצר מאוד, על בחורה שהייתה בטוחה שראתה את סנטה בילדות, ורצתה לפגוש אותו שוב... רצה הגורל וזה הצליח לה.. היא נכנסה לרשימת הילדים שעליו לבקר השנה..
הוא פחות מרוצה מזה..
🎅“What do ya mean there was no childs?” asked the silvery, unknown voice. “Children,” Santa replied. “Children’s what I said, sir. What do ya mean?” “I told you. There were no children in the house. You sent me to the wrong house. That is four times this year. It is unacceptable.” “Apologies, sir. Will not happen again.”🎅
אבל היא, היא סוף סוף פגשה אותו שוב!!
🎅His red coat was easy to spot in the faint lighting of the Christmas tree, and as he shifted around, I caught glimpses of the green skin underneath. The stereotypical Santa hat sat on his head but had the addition of two large red horns protruding from it.🎅
הצליח אפילו יותר מדי, כי היא מצאה חן בעיניו והוא החליט לקחת אותה..
💃🏼Great, I’m going to freeze to death in Santa’s sack. This is what I get for not letting things go.💃🏼
הם מתחילים לתקשר
🎅“Do they have names?” “Of course, why would someone not name their pets?” “I don’t know?” Because you’re an alien? How am I supposed to know aliens even have pets?🎅
לא הכי הולך להם מעולה...
🎅“Why the fuck did you kidnap me?” I almost ran up to him to grab his arm, but decided that was probably unwise. He paused in the doorway and glared at me over his shoulder. The stern look paired with the fire in his eyes made me feel simultaneously aroused and terrified.
“Watch your tone.” The door slid shut, and I shouted, “You’re quite a dickhead for being Santa Claus!”🎅
וסוף סוף קיבלתי את התשובה, של למה סנטה קלאוס מחלק מתנות.... אלו עבודות שירות! (גאוני 🤣)
🎅“As I said earlier, you’re kind of a dick for being Santa Claus,” I sighed. “I did not choose to do this.” “You were forced to be Santa?” “My name is Santa. It is not a title,” he rebuked. “Okay. They forced you to deliver toys to children?” “Effectively.” “By who? Why?”
“Think of it like community service.”🎅
הוא נפתח אליה ומספר למה לקח אותה, כי הוא כזה רומנטי ושרמנטי
🎅“So basically, you abducted me because you wanted to fuck me?” “Yes. I had no intention of following through. It was more of… what is the saying… old habits die hard?”🎅
היא מגלה על העבר שלו..
🎅Santa is an alien warlord criminal? This is too much. It already was, but it’s even more too much now🎅
הכימיה בינהם מדהימה
🎅Nothing else mattered but having that thick green jointed cock inside of me.🎅
האהבה שלהם פורחת
🎅“We will both be okay, do not fear. I do not wish to lose you, or move on without you. So, I will not allow it to happen,” Santa said stoically. “Me either,” I whispered into his chest.🎅
ונשארת לעד
🎅I gladly took on the role of Mrs. Claus and thought that Chloe Claus had an impressive ring to it.🎅
December 7, 2021
Chloe and Her Special Santa . . .
Chloe accidentally saw Santa once when she was a teenager, not the Santa you see in the Mall, but a handsome green one. She has been obsessed ever since. Now she wants to prove that she really did see him that night. She sets up everything exactly as it was the night she had seen him, with the same kind of cookies on a place, red on one side of the plate and the green ones on the other. With a pot of coffee beside her to keep her awake, she sat in the dark on a chair she placed in the hallway, and waited.
She heard a clatter and he put a few gifts down, but then looked agitated. He saw the cookies, ate them and drank the milk, then turned to leave. She jumped up and ran toward the living room, but she tripped over the coffee pot on the floor and fell. He stood over her and suddenly she was tied up in tinsel! He tossed her in his sack and returned to the North Pole to chastise the elves for sending him to a house with no children.
So what happens next? He asked them to prepare an extra room, so it sounds like she will be visiting for at least a short period of time. And she is certain to be on the Naughty List now!
Chloe accidentally saw Santa once when she was a teenager, not the Santa you see in the Mall, but a handsome green one. She has been obsessed ever since. Now she wants to prove that she really did see him that night. She sets up everything exactly as it was the night she had seen him, with the same kind of cookies on a place, red on one side of the plate and the green ones on the other. With a pot of coffee beside her to keep her awake, she sat in the dark on a chair she placed in the hallway, and waited.
She heard a clatter and he put a few gifts down, but then looked agitated. He saw the cookies, ate them and drank the milk, then turned to leave. She jumped up and ran toward the living room, but she tripped over the coffee pot on the floor and fell. He stood over her and suddenly she was tied up in tinsel! He tossed her in his sack and returned to the North Pole to chastise the elves for sending him to a house with no children.
So what happens next? He asked them to prepare an extra room, so it sounds like she will be visiting for at least a short period of time. And she is certain to be on the Naughty List now!
December 6, 2021
I loved this book! Great world building and a really unique take on an alien Santa. I loved the characters. I was especially charmed by Romi and the little alien 'elves.' Chloe was determined to see Santa again. She could have sworn she saw him once and was intent on seeing him again and did her best to wait up for him. When she spotted him, she was excited but didn't know what to do about it. When he started to leave, she ended up tripping and falling right behind him. He ties her up with tinsel, puts her in his sack, and takes her back to the North Pole. Chloe's adventure begins from there. This story was fun, exciting, and had some action. I really enjoyed this read and recommend picking this one up. 5 stars.
December 6, 2021
A cute novelette story that I enjoyed reading. Chloe is determined to catch Santa Claus in the act, so she duplicates the condition she saw Santa when she was young. Santa arrives to her house due to a technical glitch claiming there are children in the house. Chloe surprised seeing Santa, trips, and Santa ties her up with tinsel and puts her in his bag. What occurs afterward was an engaging Alien Santa story. Loved that Santa was an alien along with his elves and reindeers and there was a bad guy after Santa which created action and drama along with the budding romance between Santa and Chloe in this ARC that I volunteer to read and review via Booksprout.
December 7, 2021
Chloe gets more than she bargained for...
Chloe is determined to stay up and see Santa, she saw him once before, and she knows she didn't imagine it.
Santa turns out to be way more than Chloe expected, and not just because he's an alien.
This done in one Kindle Unlimited quick read has an unexpected, but fun, twist on Santa, hiding within a story about an Alien changing his ways, or at least trying to, and bettering himself... and realizing as far as he's come, when temptation presents itself, he's still a work in progress.
Chloe is determined to stay up and see Santa, she saw him once before, and she knows she didn't imagine it.
Santa turns out to be way more than Chloe expected, and not just because he's an alien.
This done in one Kindle Unlimited quick read has an unexpected, but fun, twist on Santa, hiding within a story about an Alien changing his ways, or at least trying to, and bettering himself... and realizing as far as he's come, when temptation presents itself, he's still a work in progress.
December 8, 2021
This was an amazingly well-written Festive, Sci-Fi Alien Romance Story with well crafted characters and well constructed World. This Sci-Fi Alien Romance was interesting with well-thought out scenes and storyline. These characters have intense wills, unique personalities believable interactions.
This wonderful story has the following: intrigue, twists & turns, adventure, action, danger, love, steam and a HEA. It is a must read
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
This wonderful story has the following: intrigue, twists & turns, adventure, action, danger, love, steam and a HEA. It is a must read
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
December 10, 2021
Chloe had seen Santa one time in her youth. She plans on staying up to catch and see Santa again. This is a quick story that's fun, twisted, adventure, action, danger, passion and love. The characters were fantastic and Alien Santa is just trying to become a better alien. : ) Once he sees that Chloe caught him in the act of delivering toys to the wrong house he ends up taking her with him. Chloe can't believe that Santa is green and an alien. Such a fun story that I couldn't put it down. I received a copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
December 5, 2021
Chloe saw Santa when she was younger so now she is obsessed with Christmas and she wants to see Santa again and when she does Chloe is kidnapped by Santa and taken to the North Pole. I loved this story especially the grumpy alien Santa who’s nothing like the Santa we all know and I highly recommend this book it’s definitely well worth the read.
December 6, 2021
This is a great twist on the Santa story. Santa is ailen, hot and lonely. Chloe is obsessed with him. she saw him as a child and can't forget. So this year she is being naughty and staying up to try and catch Santa. this is a short fun read which a really enjoyed.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
December 7, 2021
It was ok. But it was hard to follow at times. There were details that seemed unnecessary and then bits left out. And there were a lot of internal contradictions. So overall the book managed to feel both plodding and confusing. The characters are likeable though and it was a sweet little romance.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
December 11, 2021
Aaaaahh!! This book was so fun!
What a wonderfully imaginative spin on Santa clause! Alien technology and time manipulation is the perfect explanation to how Santa delivers so much in one night! If you want to try something different this story is an excellent departure from all the typical Santa lore, which is all still there, cause hot alien Santa really does LOVE Christmas!
What a wonderfully imaginative spin on Santa clause! Alien technology and time manipulation is the perfect explanation to how Santa delivers so much in one night! If you want to try something different this story is an excellent departure from all the typical Santa lore, which is all still there, cause hot alien Santa really does LOVE Christmas!
January 9, 2022
Hot for Santa
Santa and Chloe’s romance is riveting in its originality. Love that Santa is a seething muscular bad boy and Chloe has the hots for the green skinned, red horned Santa she caught a glimpse of as a teenager. Delightful tale.
What is not delightful is the amount of times the f word is used in the story. It doesn’t add anything to the plot or story.
Santa and Chloe’s romance is riveting in its originality. Love that Santa is a seething muscular bad boy and Chloe has the hots for the green skinned, red horned Santa she caught a glimpse of as a teenager. Delightful tale.
What is not delightful is the amount of times the f word is used in the story. It doesn’t add anything to the plot or story.
December 6, 2021
This is a super fun sci-fi/fantasy holiday romance.. I really enjoyed it! It is funny and sexy, with a sassy lady and a big grumpy alien..
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
June 12, 2022
Santarand
Chloe and Santa met when he was leaving gifts that didn't belong to her. He realized it and cussed the elves. Then she made a noise and he knew she was there and he abducted her and took her to the North Pole. Love blossoms!!
Chloe and Santa met when he was leaving gifts that didn't belong to her. He realized it and cussed the elves. Then she made a noise and he knew she was there and he abducted her and took her to the North Pole. Love blossoms!!
December 17, 2021
Good short story, I actually would have liked it longer because I loved how the two main characters were with each other
December 18, 2021
A Fun Read
A space fantasy with fun, battles and alien sex. Santa is tall and green. You’ve never seen a North Pole with elves and strange reindeer.
A space fantasy with fun, battles and alien sex. Santa is tall and green. You’ve never seen a North Pole with elves and strange reindeer.
December 23, 2021
Absolutely different Santa! Wow!
Could not imagine a more different Santa if I tried. And the elves were adorable? Bad guys are the same all year round. Weird fun read.👍
Could not imagine a more different Santa if I tried. And the elves were adorable? Bad guys are the same all year round. Weird fun read.👍
December 31, 2021
Cute
This is definitely a different type of Christmas story. Cute enough story and is well written. Santa makes a real nice alien.
This is definitely a different type of Christmas story. Cute enough story and is well written. Santa makes a real nice alien.
January 8, 2022
Very confusing. I’m not sure what I’m reading.
March 10, 2022
Great
I so loved this science fiction alien Christmas book it was great definitely going to check out her other books.
I so loved this science fiction alien Christmas book it was great definitely going to check out her other books.
December 19, 2023
Estuvo muy buenooooo besos al chef
December 18, 2024
Esta historia estuvo emocionante, creo que tuvo de todo, y me atrapo
December 28, 2025
I was expecting a cheesy monster romance. I wasn't expecting a 12 year old to have written it.
December 17, 2022
Entertaining
What a different take on Christmas Santa and aliens. I enjoyed this book, the world building was great and the characters were so great!
What a different take on Christmas Santa and aliens. I enjoyed this book, the world building was great and the characters were so great!
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