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464 pages, Paperback
First published June 29, 2021
Hell is a vast void of sin, gruesome acts, and power moves. You either thrive being an asshole, or you suffer under one. There is nothing else.
“This is great. The one creature in Hell who helps me is spontaneous of all things, as well as incompetent.”
“Hey,” I pointed a finger at him, “I could have let you rot in that cell.”
“Then you’d be no closer to leaving yourself.”
Now all I had to worry about was walking a path on a river of lave, following an unknown Demon, while carrying a Hellcat that had apparently bonded with me.
”You passed out during our trip with Earl. Missed a few good bits after that. I learned to drive, hot-wired a car and robbed a store.”
“You what?” Panic slammed into my chest. “What did you do with Earl?” He had been the reason I followed her. My fear of her doing something to him. She was a Demon, after all.
“We got married in a chapel on the way, then I sold his soul to Lu and killed him.” She pointed at herself, “Proud widow here.”
I stared at her and she burst into laughter.
“Death and damnation, you are so easy to fool. Would you truly believe I-“ Her eyes met mine. “Ah. Of course, you would. No, Earl is fine. He was getting weird about the hospital thing, so I had him drop us off in the next city and decided we would make our own way.”
"Don't tell me that the upstanding Angel lusts for this filthy Demon."
The feline and me looked at one another, then at the last Demon hanging onto the Angel’s leg. I wiggled around until I faced the Angel, his expression still gloriously pissed off, but his eyes were almost that pale gray from before. He didn’t have much left.
“Hold my legs,” I ordered, then bent backwards, placing the cat smack dab onto the Demon’s face.
“Kitten-attack!” I yelled. Without fail, the cat found purchase, hacking at the Demon’s eyeballs.
"Don't tell me that the upstanding Angel lusts for this filthy Demon."