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It's The Freaking Apocalypse And This Is My New Boyfriend

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Some helpful rules to stay alive during an apocalypse:

1. Keep your socks dry.
2. Don't eat expired tuna. Seriously.
3. Grab the baddest scariest guy you see and don't let go.
4. Do whatever he says (you might just like it).
5. Don't fall in love.

They say romance died when society collapsed.
They were right.
It's brutal out here.
My last date had no teeth.
He took me to the Great Tire Fire and roasted a rat on a stick.
I was convinced I was going to die alone at the tender old age of twenty-two until I saw Max.
He was wearing a freaking skull on his head.
It was terror at first sight.
But like bacteria on wet socks, Max will grow on you.
And this obsessive alpha might just give me the best happy ending you can get in this nightmarish hellscape.

The Ravagers were formed to kill all the zombies. Now that the zombies are long gone, who's left to take out the Ravagers? They're cruel, barbaric men who raid and steal from the ordinary people trying to make a life after the carnage. When Marley gets stolen on a raid, she's expecting the worst, but she gets the best—she gets Max. Insta-love at its finest in a SAFE read with no cheating and a HEA guaranteed.

95 pages, Kindle Edition

First published December 14, 2021

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Olivia T. Turner

186 books2,289 followers
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Author 161 books19.8k followers
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December 31, 2021
Bought it for the over the top title, was not disappointed.
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885 reviews376 followers
December 16, 2021
AN APOCALYPSE LOVE STORY

OTT ALPHAS OVERLOADED


When i first saw the cover , i was like........how is that thing not slipping down her chest? Is it ...like.........taped or something?
Forgive my overactive imagination.
The cover is REALLY amazing by the way.


Plot-

This is, i must say, a LOT different and a LOT same in some ways to her previous books.
After a gruesome war, and contagion, and zombies attacks, MOST of the population has been wiped out.

Internet, wi-fi, Target, Tiffany, ammunition , French wine, Metro, Pizza, Clubbing, Paparazzi, Hollywood, Porno, hospitals, governments , hashtags are a thing of pasts.

Now , "The Ravagers" , rule the planet, BIG burly shirtless men with dagger-like weapons and armour made of animal skull, roam around .
They were , MANY years ago, recruited by the govt. to kill the zombies, but after wiping out EVERY zombie from the planet, there thirst for power increased and they started ruling with an iron fist.

Food, money, women, children, animals, they stole WHATEVER they could from the common people.

People began to live in secret camps , and in one of this camp lives Marley our h.

Marley-20-



Beautiful.
Fierce.
She hit a 7 foot tall man with a bare fist, the man didn't even flinch , but i admired her will power.

The H, Max -Late 20s-



Is a Ravager. Who falls in love with a commoner.


🛑🛑SPOILERS🛑🛑

Dual virgins.

OW drama-NO.

OM drama-A man hits the h and leers at her, when he tries to touch her, next thing we know is, his head is lying lifeless, 6 feet away. The H , cuts his head off.

Triggering- Olivia's books aren't triggering EVER.
BUT BUT BUT, THIS one is PRETTY gruesome. Since these are somewhat cavemen people, there is A LOT of on-page description of killing 5 to 6 times during the book.

Cheating-NOT a chance in hell.

HEA.

Married with 3 kids in the epilogue.
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520 reviews163 followers
December 11, 2022
I liked the cover and title 😆

The rest not so much. It’s very OTT. Think JK but less smutty lol.

I have to give props for the plot being complete, wrapping itself up nicely, but everything else was not the best. I struggled to get thru the writing and the immature behaviors of the characters.
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Author 186 books2,289 followers
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December 14, 2021
I can’t even think with this stunning view in front of me. She’s incredible. She’s what I’ve been fighting for all this time.
Every swing of the sword. Every slash of undead flesh. All those years of horror. It was for this.
I was fighting to keep this beautiful body safe. To keep her extraordinary mind intact. To protect this lovely amazing girl.
All that violence and bloodshed… culminating in this beautiful moment with my angel. Two lovers in a loveless world.
This moment of peace, of love, of carnal desire… It was all for this…
And it was worth it.


It's The Freaking Apocalypse And This Is My New Boyfriend
By Olivia T. Turner 🍒
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09N7PXWLH

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1,398 reviews325 followers
January 5, 2022
It's The Freaking Apocalypse And This Is My New Boyfriend was ridiculously OTT insta-everything but I don't care because I completely enjoyed it. I will definitely check out more books by this author.
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1,972 reviews219 followers
December 30, 2021
3.3 stars.
So this was new.
That title.
Oh my god.
*chef’s kiss*
So good. So hilarious.
And that cover?! Wow. Just wow. Her under boob is fierce. 😂
The branding for this book is On. Point.

The story was actually pretty interesting. We don’t get too far into things, because it’s pretty short. But what we do get is new and different.
I really enjoyed it.
Plus the sex was steamy and hot.

A little cheesy. A little hilariously cliche.
But also fun.
I had a good time.

I’d call this a win.
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826 reviews522 followers
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January 6, 2022
Ever wonder what happens after the hero dudes kill all the zombies?

The premise here is right up my alley. A world gone primitive. Sadly, this short book was like a long gratuitous sex scene surrounded by a few violent cue cards. It didn’t give me enough.

Three years after the last zombie died. All the heroes have turned savage. The everyday folks just try to stay out of their way as the antiheroes pilfer what remains.

The MMC was once a hero. Today, he gets to remember that as he saves the FMC.

That’s where things go wonky.

His motive is simply that she’s beautiful - his, his soulmate, his everything. This is one of those plot devices you just have to go with the flow, and that rarely works for me. I’d have enjoyed this better if there had been some connection built … he could’ve known her before all this, he could’ve been watching her hide for years before this moment, etc… but, no. This is that eye contact alone suddenly makes him see her as the only thing in the world that matters. Even for insta love, this is too OTT for my taste.

The whole Troy remake scene of fighting thirty bad guys a few at a time didn’t work for me. I mean he was a firefighter, not an immortal Greek God.

Plot holes…

I ran track in high school and that’s what saved me.

I’m not the kind of girl to easily submit. I fought and evaded thieves, zombies, Ravagers, and wild animals for the past seven years.

At eighteen, she’s two years younger than me.

^ The FMC is 20… minus seven for the start of the zombie apocalypse… making her 13 at the start of it. So, how the hell did a 13yo run track in high school? The blurb says she’s 22, but the book says she’s 20?

Speaking of the blurb…

Some helpful rules to stay alive during an apocalypse:
 
1. Keep your socks dry.
2. Don't eat expired tuna. Seriously.
3. Grab the baddest scariest guy you see and don't let go.
4. Do whatever he says (you might just like it).
5. Don't fall in love.
 
They say romance died when society collapsed.
They were right.
It's brutal out here.
My last date had no teeth.
He took me to the Great Tire Fire and roasted a rat on a stick.

^^ I’m expecting that kind of dry humor within the book. It wasn’t there… not a drop. This is one of the best blurbs I’ve read, and the book didn’t live up to it.

Again with the plot inconsistencies, in the book, she says she’s never had a date or even looked at a man as a man. The blurb jokes about a date. My point is the inconsistencies. It’s unprofessional, and you’re led to believe you’re getting a book that your not - right down to the cover art.

Speaking of cover, you’d think this is more primitive living based on the FMC wearing a strip of animal as a shirt. No. She’s wearing normal clothes. His chainmail shit is actually old SWAT gear. They do use swords, knives, and other primitive weapons. The look, however, of the cover is otherwise completely at odds with the on-page reality.

All that aside, if you’re looking for way OTT erotic possessive insta love with NO OW/OM in sight and the muted backdrop of the apocalypse, you might like this book. This comes off more like a dirty dream than an actual storyline. Both are virgins, which is not fathomable to me given the environment, but it’s a niche that might appeal to certain readers.

Overall…

Not the worst thing I’ve read, but it wasn’t what I expected it to be based on the blurb. Quick… so I didn’t waste a lot of time and finished it to the HEA. Not sure how to rate this fairly, which is why I’ll leave the review to speak for itself.
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629 reviews291 followers
January 7, 2022
This was an OTT book lol. It was a fun read and satisfying

-Apocalypse romance
-h is taken from her camp with her friend to be given to the Ravagers leader whose a huge nasty man who keeps all the woman they find for him self.
-H is a bodyguard to the head Ravager and as soon and him and h lock eyes he knows she’s is his
-H is strong and not gonna let anyone touch his girl. He kills his boss and fights there say outta the camp.
-This is like a 2 days story but of course he kills everyone for her. They have steamy smexy time, both VCards, I love yours, this is forever thing lol
-I loved The H he was protective and takes on basically a small army for her.
-h was tough also having to survive in a pre zombie world so she’s got her mans back!
-This was like a few other from this author that I’ve read, OTT H and everything happens within like 2 days lol but it’s a fun steamy quick read with all the insta everything lol 😂
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1,123 reviews57 followers
December 14, 2021
Holy hotness, zombies and post-apocalypse madness. Olivia has combined her trademark OTT alpha male instalove goodness with the madness of a Mad Max type post apocalyptic spin and I couldn’t take my eyes off my kindle at all while I devoured this one sit read.
Marley is not your typical young adult woman - she survived the zombie apocalypse and now she spends her days just trying to survive in the ruthless aftermath. She is smart, brave and fast - but when her and her best friend are taken by a group of Ravagers, she knows that they are about to be shown a whole new level of Hell when they are given to the group’s ruthless leader.

Max is a bruiser for the Ravagers’ leader but his whole existence is knocked for a loop when his eyes land on Marley. He realizes that all he has done in the past is for this woman in front of him now and he will do everything in his power to protect her moving forward.
I am smitten over this latest work of Olivia’s - it is action packed and full of protective alpha goodness that I have come to expect from this author. The whole post-apocalypse vibe is something completely new from her and I am totally digging it. It’s a completely different vibe from her past stories but still packed with her trademark OTT instalove. I am really hoping that we may see another book set in this world based around Marley’s best friend - either way I loved this and can’t wait to see what Olivia brings to the table next.
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3,693 reviews111 followers
December 25, 2021
The couple: Max and Marley

Romance genre: insta-love
Length: 95 pages

Plot: It's been some years since the end of the world as we know it, and bands of Ravagers started out as sort of paramilitary law enforcement and have morphed into violent bands of marauders. Marley and her friend are all dressed up for a wedding when their compound is raided by the Ravagers and are kidnapped and taken back to Boris, the leader. But when Max, one of the "bouncers" (a sort of inner-circle bodyguard group), sees Marley, all bets are off - he knows he's found the one for him. He just has o make sure that Marley understands that he's not like the other Ravagers.

Commentary: This was a cute story, light on the apocalypse and heavy on the insta-love. Max is a good person who's just been stagnating in his position with the Ravagers (although I do wonder what kind of things he's done with them before he met Marley). I like that he made sure to protect Marley's friend as well, and in exchange, she of course defended him to the rest of the people in the compound when they would have rejected him. It was a pleasant half-hour or so of reading.

Grammar/formatting: some grammar issues (misplaced modifier, commonly confused words)
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2,211 reviews112 followers
September 11, 2022
The title is awesome but the story itself is not that humorous. It's more of an over the top, smutty, action adventure in a post-zombie world.
I liked Marley right away as she was strong and independent. I laughed when she couldn't understand why her friend Cassandra wanted to shave her legs and armpits. What's the point in wearing a sexy dress? Where would you store your weapons?

Max is one of the bad guys...at first. As soon as he sees Marley, he knows that she's meant to be his.
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5,691 reviews228 followers
January 23, 2022
This book was super OTT and I don't really think that's what I was in the mood for right now. So this rating might be a case of it's me, not it. Anywho. The title was fun. The book itself had a strong Alexa Riley vibe (as in, if you don't question things too closely and like your heroes SUPER possessive, this might be right up your alley) with a lot of insta-love on both sides. If that's your jam, you'll like it.
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249 reviews104 followers
January 9, 2022
This hot insta love, over-the-top possessive romance was such fun to read😍 I mean...double virgins and the steamiest sex scenes?!?!! (Chapter 6+7, your welcome😉)
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1,598 reviews474 followers
December 19, 2021
different but fun😝

I’ve read dystopian romances before that were grim with love as the light in the darkness, but they were heavy and draining. This one was just fun. The world has ended and everyone is living on the razors edge of survival, trying to evade a savage, roaming band of psychos known as fhe Ravagers, who took control when society collapsed and kept control thru their brutality. There’s violence in this one as the hero has to slash his way thru violent men to keep his woman safe, but it’s also lighthearted and super steamy

This book was safe, as there was no abuse or cheating and the MCs are both virgins, but there was the threat of being violated and the heroine is hit by one of the Ravagers
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120 reviews31 followers
December 22, 2021
This book had an OTT hero, a strong heroine who knows how to handle herself in a tough situation, and lots of steam.

This book had plenty of action, and I really loved the main and the side characters as well.

Do you want a possessive man of your own in an apocalypse? Then max is the man for you.

I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
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155 reviews12 followers
December 15, 2021
I really enjoyed this book, I only wish it was longer.
It combined three of my favorite things in a book: apocalyptic setting, steaminess, and a OTT alpha.
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1,124 reviews31 followers
January 20, 2022
Avert your eyes children- spoilers ahead...
The first 50% of this book is pretty interesting and even though I had burning questions about like how are they securing their compound from the Ravagers and how they could have hosted a wedding and dancing without security, I went with it.

Enter Max- who once he set eyes upon this girl, he kills the warlord and escapes with her and her friend. They must have the land speed record for Insta-love because its probably about 3 hours that they go from meeting and running to sex and I LOVE YOU. OMG. AND THEY ARE BOTH VIRGINS. IN THE APOCYLAPSE. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN. THE SEX SCENES ARE SO CHEESY I WAS YELLING AT THE BOOK. HE IS AN EXPERT LOVEMAKER EVEN THOUGH HE IS A VIRGIN. THESE ARE NOT 16, 17 YEAR OLDS, THEY ARE 20 AND OLDER.

I had to stop at 67% DNF. OF A 2 HOUR NOVELLA. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT AND CAN'T STOP WRITIING IN CAPS THIS BOOK WAS SOOOO BAD.
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804 reviews184 followers
December 26, 2021
This is actually not my first time reading a book with this stock image, strangely enough.

This story is fun. Pretty silly. Very OTT. An enjoyable way to spend a couple of hours—best to not dwell on the too-light-to-call-it world building back story in this one. Just lose yourself in the cheese.

Real rating: 3.5
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1,717 reviews11 followers
March 13, 2024
Marley and Max

Let's all be real 👀 the things that make you want to read this book is the cover and the title. I was expecting the whole "Me Tarzan. You Jane" vibe. It had some "she's mine" elements that have you swooning for this man. So, I was happy with the story. It's smutty and has a lot of gory details that aren't that bad, in my opinion. I really liked it.
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1,997 reviews107 followers
January 17, 2022
YyWd-1
Algo diferente para probar aunque no funcionó para mí.




•Mi opinión puede contener Spoilers

•Esta destinada a ser un descargo personal no para que alguien más lea pero si lo haces y te ofende, me disculpo porque sé lo que es que te guste un libro y otros lo critiquen





It's the freacking apocalypse and This Is my new boyfriend de Olivia T. Turner

Argumento:

Algunas reglas útiles para mantenerse con vida durante un apocalipsis:

1. Mantenga sus calcetines secos.

2. No coma atún vencido. Seriamente.

3. Agarra al tipo más malo y aterrador que veas y no lo sueltes.

4. Haga lo que él diga (puede que le guste).

5. No te enamores.

Dicen que el romance murió cuando la sociedad colapsó.

Tenían razón.

Es brutal aquí afuera.

Mi última cita no tenía dientes.

Me llevó al Great Tire Fire y asó una rata en un palo.

Estaba convencida de que iba a morir sola a la tierna edad de veintidós
años hasta que vi a Max.

Llevaba una maldita calavera en la cabeza.

Fue terror a primera vista.

Pero como las bacterias en los calcetines mojados, Max crecerá en ti.
Y este alfa obsesivo podría darme el mejor final feliz que puedas tener en este infierno de pesadilla.

Los Ravagers se formaron para matar a todos los zombies. Ahora que los zombis se han ido, ¿quién queda para acabar con los Ravagers? Son hombres crueles y bárbaros que asaltan y roban a la gente común que intenta ganarse la vida después de la carnicería. Cuando roban a Marley en una redada, espera lo peor, pero obtiene lo mejor: se queda con Max.

Insta-love en su máxima expresión en una lectura SEGURA sin trampas y un HEA garantizado. ¡Disfruta!








Mí humilde opinión:

Wow, qué historia más loca! Me recordó un poco a Mad Max. Lo primero que me empujó a leer este librito fue la portada y la sinopsis. De esta autora espero el exagerado tórrido insta-love, no es una autora que elija leer pero este se veía interesante y me encantan las historias de zombies pero...

No estuvo mal, lectura corta con una nueva versión de la vida luego del apocalipsis zombie con acción y peligros y un romance exagerado pero la verdad no es una historia de amor que me gustó y no había zombies además.

De todas maneras, fue algo diferente para probar aunque no funcionó para mí.
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1,724 reviews149 followers
January 21, 2022
El apocalipsis zombie ha sucedido y la tierra está en su peor momento. Ahora que los ravagers han matado a los zombies uno pensaría que estarían de nuevo en paz, pero no. Ahora los ravagers se han convertido en otra pesadilla para el mundo. Cuando Marley y Cassie son secuestradas por dos de ellos saben que lo que les espera no es bueno. Pero entonces, uno de los gorilas el jefe de los ravagers parece haberse obsesionado con Marley... Desatándose el infierno.

Dios mío, es el primer libro que consigo leer y aún así ha tenido que ser cortito porque ni tiempo tengo 😢. Es muy triste que no pueda hacer lo que más me gusta pero bueno, una no nació rica por desgracia.
En fin, que a pesar de que Olivia siempre me encanta como escribe, no sé si es porque llevo mucho tiempo sin leerla o qué, que he sentido que a este libro le falta algo en comparación con otros. Se me ha hecho algo soso y demasiado rápido a pesar de que sus historias siempre son rápidas. No sé, está bien para pasar el rato y eso pero me esperaba más. Como siempre ya sabéis el esquema de estas historias: amor a primera vista, macho alfa obsesionado con su chica y final muy muy feliz.
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862 reviews89 followers
April 11, 2022
Es un libro muy bello y me encanta un monton 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
1,602 reviews5 followers
December 14, 2021
This was a fantastic short read.... passionate, a possessive protective warrior, a strong beautiful woman , suspenseful read, action and love.. I could not put this book down.

At the dark of times when the world feels like it is coming to an end Max and Marley find eachother. Dark times, killing to survive, fight for yourself to live, finding passion and love.
"Two lovers in a loveless world."
Marley is the light that brings Max out of his darkness. Years of serving and protecting an evil man, Max escapes and kills all those who will get in his way of protecting Marley.
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