Three Sheets to the Wind

by fairycake

The last place on earth Sakusa Kiyoomi wants to be is on this godforsaken ship sailing across the seas to attend a boring science lecture, but it is a necessary evil if he wishes to avoid attending his grandmother's birthday celebrations.

That is, until his ship is boarded by a band of pirates and Kiyoomi finds himself in extremely unwanted company.

He can cope with most of the rambunctious crew; though they're armed to the hilt, they're relatively harmless.

He cannot, however, cope with human hurricane Miya Atsumu.

Genres: Fan Fiction

493 pages, ebook

First published August 10, 2021

Reviews

[Pomy]

hi. my fav fanfiction of all time. please read it

[Deba]

Sakusa Kiyoomi hates Miya Atsumu. Or so he thinks.

They're bickering, pranking, fighting, busy trying not to jump each other's bones for the better part of the book. They do end up resolving their sexual tension tho (and damn, it becomes a problem for everyone in the ship. Literally)

Found family omg. Welcome to the monster generation of pirates. Kagehina are stupid as always. There's hoshiumi running a circus as his side business (I'm convinced he's a comedian first before he's a pirate). There's ushijima who can not for the life of him distinguish between a cat and a dog. Bokuto, his horrendous erotic too descriptive poem about his lovers' genitals and his little budgie, Banana, are the bane of my existence. Osamu pinning for Suna. Suna pinning for the better Miya.

I just love how fairycake does humor. The narration, the off handed dialogues—everything is humourous. (Sakusa introducing Miya as 'A clown' then immediately saying 'Beloved.')

Enjoyed it sm

[Baophodill]

This was So. Dang. Good. I LOVED the dynamic the crew members had with one another, and the development of the relationship between Sakusa and Atsuma was oh so satisfying. I swear, the Atsumu of this book is now my all-time favorite literary character. I couldn't stop smiling while reading, and I laughed---like, bent over and dying of laughter---more times than I could count. I also really appreciate that the author clearly did some research regarding terminology, clothing, etc. Overall, an incredibly well-written, quick-paced, and witty work that had me invested in the characters and plot from start to end.

[Amanda]

THIS WAS SO GOOD OMG I LOVE SAKUATSU, and I just started getting into one piece so this being a pirate AU is perfect timing

[monica]

Goonies meets Haikyuu cast?!
I will seriously never get over anything from this; the found family, the banter, the adventure, sakuatsu … One of the best stories I’ve ever read!!

[shouyolvq]

Found family trope? Approved.