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Hot Damned #16
The Oh My Gawd Couple
Welcome to my Hell… and not the good one where I’m in charge.
Word on the street is that my brother’s son was potty trained at eight months old. Unacceptable. I shall not be bested by God. I have pilfered plastic potties, Cheerios and bagels. I am prepared to teach my boy to put the pee in the hole. All I need now is a potty song.
Or so I thought.
Apparently, sending Lizard to clog all the commodes in Heaven has put me in hot water with Mother Nature. The certifiable woman has threatened a pole dancing punishment if I don’t play nice with my brother. So I shall do what any sane leader of Hell would do—die my hair, shave my eyebrows and go into hiding for a century.
Desperate Devils do stupid things. But no one hides from Mother Nature for long, not even God and the Devil. Now we’re in a cornfield in Nowhere, Indiana. No magic. No cell phones. No IDs and three days to make nice and figure out how in the Hell to get to Kentucky.
Good luck to us…
Sometimes you need a little Heaven to raise a lot of Hell.
Word on the street is that my brother’s son was potty trained at eight months old. Unacceptable. I shall not be bested by God. I have pilfered plastic potties, Cheerios and bagels. I am prepared to teach my boy to put the pee in the hole. All I need now is a potty song.
Or so I thought.
Apparently, sending Lizard to clog all the commodes in Heaven has put me in hot water with Mother Nature. The certifiable woman has threatened a pole dancing punishment if I don’t play nice with my brother. So I shall do what any sane leader of Hell would do—die my hair, shave my eyebrows and go into hiding for a century.
Desperate Devils do stupid things. But no one hides from Mother Nature for long, not even God and the Devil. Now we’re in a cornfield in Nowhere, Indiana. No magic. No cell phones. No IDs and three days to make nice and figure out how in the Hell to get to Kentucky.
Good luck to us…
Sometimes you need a little Heaven to raise a lot of Hell.
270 pages, Kindle Edition
First published January 24, 2022
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Robyn Peterman
88 books3,253 followersRobyn writes because the people inside her head won’t leave her alone until she gives them life on paper. Her addictions include shoes (the expensive kind), Coke with extra ice in a styrofoam cup, and bejeweled reading glasses.
A former professional actress, she now lives in the south with her family and too many animals to count. Writing gives her a chance to have a job where working in her P.J.’s is acceptable. You can follow Robyn at http://www.robynpeterman.com and at Facebook http://www.facebook.com/pages/Robyn-P....
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January 24, 2022
Hot Damned Series is what made me fall in love with Robyn and reading so long ago. It's always been a favorite of mine. But this, The Oh My Gawd Couple, is my new absolute favorite book in the whole series by far! Robyn said she laughed while writing this book (rightly so!). I laughed out loud hysterically probably on every page. The lines in this baby are brilliant. One of a kind for sure! I've also been waiting like forever for God to have a book and it was so worth the wait! We finally have his perspective and feelings and story. God and his handsome Devil brother are not so different after all. I loved the story of not only the brothers but for God and his HEA. It was hilariously adorable. I could probably go on forever about this book I am so in love with it. But I won't. Go read it. Now. Lol
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
August 24, 2025
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This book was focused on the devil and god. I laughed through the whole book. This was the best one yet! And I love the new characters
This book was focused on the devil and god. I laughed through the whole book. This was the best one yet! And I love the new characters
January 22, 2022
Who’s ready for a road trip with the most unlikeliest duo? It’ll have you laughing your a$$ off! This is the pairing we’ve all be waiting for and Robyn Peterman brings it to us in the best way!!
March 25, 2023
This is the book I have been waiting for, I couldn't put it down. God and the Devil are hilarious. Stuck together by their mother, Mother nature as a punishment. What could possibly go wrong? I laughed the whole way through. Robyn Peterman did it again. I can't wait for the next.
January 23, 2022
This series always has some of the most outlandish irreverent humor but this one absolutely steals the show. I've never been in so much pain from laughing so hard and that is saying something because I love this series. Mother Nature is way past angry, she is seethingly scarily livid at her sons and she delivers the smackdown of all smackdowns from her stripper pole. I don't give spoilers but in this book, there are two characters that I hope we see much more of because they both stole a huge portion of my heart while God and Satan were trying to learn how to coexist without destroying everything around them. When I reflect on some of the advice given in this one, I begin to laugh again and visualizing some of the events just gave me brain pain because I just can't get past some of the imagery without snorting with laughter or who knows, I may have devolved into cackling at this stage. I am amazed at the mix and blend of Heaven and Hell with mythical creatures, dating apps and childcare, This is definitely a quick paced read and never a dull moment,
January 25, 2022
In one word? Hysterical! Robyn Peterman absolutely hits it out of the park with the latest in the Hot Damned series. This book focuses on God and Satan, and the brotherly love between them…NOT!
Sent on a road trip by Mother Nature, these boys need to figure out how to get along without accidentally/on purpose maiming each other. Added to the fun is having no magic, no cell phones, no IDs, and stuck in the middle of a cornfield.
Pole dancing looks to be in their immediate future if they can’t make this happen. I’ll bet Satan would look fabulous in a sparkly thong!
All of the characters in this series are great, and I liked the focus on these two older-than-dirt True Immortals. Will Satan get a decent potty song for Luke? Will God find love from a dating app? So much to adore in this book! I can't believe the books just keep getting better and better.
Sent on a road trip by Mother Nature, these boys need to figure out how to get along without accidentally/on purpose maiming each other. Added to the fun is having no magic, no cell phones, no IDs, and stuck in the middle of a cornfield.
Pole dancing looks to be in their immediate future if they can’t make this happen. I’ll bet Satan would look fabulous in a sparkly thong!
All of the characters in this series are great, and I liked the focus on these two older-than-dirt True Immortals. Will Satan get a decent potty song for Luke? Will God find love from a dating app? So much to adore in this book! I can't believe the books just keep getting better and better.
January 25, 2022
Oh My Gawd Couple will keep you in stitches and snorting drinks from your nose! There should be a warning on these books that you will be prone to outbursts of laughter. If you are already familiar with the series, then you know that Satan can't stand even the mention of his brother's name, that "he" is not all that fluffy white goodness, and that Mother Nature is certifiable in her own rights.
When Mother Nature decides that enough is enough, there will be more than Hell to pay. The brothers are sent road tripping and we're sent into laughing spasms. The zaniness of story is full of wonderful snark.
While there are more books in this series, you don't need to have read them to enjoy this book. However, you'll be missing out if you don't read them all. Just avoid Mother Nature's cooking and pole dancing.
When Mother Nature decides that enough is enough, there will be more than Hell to pay. The brothers are sent road tripping and we're sent into laughing spasms. The zaniness of story is full of wonderful snark.
While there are more books in this series, you don't need to have read them to enjoy this book. However, you'll be missing out if you don't read them all. Just avoid Mother Nature's cooking and pole dancing.
January 25, 2022
Knee slapping sarcastic foul mouth comedy that gets hit in the feels! Mother Nature has decided she’s had enough of God and the Devil fighting and sends them on a quest with the threat either succeed or be stuck pole dancing with her for a century. (Gah shivering in disgust). Like all of her books this speaks to my snarky soul and the demon in my shoulder wanting to zap those who annoy me. This book also has an extra element of feels or at least I think so. We get to see into Gos and the Devils relationship and it just makes me all awwwwww moments. I can’t say anything else cause I would hate to ruin it. I giggled my way through the book but beware there are some very emotional driven moments that may just catch you off guard! Loved it!
January 21, 2022
Robyn seriously outdid herself with this book. It was magnificent and magical!! The relationship between God and Satan has needed mending for eternity. And so Mother Nature intervenes with an ultimatum/punishment for their most recent outbursts with each other. Not knowing that their punishment is designed to bring them closer together and learn that maybe they’re not as different as they thought. Throw in Martha and Jane on your with their band and some trolls as well as another magical being that you’re going to have to read the book to find out who and what they are.
As with all her books this one is hilarious and draws you in from paragraph one until the end of the book. I was so into this book I didn’t even realize that hours would pass while I was reading. Highly recommended and worth every penny.
As with all her books this one is hilarious and draws you in from paragraph one until the end of the book. I was so into this book I didn’t even realize that hours would pass while I was reading. Highly recommended and worth every penny.
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January 24, 2022
Satan is in a tizzy. His nephew, Jesus, was potty trained at eight months! Satan’s son, Luke is seven and a half months old and not even close to being potty trained! Unacceptable! So Satan clogs the toilets in Heaven. And God goes on a date. I seriously laughed so hard through the entire book! I also learn some awesome new lines. I have been looking forward to God’s story in this series and was not disappointed! The visuals of the two “older-than-dirt” brothers having a smack down like two teenage boys was hilarious! Following Satan and God through Nowhere, Indiana as they try to make their way to Astrid’s in Kentucky, without seriously maiming each other was a pure delight! Heart warming, witty and pure enjoyment! Thanks again for making me laugh and smile Robyn!
January 25, 2022
Fan-tab-ulous!!!!
Oh Hell, this book had me SHOUTING the kindle, and in turn SHOUTING at Satan 😂😂😂😂😂 calling him a Muppet 😮😮😂😂😂
God and The Devil get a timeout courtesy of Mummy dearest, Mother Nature and it's a doozy!
Dropped into a corn field, no powers, ID and no cash what will the 'Boyz' do??
Then they stumble on two children, on the run from Trolls, and their hearts, yes Satan's too, break for them and they go into protective mode.
Oh and God may get a date out of this 😉😉😁😁😁
Awesome book, fabu writing with me stuffing my hand in my mouth to stop myself waking hubster up at 1 am, from laughing my butt off at the fighting and name calling 😉😉
Brilliant.
Oh Hell, this book had me SHOUTING the kindle, and in turn SHOUTING at Satan 😂😂😂😂😂 calling him a Muppet 😮😮😂😂😂
God and The Devil get a timeout courtesy of Mummy dearest, Mother Nature and it's a doozy!
Dropped into a corn field, no powers, ID and no cash what will the 'Boyz' do??
Then they stumble on two children, on the run from Trolls, and their hearts, yes Satan's too, break for them and they go into protective mode.
Oh and God may get a date out of this 😉😉😁😁😁
Awesome book, fabu writing with me stuffing my hand in my mouth to stop myself waking hubster up at 1 am, from laughing my butt off at the fighting and name calling 😉😉
Brilliant.
January 21, 2022
It’s finally God’s turn to go down in a blaze of HEA glory and with the help of Satan and Mother Nature what could possibly go wrong?
Oh throw in some old Vampyres who think they can sing, trolls and some awe inspiring practical jokes and you have a highly combustible and hilarious story.
I have to say Robyn Peterman’s mind is a very scary, hilarious and awesome place… lol
Can God find love?
Can Satan and God be frenemies?
Only turning the pages will tell you!!!
I seriously enjoyed this story, the banter was wonderful Tammy is delightful and those 2 adorable cherubs take the cake…
Oh throw in some old Vampyres who think they can sing, trolls and some awe inspiring practical jokes and you have a highly combustible and hilarious story.
I have to say Robyn Peterman’s mind is a very scary, hilarious and awesome place… lol
Can God find love?
Can Satan and God be frenemies?
Only turning the pages will tell you!!!
I seriously enjoyed this story, the banter was wonderful Tammy is delightful and those 2 adorable cherubs take the cake…
January 23, 2022
Best road trip ever!
With the two highest Celestials as the main protagonists, I knew that Robyn Peterman had set us up for quite the trip. Well, road trip, really, as the two brothers were sent to Earth, sans magic, with three days to become friends or have to pole dance with Mother Nature for a century.
A TRIP, I tell you!
Be ready to laugh, laugh so more, laugh again, cackle, giggle, belly laugh. The whole gamut of laughs! Because Blade and G-Man are the best... and most hilarious! They bring sibling rivalry to a whole new, and hysterical, level.
With the two highest Celestials as the main protagonists, I knew that Robyn Peterman had set us up for quite the trip. Well, road trip, really, as the two brothers were sent to Earth, sans magic, with three days to become friends or have to pole dance with Mother Nature for a century.
A TRIP, I tell you!
Be ready to laugh, laugh so more, laugh again, cackle, giggle, belly laugh. The whole gamut of laughs! Because Blade and G-Man are the best... and most hilarious! They bring sibling rivalry to a whole new, and hysterical, level.
January 24, 2022
Good versus evil, heaven and hell, God and Satan. All pretty cut and dry positive and negative. Except ,of course, when nothing is actually picture perfect clear. When even potty training becomes a defining parental accomplishment and one upping your sibling is a must! Welcome to a sibling rivalry like you could never imagine, chocked full of coffee spitting snark! I am done saying it can’t get any funnier because…this author totally rises to the challenge with each new book. Love every tale and looking forward to more! All my reviews are always voluntarily written.
January 25, 2022
Odd Couple times 20,000 is more like it. This mismatched set of brothers who, after time immaterial, finally need to get along ( a bit) and mother is the person to do it. Well, maybe, she’s insane too.
After the zillionth fight, Mom (Mother Nature) has had enough of God and Satan tearing each other up, and everything around them. So she send them on an insane quest (what else did you expect). Along the way, they meet some new interesting characters (I can’t say it will spoil it for you!!!) Anywho …you need to read it and find out. No really, go read it…
Now…
After the zillionth fight, Mom (Mother Nature) has had enough of God and Satan tearing each other up, and everything around them. So she send them on an insane quest (what else did you expect). Along the way, they meet some new interesting characters (I can’t say it will spoil it for you!!!) Anywho …you need to read it and find out. No really, go read it…
Now…
January 29, 2022
this book was hilarious
Loved the whole hot damned series mostly the ones featuring Astrid because she is hilarious but I have to say this book had me laughing so hard in some parts I was shaking with laughter and could barely get through it I was laughing so hard there was some parts that were sweet when they were becoming friends but on the whole one of the funniest books I’ve read in a long time I know like the first two in the series I’ve reread over several times I’ll definitely reread this one definitely worth the money if you do not laugh during most of this book you don’t have a sense of humor
Loved the whole hot damned series mostly the ones featuring Astrid because she is hilarious but I have to say this book had me laughing so hard in some parts I was shaking with laughter and could barely get through it I was laughing so hard there was some parts that were sweet when they were becoming friends but on the whole one of the funniest books I’ve read in a long time I know like the first two in the series I’ve reread over several times I’ll definitely reread this one definitely worth the money if you do not laugh during most of this book you don’t have a sense of humor
January 23, 2022
This book was perfection!! I don't know how Robyn does it...the names she comes up with...the insults that are slung back and forth...perfection!
I've often wondered about...What if so-n-so...would fall in love...who would it be with??
Amazing answer! I can picture it clearly!
Honestly, Satan should of been a blonde...not gonna lie...he might be bleach blonde cause the fumes are the only excuse he could have for not figuring things out!
I'm just in love with this series!
I've often wondered about...What if so-n-so...would fall in love...who would it be with??
Amazing answer! I can picture it clearly!
Honestly, Satan should of been a blonde...not gonna lie...he might be bleach blonde cause the fumes are the only excuse he could have for not figuring things out!
I'm just in love with this series!
January 24, 2022
Don't play Mother Teresa at Sports.
The latest Hot Dammed novel sees both God and Satan having problems.
Satan is trying to potty train his Son Luke. Not a good idea.
God is lonely, but soon finds blind dating to be difficult (haven't we all?)
Mother Nature becomes a tad upset with her boys because they don't get on. So she decides to teach them a lesson..
But beware. Never play ball with Mother Teresa, as it could end up being rather painful.
A brilliant, if rather crazy, read. Enjoy.
The latest Hot Dammed novel sees both God and Satan having problems.
Satan is trying to potty train his Son Luke. Not a good idea.
God is lonely, but soon finds blind dating to be difficult (haven't we all?)
Mother Nature becomes a tad upset with her boys because they don't get on. So she decides to teach them a lesson..
But beware. Never play ball with Mother Teresa, as it could end up being rather painful.
A brilliant, if rather crazy, read. Enjoy.
January 24, 2022
Get ready to laugh until you can’t breathe.
The volatile Mother Nature has had it and put her foot down. Her boys are going to get along come hell or high water. They have 3 days to work together to get back to the Kentucky compound or the real punishment begins.
Be ready for the road-trip of the immortal lifetime! The snark, shenanigans, and the wit that Ms Peterman brings to the page will delight you from the beginning till the end!
January 24, 2022
This is quite the adventure with God and Satan sent on a road trip by Mother Nature! I have to say that for me this was a laugh a minute. This was such a fun and funny read that I think that this is the best one so far. Just A Great Read that I wish I could give it Ten Stars!!! No spoilers, read it for yourself!
I received an ARC from the Author and I am Leaving this Totally Honest Review because I feel that this is a Great Story!!!
I received an ARC from the Author and I am Leaving this Totally Honest Review because I feel that this is a Great Story!!!
January 25, 2022
If you are looking for a fun and funny read, this book is for you. Mother Nature has had it with her boys (God and Satan) and their constant brawling and trying to best one another. She sends them on a hilarious road trip. An absolutely delightful and funny read filled with wonderful characters who you never get enough of. Robyn Peterman never disappoints. I received an advance readers copy of this book and I am leaving a voluntary review.
January 25, 2022
Well Hot Damn!
This series gets better and better and more hysterical with each book! And, as always, Mom gets the last word. You won't put this down until the very last word. WARNING - Don't curl up with this in a bookstore, in an airport, or in your nearest coffee shop. You'll be laughing out loud and anyone near you will move 10 feet away to avoid the crazy. But this IS crazy, and I promise you'll love it!
This series gets better and better and more hysterical with each book! And, as always, Mom gets the last word. You won't put this down until the very last word. WARNING - Don't curl up with this in a bookstore, in an airport, or in your nearest coffee shop. You'll be laughing out loud and anyone near you will move 10 feet away to avoid the crazy. But this IS crazy, and I promise you'll love it!
January 25, 2022
God and Satan on a mission from mom, what could go wrong?
I’d describe this as the coming of age story for 2 brothers learning to bury the hatchet but how can you come of age when you are immortal and older than dirt?
In true Robyn Peterman fashion this book was hilarious and I enjoyed every minute. It was also oddly touching and spoke to the heart of a lot of sibling relationships. I mean if those siblings were true immortals with unlimited power who can beat the snot out of each other with no real consequences.
I’d describe this as the coming of age story for 2 brothers learning to bury the hatchet but how can you come of age when you are immortal and older than dirt?
In true Robyn Peterman fashion this book was hilarious and I enjoyed every minute. It was also oddly touching and spoke to the heart of a lot of sibling relationships. I mean if those siblings were true immortals with unlimited power who can beat the snot out of each other with no real consequences.
January 23, 2022
Wow I never laughed so hard in my life! Leave it to Robyn Peterman! Her books are amazing and funny as you know what!
Mother Nature really makes God and Satan's (brothers) life miserable or did she this time?
God and Satan fight constantly when they are together and their Mother (Mother Nature) transports them to the sticks and takes away their powers. What is she trying to do? Well you will have to read the book to find out.
Robyn's books are always hilarious but this one was over the top in my laughing....never have I ever laughed so much...
Excellent addition to the series and if you haven't read it you have to run to your library, bookstore or computer and get them...you won't be disappointed!!
Highly recommend
Mother Nature really makes God and Satan's (brothers) life miserable or did she this time?
God and Satan fight constantly when they are together and their Mother (Mother Nature) transports them to the sticks and takes away their powers. What is she trying to do? Well you will have to read the book to find out.
Robyn's books are always hilarious but this one was over the top in my laughing....never have I ever laughed so much...
Excellent addition to the series and if you haven't read it you have to run to your library, bookstore or computer and get them...you won't be disappointed!!
Highly recommend
January 21, 2022
This book had me rolling on the floor from the start. The potty training advise from a demon was absolutely hilarious. We have all loved Satan and his antics, but in this story we got to see a side of God never before seen. No spoilers on how the story played out, just know it was phenomenal.
I voluntarily reviewed a free copy of this book.
I voluntarily reviewed a free copy of this book.
January 24, 2022
Mother nature has had enough of her son's God and Satan constantly fighting and pranking each other,she's comes up with a three day road trip to become friends or else, dropped in the middle of nowhere with no magic,no phone or money,they will have to work together to succeed but fate intervenes with hilarious circumstances, absolutely hilarious, fantastic storyline with brilliant characters,Robyn is an amazing storyteller that keeps you hooked till the last page
January 24, 2022
What a wonderful addition to this series. We have seen quite a bit about Satan so it's only fair to finally get to learn a little about God. Reading about the interactions of these was hilarious and fun. Seeing them spend time together and learn to help one another was good. Add in a few surprises and of course Martha and Jane and I was left laughing for the rest of the day
January 25, 2022
Satan and God have pissed off Mother Nature one too many times. She drops both of them in the middle of a corn field. The prayers that God makes are so funny and the mean things Satsan says had me peeing my pants, laughing so hard. The adventures these two go on is f-ing hilarious. This is one of Robyn's best books in the series. Her books just seems to get better and better.
January 25, 2022
Hysterical and touching
This was so funny I couldn't stop laughing. But this it became so sweet and enduring. I was a mess laughing out loud with a tear or two for the sweetest things happening. This is a must read but start with book 1 so you fully understand the character relationships and have very descriptive physical characteristics of each character in this book.
This was so funny I couldn't stop laughing. But this it became so sweet and enduring. I was a mess laughing out loud with a tear or two for the sweetest things happening. This is a must read but start with book 1 so you fully understand the character relationships and have very descriptive physical characteristics of each character in this book.
January 25, 2022
I adore this series. This may be number sixteen, but it is the best yet! I laughed out loud. I cried. I almost wet my pants. The potty sings! The things! The Steves! Trying to get around the restraining order! Martha and Jane make an appearance. The special town and the children are the sweetest spot. This one goes to my favorites shelf!
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