“we’re stuck here, so we might as well enjoy it. right?”
i am so so upset that i hated to die for, but truth be told it definitely deserves it. after years of having read the revenants series, i randomly found out through the new releases page that this exists and came out just recently. as it’s also fairly short, i thought i might as well finish off the year 2021 with it. that’s what i’ve done, but at what cost?
the novella is trying way too hrs to be something that is way better than its reality, by suddenly putting in queer characters where they haven’t been before, probably just as a fan service because they realize it’s the 21st century and queer people exist. but it was so badly done, had no purpose other than the so called “romance” that was gonna take place due to it. and a bad one at that, because it’s absolutely groundless, insta love-y and, to be fair, stupid.
the protagonist goes around telling that saying this and that isn’t politically correct, throwing in out of place things such as lockdowns just because it was written during the pandemic; all things, that are just unnecessary and, again, try to make the novella something that it is definitely not. other than that, there are SUPER UNNECESSARY pop culture references like mentioning billie eilish out of the blue, and for what?? that shit is embarrassing love, try to stay in your lane and stick to your script. the characters we’ve gotten to know over the course of the series suddenly feel so out of place, too, and i understand that a novella is not the place to fully flesh out things — but that again just proves my point of the unnecessity of everything and then simply just don’t write the story lmao. it’s super repetitive due to the lack of plot and, therefore, just groundless dialogue everywhere that takes us absolutely nowhere.
everything is also so RUSHED?? breathe for a second please oh god. so unfortunately, after being excited to dive back into this world, i’ve absolutely hated to die for and wish to erase its existence out of my brain please.
→ 1 star