By unanimous consensus, the local chapter of my Prepper community considers two plausible scenarios for the future of our arrogant species. The first one predicts collapse before the advent of space exploration, with the encroachment of government power leading to gradual political polarization across the West until a consequential yet unspecified threshold is attained. Equally nebulous is the second one: we estimate that at least half a dozen ships make it to Jupiter's friendlier moons, no heroes or celebrities on board, only the fertile and the hopeful. Last week we voted on the required readings to prepare for each of the two scenarios, and while Deedee Miller's classic, Two Proven Ways to Survive A Bear Attack, bagged a spot on both lists, we are still undecided on the need for the enlightened-and-wishful thinking of the USA's foundational documents. A final decision is expected before Christmas, however.