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Charlotte Illes Is Not a Detective

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For anyone seeking to satisfy their Harriet the Spy, Encyclopedia Brown, or Nancy Drew nostalgia, this charming, entertaining debut based on the popular @katiefliesaway TikTok series stars a twentysomething former kid detective who’s coaxed out of retirement for one last case.

The downside of being a famous child detective is that sooner or later, you have to grow up . . .

As a kid, Charlotte Illes’ uncanny sleuthing abilities made her a minor celebrity. But in high school, she hung up her detective’s hat and stashed away the signature blue landline in her “office”—aka garage—convinced that finding her adult purpose would be as easy as tracking down missing pudding cups or locating stolen diamonds.

Now twenty-five, Charlotte has a nagging fear that she hit her peak in middle school. She’s living with her mom, scrolling through job listings, and her love life consists mostly of first dates. When it comes to knowing what to do next, Charlotte hasn’t got a clue.

And then, her old blue phone rings . . .

Reluctantly, Charlotte is pulled back into the mystery-solving world she knew—just one more time. But that world is a whole lot more complicated for an adult. As a kid, she was able to crack the case and still get her homework done on time. Now she’s dealing with dead bodies, missing persons, and villains who actually see her as a viable threat. And the detective skills she was once so eager to never use again are the only things that can stop a killer ready to make sure her next retirement is permanent . . .

372 pages, Paperback

First published June 27, 2023

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Katie Siegel

3 books216 followers
Katie Siegel (she/they) is a former wannabe kid detective who eventually realized that writing mysteries was more fun than trying (and failing) to solve them. When she's not writing books, she’s either reading, listening to comedy podcasts, or playing TTRPGs with her friends. Online she’s at katiefliesaway.com, and offline she's in central New Jersey, which is real and exists.

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Profile Image for Melissa (Semi Hiatus Until After the Holidays).
5,148 reviews3,114 followers
June 28, 2023
2.5 stars
This is a cute story about a girl who was a detective as a child and now is in her mid-20s and is a bit directionless. She gets pulled into a new mystery and together with some friends and family begins to investigate again.

I liked this book but didn't love it. Mostly because I wasn't a fan of the whole union organizing plot point that drove the mystery. There were too many people involved and their connections with supporting/helping out with the union organizing was a snooze fest for me. I had to force myself to stay invested to finish the story. I see that the author is writing another book in the series, I hope the mystery is more compelling and interesting in the next one.

What I did like was the friendship storyline and the humor throughout, as well as the various snooping investigative techniques that Charlotte and her friends used. Once Charlotte got over the "I'm not a detective anymore" (which took WAY too long and got too repetitive) the pacing improved. But again, in the next book we need a better mystery to move things along.

If you like cozy mysteries, this one might appeal.

I voluntarily reviewed a complimentary copy of this book, all opinions are my own.
Profile Image for Karen.
2,628 reviews1,297 followers
March 22, 2024
Catching Up…

Grow up Charlotte. You are, after all 25 years old. Living in your childhood home with your mother. Once even considered a celebrated Nancy Drew in your earlier years. Easy life, right?

Well, maybe it might be a bit unexciting, but when Charlotte is given an opportunity for a missing case investigation by her brother, she thinks, maybe this might liven things up a bit.

But what happens when this missing person case turns into an actual dead person found?

So, readers are probably wondering by this point what it might take for Charlotte to move her life forward. Will her lack of confidence in her former investigative instincts help her realize maybe she still “has it?” Or will regaining the friends she thought had “left her behind” help her grow up?

This is an identity crisis kind of a book that might appeal more to a YA audience. And even saying that, I don’t mean to sound insulting to that age group. I feel like this book tries too hard to be entertaining with a mystery it wants to solve. And, with its diverse cast of characters populating this novel, I’m still not sure it is enough to rescue it.

I thought the cover was cute though, does that help?

2.5 stars rounded up for diverse characters and book cover art.
Profile Image for Madison Warner Fairbanks.
3,396 reviews495 followers
April 5, 2024
Charlotte Illes is Not a Detective by Katie Siegal
New Adult mystery, cozy mystery. Diverse characters.
Charlotte Illes was a childhood sleuth and minor celebrity. She gave up the practice of investigating in high school, planning for new adventures. Now at twenty five and not yet finding the right career or even job, Charlotte is feeling a little desperate and yes, just a smidge depressed. Fortunately she has friends that won’t just let her sit back and wallow. Charlotte has a mystery to solve and to prove that she still has the skills.

Charlotte has some really supportive friends and family that went above and beyond to help her, even though she had distanced herself from them. The story is cute but reads more as YA to me with attitudes and repetitive details. There are diverse character traits included as if it’s a list to fill. I found more interest in the secondary characters. Charlotte proves she has an eye for detail. The friends prove they shouldn’t be forgotten.
🎧 I alternated between a paperback and an audiobook copy which is performed by the author. The recording is professionally done and includes some emotional pitch but reinforces the YA feeling.

I received a copy of this from the publisher.
Profile Image for Ashley (wickedreads).
446 reviews1,309 followers
October 15, 2024
loved the TikTok mini-series! The book was also a delight. I love Charlotte so much, autistic coded queen and her adult friendship and feeling distant was something really related to. A very sweet found family and wholesome sibling relationships.
Profile Image for Dianne.
1,844 reviews158 followers
July 27, 2023
LGBT

I'm sorry, but I just don't know what to say about this book. Don't get me wrong; it is a cute book and gives me a different perspective on people. However, this book could not keep me engaged at all. I love mysteries, but this one was too forced for my tastes. The ages of the main characters have me wondering if this is the problem I'm having. I normally love learning about the younger generation and what they think of life and relationships. Not this time.

Charlotte came off as unlikeable, clueless, and whiny. One of her friends is trying to be an influencer, and a lot of people in my generation may think that this is just another way of saying, "My job is all about wanting/expecting stuff for free and taking no responsibility for your life."

I guess that I am just the totally wrong audience for this type of book.

*ARC supplied by the publisher Kensington, the author, and NetGalley.
Profile Image for Sunny Lu.
983 reviews6,402 followers
March 24, 2024
3.5

Very sweet and funny, but repetitive at times and overly millennial quirky

Thank you libro.fm ALC program !
Profile Image for Kim McGee.
3,662 reviews99 followers
December 4, 2022
If Encyclopedia Brown and Harriet the Spy had a love child it would be Lottie Illes. What began in grade school solving mysteries involving lost crayons progressed and Lottie soon became famous. We all know what happens to child stars when they become adults (unless they are Ron Howard) - they never get past their moment in the sun. Jumping from job to job and relationship to relationship Charlotte lives with her mom and is feeling a bit lost at twenty five. When her brother and girlfriend ask her to visit and solve a mystery she is pushed into taking the case. Her best friend joins the little group as the mystery becomes much more serious and deadly. Perfect for armchair detectives and those of us who still think walking around with a notebook and your best friend solving crimes is the best day ever, this is a KNIVES OUT and FINLAY DONOVAN madcap mystery with a side of warm sibling support. My thanks to the publisher for the advance copy.
Profile Image for Brittany McCann.
2,712 reviews608 followers
July 30, 2023
This had a younger audience geared toward young adult feeling adult book I have read in a bit. While these characters are supposed to be in their mid-20s, they felt more like high school Sophomores.

There is a ton of repetition and lots of repeated passages rehashing the same simplified clues and theories that were unnecessary for this age of reader.

This book would have been better suited for a young adult with younger characters. Their issues are primarily juvenile, and even the murder seems to be an afterthought.

Charlotte's lack of confidence got tedious as it was constantly brought up.

The series has potential if Katie Siegel adds significant character growth in later novels. The concept itself is good, and I like the friends.

Overall it's about a 2.5 star.
Profile Image for Isadora (tbr is too big).
82 reviews
June 9, 2024
Definitely more of a character driven book. Not that the plot was necessarily bad but it definitely didn’t stand out or really hook me into the story. The pacing was also a little confusing as we get random flashbacks to the MCs childhood for… no reason? 🤨 BUT the characters (especially the two MCs besties) were so funny and enjoyable to read about!

Definitely would recommend if you just need a little mindless palette cleanser book or something not so serious
Profile Image for Miss W Book Reviews.
1,769 reviews154 followers
May 28, 2023
Charlotte Illes Is Not a Detective by Katie Siegel is a book that checked every single box for me.

I am a huge fan of cozy mysteries and this book was everything I needed and wanted.

This cozy mystery with LGBT rep is so well written. This is what the cozy mystery genre needs.

Charlotte Isles is in her 20's and a former child detective, which has seemed to shape her life no being unemployed and a bit lost. Her brother asks her to solve a mystery for his girlfriend and though she isn't really interested initially, she does it for her brother.

The friendships in this book are so real. Charlotte is queer and Gabe is bi trans and this was so relatable to me, I absolutely loved this. As a queer person, seeing this rep in a book always makes me so HAPPY and SEEN.

The mystery which involved the corporate world and unions was really well written.

I felt as if I was going on an adventure with Charlotte and her friends.

This book was SO good , I just can't say enough good things about this book!
Profile Image for Laura (thenerdygnomelife).
1,038 reviews2 followers
September 10, 2023
"Charlotte Illes is Not a Detective" is an interesting addition to the "adult" genre — as I was reading it, I couldn't help but think how perfect of a middle-grade book this would be if it were not for a few instances of swearing and the drug/alcohol references. I also struggled a bit with the pacing; it starts strong, drags in the middle a bit, and by the end, I found I simply did not care much for solving the mystery. Charlotte's "trauma" that causes her to avoid her friends felt flat, immature, and unbelievable — ultimately like it belonged firmly in the YA genre.
Profile Image for Book Concierge.
3,078 reviews387 followers
September 29, 2024
From the book jacket: For anyone seeking to satisfy their Harriet the Spy, Encyclopedia Brown, or Nancy Drew nostalgia, this charming, entertaining debut based on the popular @katiefliesaway TikTok series stars a twentysomething former kid detective who’s coaxed out of retirement for one last case.

My reactions
The premise sounded cute for a cozy mystery, but I just never got into this book. What should have been a fast, entertaining read, turned into a drudge that took me more than a month to read, as I kept getting bored and putting it aside for more interesting books.

If I had read the blurb and realized this was based on a TikTok series, I probably would have passed on it entirely. But I didn’t read it in advance. My bad.

The plot begins with a plea from her brother to help solve who is stalking his girlfriend, Olivia. Charlotte quickly discovers that is just a ruse to get her to come to the city and hang out. Oh, but a person in Olivia’s office has been murdered, and another colleague goes missing. Isn’t it a wonderful coincidence that Charlotte happens to be in town; bring on the sleuthing! There doesn’t seem to be any police involvement so who else will solve the case(s)?

All of that sounds ridiculous enough, but Charlotte and her friends use the most irritating (to me, at least) dialogue. Other than going to clubs, they act more like middle-schoolers than the mid-twenties young adults that they supposedly are. They frequently repeat themselves and state the obvious. I had ceased to care long before Charlotte figured out who the culprit was, so the reveal was both a letdown and a relief that the thing was finally over.

I give it one star for the cute premise.
Profile Image for Mallory.
1,933 reviews289 followers
July 20, 2023
I was so excited about the premise for this book. A former child detective trying to figure out her life as an adult. I found the story to drag quite a bit and this is one I had to force myself to return to more than I would have liked. I did think the book was funny, although it could have been a little more humorous. I did love Charlotte and her best friends. I didn’t think he mystery was so great, but the book overall was enjoyable. I think for the most part this book set the stage for a potential series and I am inclined to believe the rest of the series will be better than this one. Charlotte struggles to get past her child detective days, any prospective date looks her up and can’t focus on anything else. Charlotte is determined to put her detective days behind her but isn’t sure what else her future holds.
Profile Image for Martha.
1,418 reviews22 followers
December 10, 2023
I just could not keep going with this one. The mystery was not very interesting, the descriptions of Charlotte's actions were excruciatingly detailed (how she got dressed, what she ate, etc.), and the whole vibe was reminiscent of Encyclopedia Brown--except that Encyclopedia Brown seems more mature. Plus the introduction of every single character with a thumbnail description of their ethnic origin, appearance, and clothing was irritating. Even as a five-year-old, Charlotte describes the girl who will become her best friend as "Five. Latine. Long brown hair and dark eyes, stern look on her face." What five-year-old identifies anyone by perceived ethnicity (and using a term that was probably not yet common in Charlotte's childhood)? The author seemed to be working off of some kind of diversity checklist (also including every letter of lgbtq+). It all just felt a little forced. That said, the relationship between Charlotte and her two best friends was nicely portrayed, and I liked the cover.
Profile Image for Courtney.
1,304 reviews29 followers
February 15, 2023
Thanks to NetGalley and the publisher for providing an ARC for review.

I'm torn on this one. Sometimes I enjoyed it, and sometimes it dragged on. It will probably appeal to a younger crowd, especially as this grew out of a TikTok video series. I enjoyed the trio of main characters who set out to solve a mystery. I did not enjoy the mystery, which revolved around a corporate workplace and a union. The scenes set in the office were not exciting and the mystery felt underdeveloped.
Profile Image for Sarah .
72 reviews15 followers
June 7, 2023
Thanks to the publisher and NetGalley for providing an Arc for honest review. I really wanted to love this book and from its Goodreads ratings it is loved by many!! I am led to believe that this book has evolved from a TikTok video series so the main character is already loved by many! Not having seen any of the videos myself I found it difficult to like Charlotte, I just found her extremely frustrating. I love a good mystery but I found most of the book hard work to get through and just so unbelievable in parts but maybe that is the point! Maybe the book is suited to much younger readers and those with a familiarity of Charlotte Illes child detective, but the book was definitely not for me.
Profile Image for Robyn.
2,370 reviews131 followers
October 19, 2023
Charolotte Illes is NOT a Detective
Katie Siegel

I was a bit disappointed, but not a lot. I enjoyed it, but not a lot. I read it all, and didn't stop.
It is all about a girl who was a detective when she was a child, now she is an adult and still not a real detective.

2.2 stars (it was better than 2 but not as good as 3)

Happy Reading!
Profile Image for Brad.
1,670 reviews83 followers
June 22, 2023
Charlotte Iles is Not a Detective is the debut novel from Katie Siegel.

"Charlotte Iles was a famous child detective - sort of a female Encyclopedia Brown. Now she's bouncing from job to job and living at home with her Mom. She's lost her way. Her friends try to get her to jump back into detective work but she's not having it. That's not who she is anymore. Or is it?"

Charlotte has a lot of the same questions we all do as we look for our purpose and place in life. She does learn the importance of friends and family. And comes to an understanding of who she is.
This is an NYC-centric story. There are issues and obstacles specific to living in a big city. I do love when they mention the High Line.
It is a debut so there are so stops-and-starts in the narrative but It's still easy to follow the story.
There was one thing that bothered me but I don't feel like I'm the right person to bring it up. You'll figure it out.

There has been zero buzz for this book but it would be a nice beach read. Hope we get more Charlotte Iles stories. Nice debut from Siegel.
Profile Image for Tania .
726 reviews19 followers
July 27, 2023
Way too long & completely unbalanced. Why is Charlotte not a detective anymore? Half way through the book I gave up. I don’t care. Pretty frustrating to not have that explained by this point …..since it’s the TITLE of the book. Plus the “cases” she “works” are very boring and her friends only add filler to the story. There is absolutely no momentum in this dud.

I wanted to like this book. But, this is nothing like the comparisons used to sell it. This not like the classic Nancy Drew or contemporary Veronica Mars. Don’t waste your time.
Profile Image for Jennifer.
895 reviews54 followers
January 12, 2024
I just wrote a review and then Goodreads crashed. This has been happening soooo frequently it’s driving me crazy. I will try again in a bit.
Hopefully I can repeat what I wrote the first time. I did manage to finish this book despite my initial inclination to DNR. It did redeem itself somewhat as I enjoyed the banter between the 3 friends. However, it felt like the author had a checklist to be sure to include a trans, a bisexual, a person using the pronouns they/them, a gay person, etc and for the most part this did not in any way add to the story or seem remotely necessary to the plot. I found it annoying. Ok beat me up now. The other thing I really didn’t like that almost had me DNR by 25% was the MC’s whiny tone and her inability to forge some type of path or stay in touch with the people that care about her. They had to go to some pretty silly lengths to get her to communicate with them despite no real reason for distancing herself. Just seemed too contrived for me. But it did become more interesting as I slogged along and I did enjoy the dialogue with Charlotte and her friends. So it wasn’t awful but I would have been totally fine missing this one. I think the audience is just younger than me. And that’s ok.
Profile Image for Scott Garrison.
Author 1 book136 followers
April 30, 2024
This was cute and fun! It was a great mix of Nancy Drew and Veronica Mars for me. I'm a huge fan of Veronica Mars, so jumping into a story about a former child detective that gets pulled back into mystery solving was a blast. To sweeten the pot, our lead is queer! I typically lean toward darker mysteries, but this was a delightful, light read. I will definitely be checking out book 2. I highly recommend, especially if you enjoy cozy mysteries.
Profile Image for Christa.
10 reviews
July 5, 2023
I was excited to get a copy of "Charlotte Illes is Not a Detective." As a 43 year old who loved Nancy Drew books as a preteen, I couldn't wait to read this.

It is a fun read, and excellently written. It is definitely best suited for teens and young adults, so I passed this on to my 15 year old daughter to read and enjoy ad well.

Much appreciation to the author and publisher for generously providing this free ARC copy for me to review.
Profile Image for Lili.
680 reviews45 followers
August 26, 2023
Had the book the smartest mystery? No. But I really enjoyed following Charlotte and her friends on their adventure trying to solve the case. I had so much fun with the characters and really thought that it was like a reunion of well known childhood sleuths whose adventures I used to follow. Kind of like the Veronica Mars movie (but in good). Which is just mindblowing to me because clearly there are no previous adventures by Charlotte which I used to read. But there is just something so familiar with this book and its characters. I think this says a lot about the great reading experience I had.
Profile Image for Melody.
241 reviews7 followers
October 10, 2023
Did not finish / barely started - too much mention of trans/ lgbtq+ barely into the book - what does any of that have to do with solving a mystery
Profile Image for Tonia.
99 reviews
February 8, 2024
I apologize to those of you who read this book and liked it. We can still be friends and agree to disagree on this one thing. I didn't enjoy this book. The characters were not believable, not likeable and generally annoying. Did any of them actually work?? How could they afford to go out all the time? Hanging out at a friend's job? Thin and unbelievable plot and that is saying something considering I like cozy mysteries (the characters in those mysteries are likeable though). The ending was ridiculous. I pretty much finished the book because it is the book of the month for my book club. I also didn't think the trans/homosexual leanings enhanced anything in the book. It wasn't necessary to the story line and either needed to be left out or completely reworked so it served a purpose in the story (sorry to those who disagree). Don't waste your time reading this.
Profile Image for Jamele (BookswithJams).
2,036 reviews95 followers
December 4, 2023
A cute story that is geared toward a younger audience imo so it overall did not quite work for me but again I don't think I was the right target.

Thank you to Edelweiss for the digital copy to review.
Profile Image for Rachel.
518 reviews36 followers
July 23, 2023
I probably don't understand genre labeling enough, but in my mind, this was clearly a young adult book. Which isn't bad in and of itself, it just wasn't really what I was expecting.

The pros: I like the concept of this series. Harriet the Spy was one of my favorite books growing up and I recently read it as an adult and still very much enjoyed it. So a book in that vein would definitely interest me even as an adult. Representation and diversity was a big pro of the book although I feel like the author could have done more with it. The diversity of the characters was pretty flat and wasn't really incorporated into character development -- it felt more like the author was working off of a diversity checklist.

The cons: I may be too old to enjoy a book about this generation but the main characters and their behaviors/choices really were aggravating to me. The mystery itself was convoluted and frankly, just not very interesting. As such, the first half of the book really dragged for me and at times I didn't know if I would finish it. The second half picked up the pace but I also ended up doing a good bit of skimming.

Overall, this was definitely a 'meh' for me and I doubt I'll read any more of the series.
Profile Image for Laura.
366 reviews39 followers
January 9, 2023
For fans of Veronica Mars, Charlotte Iles was a child detective - solving mysteries in her hometown that the police and other adults couldn’t. Now that she’s in her 20s, she’s ready to move on but to what? She’s not sure but she knows she doesn’t want to solve mysteries. Until her brother asks her to investigate his GF’s stalker.

What starts off as something simple, turns into a multi-layered mystery with murder, union busting, and a missing person. This tightly plotted, fast-paced mystery is thoroughly engaging as Charlotte wrestles with taking up investigating but can’t stop wanting to know what’s going on. Her two besties give her an assist and provide for some lighter moments.

Written by TikTokker @katiefliesaway this is a clever debut that feels very now in the best of ways with pro-union plot points and LGBTQIA+ rep that feels natural. The plot is satisfyingly twisty, the banter witty, and the characters are relatable and likable. Must read for contemporary mystery fans.
254 reviews
July 24, 2023
I can’t even remember why I put this book in my queue. But I did finish it, so that’s why it gets two stars instead of one. It’s not cute, it’s not funny, it’s not interesting. And to add to the frustration, how do you pronounce the last name of the main character?
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