A schoolteacher has access to an interdimensional bus, because of reasons which are eventually explained but with which everyone initially seems surprisingly chill. She uses this to take the kids on trips to other worlds, which are supposedly educational – though while you can see how it would broaden their horizons, surely seeing worlds where history and even physical laws can be entirely different would be at least as likely to confuse as enlighten, especially for the young? Having established the set-up, I was settling in for a series of lighthearted hijinks, with each issue seeing a kid or two rescued from some outlandish peril. Except that before the first issue is done, the bus' control gets broken, leaving them pinballing around space-time, which seems very reminiscent of certain other long-standing properties.
And then the next issue picks up some years later, with much of the class lost or dead, and the remainder weirdly altered by their adventures. So one of them is now in an old man's body; another is going through puberty while stuck inside indestructible armour; and so on. At which point I realised what was going on here. Not content with completely mucking up the core app for digital comics, Comixology have made another decision very nearly as inexplicable, and reinvented 2000AD's recently and mercifully concluded Survival Geeks. Worse, they've skipped straight over the early, passably amusing stories and gone straight from the introduction to the later years where it got increasingly tangled in its own lore, with decreasingly entertaining results. Oh, and also it's more earnest, and the action scenes are harder to follow, and the unbordered speech bubbles blend a little too easily into the background.
It's not entirely dreadful; at its best the art reminds me of, and I don't quite know how to put this, but the pastel, dreamlike backgrounds in the cartoons after the cartoons everyone rates? You know, when Tom and Jerry went weirdly modernist? Not that the cartoons were good overall, you understand, but I always liked the backgrounds, and there's a little of that here. I was also very taken with the little girl whose brain is now in a bear's body but who keeps forgetting that she is now large and terrifying. And simply being able to throw anything and everything at the wall means that a few laughs inevitably stick along the way. But it does nothing to shake my established belief that Comixology's in-house productions are never better than so-so, and now they've apparently decided to bump their app down to the same frustrating level.