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Russian Protectors #8
Caveman Daddy
I've been kidnapped by a caveman.
I came to Russia to find my missing father. He disappeared when I was ten and I haven't heard from him since. But I've barely stepped foot in Russia when a feral caveman rips me away from my campsite in the middle of the night.
Maxim is a Mafia Don who hunts his family's enemies in a cave. He hasn't been around a younger man in ten long years, and when he brings me back to his dwelling, he offers me a deal I can't refuse — three months as his live-in cave husband and I can go free.
I should scream and try to fight him.
But when Maxim puts his mammoth palms on my tight virgin body and orders me to call him Caveman Daddy... There's not a damn thing that will make me leave.
Caveman Daddy is a full-length MM Mafia Daddy romance with an age gap, lots of spanking, a Siberian tiger who likes cuddles, and a super-sweet HEA! This is the FINAL book in the Russian Protectors series before Aster's new series begins March 18! WARNING: EXTRA STEAMY!!
I came to Russia to find my missing father. He disappeared when I was ten and I haven't heard from him since. But I've barely stepped foot in Russia when a feral caveman rips me away from my campsite in the middle of the night.
Maxim is a Mafia Don who hunts his family's enemies in a cave. He hasn't been around a younger man in ten long years, and when he brings me back to his dwelling, he offers me a deal I can't refuse — three months as his live-in cave husband and I can go free.
I should scream and try to fight him.
But when Maxim puts his mammoth palms on my tight virgin body and orders me to call him Caveman Daddy... There's not a damn thing that will make me leave.
Caveman Daddy is a full-length MM Mafia Daddy romance with an age gap, lots of spanking, a Siberian tiger who likes cuddles, and a super-sweet HEA! This is the FINAL book in the Russian Protectors series before Aster's new series begins March 18! WARNING: EXTRA STEAMY!!
302 pages, Kindle Edition
Published March 4, 2022
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August 31, 2022
Omg im finally done with this book. What am I supposed to write. 😅😂This is the most RIDICULOUS book I've ever read. It's so over the top and dramatic. Honestly I just wanted everyone in the book to friggin die lol. Imagine a hairy mammoth looking caveman kidnapping you back into his cave while you are peeing in the wild and thinking of finding your missing dad.
Then he proposes to you:
“Your… Scent filled the woods yesterday morning, and you were so… Delicious. I found your footprints in the woods, and I… Had to make you mine. We don't know each other's names yet, but we're going to make the most wonderful husbands in Russia. You're going to rule my cave on a throne made out of the bones of my enemies and I'm going to hunt wild animals for you to eat. Not a day will pass where I don't please you and treat you like the most precious man in the world. We'll make love twenty-five times a day. Not even the most beautiful man in Ovid’s Metamorphoses can hold a candle to your wonderful flame. I adore you so much already, and I can't wait to take you into my bedroom to make love. You're going to fit perfectly against my body, and I can already tell I'm going to adore yours too. I demand that you marry me this instant."
(So unromantic and comical lol) Thank god Santiago slapped the shit out of him. Otherwise I would've screamed in anger. 😂 🤣
I knew I should've stopped it with the daddy kinks and after reading about the footprint thing but of course, my curiosity propelled me to continue. The mmc1 (Santiago) sets off into the jungle in search of his missing dad with his friend, Jordan. The mmc2 (Maxim) with a 15 inch c*ck smells mmc1's floral scent from afar. He hasn't been left the cave for 10 whole friggin years but he controls his fam's Mafia empire in his CAVE 🧐. He also has a pet Siberian tiger btw. It's a bit relevant to the plot. You'll find out soon.
SPOILERS
Maxim spots mmc1's 'adorable, sweet' footprint and gets h*rny. Dude hasn't banged anyone for 10 years.
“I pounce on the footprint, rutting my erect cock in the mud, inhaling wildly.
I penetrate the footprint and choke back a delirious moan, my eyes rolling back as I pound and pound.
One, two, three, four, five, oh fuck, six shots of pearly white nut.
My orgasm rips through me so powerfully that I fill the footprint up with three measuring cups worth of come.
I clutch the bracelet and growl as I fuck the footprint to bring myself to ten more orgasms.
Are you sure you're human sir?? Who orgasms like that. Please go to a hospital.
The book utilizes absurd scenes to portray the Maxim's masculinity and strength.
1) “At the base of the mountain, a giant mountain lion stands in my way but I don't hesitate a second.
With the young man in my arms, I charge the lion, tackling it to the ground with everything I have.
The lion shrieks but I strangle the shit out of it, throwing the carcass into the bramble with blood on my hands.”
2) “I slam the satellite phone on the ground and stomp on it as hard as I can.
The phone splinters and then I pick up the shards of the phone and throw them into the forest like a javelin.”
I liked how Santiago called Maxim out for all his bullshits and masculine toxicity. It's just hilarious.
"I'm going to take you to the underworld like Persephone and then you'll fall in love with me.”
“The boy groans. "Ugh. You're such a wimp. This isn't Greek Mythology 101. You can't just waltz over here and claim me as your own."
Humph.
"I don't see the problem," I growl, sweat beading on my forehead. "Some men like to be kidnapped."
The young man lets out a sigh. "You're. A. Loser. Face it, buddy. I'm glad you think it's hot to steal a young man away from his friend and make him your own, but if you really had game, you'd put on fancy clothes, approach my friend and I while we were hiking, and cook us dinner one night around a roaring campfire. ”
And the things his d*ck goes through is just nasty lol.
“Oh God," I groan, sprinting to a giant tree in the corner of my meadow that has a giant hole in the middle which I use for pleasure. "You must've heard my prayers, oh Venus. My boy wants to receive pleasure from me in rough ways. I understand why he's so mouthy to me. Thank you, Venus."
I pant as I slide my dick into my favorite hole in the giant tree.
I let out a groan as I rut against the hole in the bark.
“I plunge my trunk into the gaping hole and bust out a massive pent-up orgasm.
My seed floods the tree, and I roar as I pound it with everything I have.
At last, I finish busting out my nut and walk back to my cave.”
“I'd never tell Santiago why I'm so sweaty, which is that I was feeding my fuck tree its breakfast while thinking of him”
Poor tree. 🌲 🌳
Maxim is just unlikeable and uncivilized lol. He does get better when he falls for Santiago but the way he talks is just laughable. What's with the Shakira reference and the greek methodologies.
“Yes," Maxim barks. "You'll sweep and clean my cave in this loincloth. You'll make lunch for me every day. At night, I expect you to bring me a full goblet of homemade wine on my stone sofa. I'll drink my wine while you do a dance in that slutty piece of fabric and do a striptease for me. You'll put effort into it, Santiago. You'll fucking tease me with that muscular body and wiggle those hips in front of me like Shakira. Rub your gooch and balls against it like a jock after baseball practice. I want you to turn your Medusa eyes to me and make me hard as a rock. Rub that pretty thing against me while you give me a lap dance."
Santiago's dad is Maxim's lover who dumped him and disappeared causing him to retreat into the woods. The dad has been cheating on San's mother for YEARS (with Maxim and other men-to Hero's credit, the dad lied that the mother allowed him to explore his 'sexuality'). Anyways, Max fell in love with San's dad after his wife died because the dad 'saved' him from his grief over his dead wife. *roll eyes* (It reminds me of Beast daddy book where the hero escaped from reality because his lover died)
Imo things went downhill (including my review lmao)from here. All the drama spawns here lol.
We find out that San is the son of Max's lover and that he has been lying to Maxim, San, and his wife for years. Everything about him is fake. He portrays himself as a kind professor (from Princeton), loving dad and husband whos trying to make things work in the family. He also lied about his occupation to Maxim (he's not a professor). Max and San's dad have been sending cringey love letters back and forth for years until the break up. Max treasures the letters dearly and when San reads them, he tells Max that everything in the letter is a lie. It crushes Max. San gets jealous because he wants Max to himself.
It's as though the author is trying to antagonize the father as an inhumane villain but she overdid it because...Suddenly, a group of friends and family of Max and San arrive at the cave and tells Max that they miss him and stuff. Then San's friend, Maloon or whatever says he almost got seggs trafficked by Gustsmth's minion. Max and San becomes shocked because guess what. Gustsmth is the name of San's dad and Max's ex lover. Then we find out that Gust is the enemy of Maxim's family and that he's actually the Italian mafia's leader. Then all of a sudden San and Max HATES Gust and they all want to kill Gust. (I think that San wants to kill his dad for selfish reasons-to keep Max and Max wants revenge...)😅 😂Now the whole gang including the friends and fam is out to kill the dad. They plan to let San lure his dad (San was hesitant for one second before he agreed) to kill him bruh. 😏 😒 The plan is carried out and Gust confesses that he's never loved Maxim and has been playing him (cuz Max has connections to what Gust wanted). He also said to his own son
“I will, you little shit." My father places his finger on the trigger. "And you know what?"
"What?"
My father smirks. "I should've fucked your tight ass when you turned eighteen like I planned before I left that night. It's tight, isn't it, Santiago? Daddy's going to give you his cock."
This was so unnecessary. Why the incestrous comment. Disgusting 🤮
This is the part where I find out that I just want characters in the book to die. These are San's thoughts and actions towards his father's men. Who acts like that when they kill someone for the first time.
“I watch the men with terrified expressions on their faces run from the helicopters and sprint through the woods and laugh gleefully.
"This is amazing." I shake my head in amusement. "They're running like little ants, Daddy.”
“Wow," I exclaim with a laugh. "They're running fast, Daddy. I want to take them out!"
Maxim smirks at me. "That's what they deserve, baby boy. They should've thought about that before they sided with the Riccis."
I can barely process the feelings that well up within me as the helicopter whirrs us closer to the men.
The hilarious thing is that these suckers never stood a chance against Maxim's wonderful family.”
I fire a couple more rounds at the fleeing men but I miss all of them and the bullets go into rocks and trees.
But then I see a lone guy running through the woods with a red bandanna on his right wrist and I decide this is going to be my new mark.
"Fuck you, motherfucker," I mutter under my breath, centering the gun and securing him in my line of sight. "You picked the wrong family to fuck with.”
“I pull the trigger and smirk.
A bullet sprays out of the tip of the gun and cuts through the air.
It smacks into the man's body and sends him flying over the edge of a cliff.
CRASH.
I squeal as he lands on some sharp rocks. "I did it," I yell, doing a dance in the helicopter. "I'm a natural, Daddy! I should join the mob!”
I hate this so much. But I keep reading because of how crazy it is.
Then we see the dad chained up on the forest floor and San says
"Do it, Daddy." My voice is firm. "I want to see you put a fucking bullet in his face."
"Say it one more time," Maxim growls. "Don't leave any room for doubt."
I stare into Maxim's eyes. "You're the one whose life was fucking ruined by this man. He made you retreat to a cave for ten long years and crushed you emotionally. He toyed with your emotions and he really hurt you so much, Daddy. You're the one who was affected most by him. You get to take him out."
Maxim lets out a laugh. "Let's do it, boy."
Maxim takes my position in front of the sniper and secures my father in his line of sight.
He places his finger on the trigger. "One," Maxim growls, his breath hot and hard. "Two—"
"Three!" I clap and cheer.
BANG.”🌚🔫🔫
“Maxim squeezes the trigger and sends a bullet at Giuseppe.
The bullet slams into his body and blood spurts everywhere.
He claws the ground but Maxim doesn't give a fuck.
Maxim shoots him until he's nothing more than a quivering bag of bones on the ground.
"Well, that was delightful," Maxim says, turning to kiss me. "I feel like I'm walking on air."
I kiss Maxim as hard as I can. "You're batshit insane, but I love you so much, Daddy. Let's be insane together.”
More WTFFFF(s) cuz 🥹🤦♀️
Then they have seggs after the one sided bloodbath and the friends join and everyone is having seggs in the cave. San gets turned on by the Voyuerism and offers to suck all 5 friends while Max has seggs and spanks him. How can anyone do that after this type of situation. It’s unbelievable. I just want them all to cease to exist lol. Why am I giving it a 4 stars you might ask?
I liked San in the beginning. He calls Max out for his bullshit. Don’t like him nay,or though
It’s so ridiculous that I had a good time reading it. For shits and giggles💩🤣
The concept was interesting but the execution is way over the top. It’s UNBELIEVABLE. I don’t think I’ll ever read any of this author’s work again. 🥴😂
Then he proposes to you:
“Your… Scent filled the woods yesterday morning, and you were so… Delicious. I found your footprints in the woods, and I… Had to make you mine. We don't know each other's names yet, but we're going to make the most wonderful husbands in Russia. You're going to rule my cave on a throne made out of the bones of my enemies and I'm going to hunt wild animals for you to eat. Not a day will pass where I don't please you and treat you like the most precious man in the world. We'll make love twenty-five times a day. Not even the most beautiful man in Ovid’s Metamorphoses can hold a candle to your wonderful flame. I adore you so much already, and I can't wait to take you into my bedroom to make love. You're going to fit perfectly against my body, and I can already tell I'm going to adore yours too. I demand that you marry me this instant."
(So unromantic and comical lol) Thank god Santiago slapped the shit out of him. Otherwise I would've screamed in anger. 😂 🤣
I knew I should've stopped it with the daddy kinks and after reading about the footprint thing but of course, my curiosity propelled me to continue. The mmc1 (Santiago) sets off into the jungle in search of his missing dad with his friend, Jordan. The mmc2 (Maxim) with a 15 inch c*ck smells mmc1's floral scent from afar. He hasn't been left the cave for 10 whole friggin years but he controls his fam's Mafia empire in his CAVE 🧐. He also has a pet Siberian tiger btw. It's a bit relevant to the plot. You'll find out soon.
SPOILERS
Maxim spots mmc1's 'adorable, sweet' footprint and gets h*rny. Dude hasn't banged anyone for 10 years.
“I pounce on the footprint, rutting my erect cock in the mud, inhaling wildly.
I penetrate the footprint and choke back a delirious moan, my eyes rolling back as I pound and pound.
One, two, three, four, five, oh fuck, six shots of pearly white nut.
My orgasm rips through me so powerfully that I fill the footprint up with three measuring cups worth of come.
I clutch the bracelet and growl as I fuck the footprint to bring myself to ten more orgasms.
Are you sure you're human sir?? Who orgasms like that. Please go to a hospital.
The book utilizes absurd scenes to portray the Maxim's masculinity and strength.
1) “At the base of the mountain, a giant mountain lion stands in my way but I don't hesitate a second.
With the young man in my arms, I charge the lion, tackling it to the ground with everything I have.
The lion shrieks but I strangle the shit out of it, throwing the carcass into the bramble with blood on my hands.”
2) “I slam the satellite phone on the ground and stomp on it as hard as I can.
The phone splinters and then I pick up the shards of the phone and throw them into the forest like a javelin.”
I liked how Santiago called Maxim out for all his bullshits and masculine toxicity. It's just hilarious.
"I'm going to take you to the underworld like Persephone and then you'll fall in love with me.”
“The boy groans. "Ugh. You're such a wimp. This isn't Greek Mythology 101. You can't just waltz over here and claim me as your own."
Humph.
"I don't see the problem," I growl, sweat beading on my forehead. "Some men like to be kidnapped."
The young man lets out a sigh. "You're. A. Loser. Face it, buddy. I'm glad you think it's hot to steal a young man away from his friend and make him your own, but if you really had game, you'd put on fancy clothes, approach my friend and I while we were hiking, and cook us dinner one night around a roaring campfire. ”
And the things his d*ck goes through is just nasty lol.
“Oh God," I groan, sprinting to a giant tree in the corner of my meadow that has a giant hole in the middle which I use for pleasure. "You must've heard my prayers, oh Venus. My boy wants to receive pleasure from me in rough ways. I understand why he's so mouthy to me. Thank you, Venus."
I pant as I slide my dick into my favorite hole in the giant tree.
I let out a groan as I rut against the hole in the bark.
“I plunge my trunk into the gaping hole and bust out a massive pent-up orgasm.
My seed floods the tree, and I roar as I pound it with everything I have.
At last, I finish busting out my nut and walk back to my cave.”
“I'd never tell Santiago why I'm so sweaty, which is that I was feeding my fuck tree its breakfast while thinking of him”
Poor tree. 🌲 🌳
Maxim is just unlikeable and uncivilized lol. He does get better when he falls for Santiago but the way he talks is just laughable. What's with the Shakira reference and the greek methodologies.
“Yes," Maxim barks. "You'll sweep and clean my cave in this loincloth. You'll make lunch for me every day. At night, I expect you to bring me a full goblet of homemade wine on my stone sofa. I'll drink my wine while you do a dance in that slutty piece of fabric and do a striptease for me. You'll put effort into it, Santiago. You'll fucking tease me with that muscular body and wiggle those hips in front of me like Shakira. Rub your gooch and balls against it like a jock after baseball practice. I want you to turn your Medusa eyes to me and make me hard as a rock. Rub that pretty thing against me while you give me a lap dance."
Santiago's dad is Maxim's lover who dumped him and disappeared causing him to retreat into the woods. The dad has been cheating on San's mother for YEARS (with Maxim and other men-to Hero's credit, the dad lied that the mother allowed him to explore his 'sexuality'). Anyways, Max fell in love with San's dad after his wife died because the dad 'saved' him from his grief over his dead wife. *roll eyes* (It reminds me of Beast daddy book where the hero escaped from reality because his lover died)
Imo things went downhill (including my review lmao)from here. All the drama spawns here lol.
We find out that San is the son of Max's lover and that he has been lying to Maxim, San, and his wife for years. Everything about him is fake. He portrays himself as a kind professor (from Princeton), loving dad and husband whos trying to make things work in the family. He also lied about his occupation to Maxim (he's not a professor). Max and San's dad have been sending cringey love letters back and forth for years until the break up. Max treasures the letters dearly and when San reads them, he tells Max that everything in the letter is a lie. It crushes Max. San gets jealous because he wants Max to himself.
It's as though the author is trying to antagonize the father as an inhumane villain but she overdid it because...Suddenly, a group of friends and family of Max and San arrive at the cave and tells Max that they miss him and stuff. Then San's friend, Maloon or whatever says he almost got seggs trafficked by Gustsmth's minion. Max and San becomes shocked because guess what. Gustsmth is the name of San's dad and Max's ex lover. Then we find out that Gust is the enemy of Maxim's family and that he's actually the Italian mafia's leader. Then all of a sudden San and Max HATES Gust and they all want to kill Gust. (I think that San wants to kill his dad for selfish reasons-to keep Max and Max wants revenge...)😅 😂Now the whole gang including the friends and fam is out to kill the dad. They plan to let San lure his dad (San was hesitant for one second before he agreed) to kill him bruh. 😏 😒 The plan is carried out and Gust confesses that he's never loved Maxim and has been playing him (cuz Max has connections to what Gust wanted). He also said to his own son
“I will, you little shit." My father places his finger on the trigger. "And you know what?"
"What?"
My father smirks. "I should've fucked your tight ass when you turned eighteen like I planned before I left that night. It's tight, isn't it, Santiago? Daddy's going to give you his cock."
This was so unnecessary. Why the incestrous comment. Disgusting 🤮
This is the part where I find out that I just want characters in the book to die. These are San's thoughts and actions towards his father's men. Who acts like that when they kill someone for the first time.
“I watch the men with terrified expressions on their faces run from the helicopters and sprint through the woods and laugh gleefully.
"This is amazing." I shake my head in amusement. "They're running like little ants, Daddy.”
“Wow," I exclaim with a laugh. "They're running fast, Daddy. I want to take them out!"
Maxim smirks at me. "That's what they deserve, baby boy. They should've thought about that before they sided with the Riccis."
I can barely process the feelings that well up within me as the helicopter whirrs us closer to the men.
The hilarious thing is that these suckers never stood a chance against Maxim's wonderful family.”
I fire a couple more rounds at the fleeing men but I miss all of them and the bullets go into rocks and trees.
But then I see a lone guy running through the woods with a red bandanna on his right wrist and I decide this is going to be my new mark.
"Fuck you, motherfucker," I mutter under my breath, centering the gun and securing him in my line of sight. "You picked the wrong family to fuck with.”
“I pull the trigger and smirk.
A bullet sprays out of the tip of the gun and cuts through the air.
It smacks into the man's body and sends him flying over the edge of a cliff.
CRASH.
I squeal as he lands on some sharp rocks. "I did it," I yell, doing a dance in the helicopter. "I'm a natural, Daddy! I should join the mob!”
I hate this so much. But I keep reading because of how crazy it is.
Then we see the dad chained up on the forest floor and San says
"Do it, Daddy." My voice is firm. "I want to see you put a fucking bullet in his face."
"Say it one more time," Maxim growls. "Don't leave any room for doubt."
I stare into Maxim's eyes. "You're the one whose life was fucking ruined by this man. He made you retreat to a cave for ten long years and crushed you emotionally. He toyed with your emotions and he really hurt you so much, Daddy. You're the one who was affected most by him. You get to take him out."
Maxim lets out a laugh. "Let's do it, boy."
Maxim takes my position in front of the sniper and secures my father in his line of sight.
He places his finger on the trigger. "One," Maxim growls, his breath hot and hard. "Two—"
"Three!" I clap and cheer.
BANG.”🌚🔫🔫
“Maxim squeezes the trigger and sends a bullet at Giuseppe.
The bullet slams into his body and blood spurts everywhere.
He claws the ground but Maxim doesn't give a fuck.
Maxim shoots him until he's nothing more than a quivering bag of bones on the ground.
"Well, that was delightful," Maxim says, turning to kiss me. "I feel like I'm walking on air."
I kiss Maxim as hard as I can. "You're batshit insane, but I love you so much, Daddy. Let's be insane together.”
More WTFFFF(s) cuz 🥹🤦♀️
Then they have seggs after the one sided bloodbath and the friends join and everyone is having seggs in the cave. San gets turned on by the Voyuerism and offers to suck all 5 friends while Max has seggs and spanks him. How can anyone do that after this type of situation. It’s unbelievable. I just want them all to cease to exist lol. Why am I giving it a 4 stars you might ask?
I liked San in the beginning. He calls Max out for his bullshit. Don’t like him nay,or though
It’s so ridiculous that I had a good time reading it. For shits and giggles💩🤣
The concept was interesting but the execution is way over the top. It’s UNBELIEVABLE. I don’t think I’ll ever read any of this author’s work again. 🥴😂
May 9, 2022
Over-the-top, ridiculous smut
Wow! Just ... I have almost no words for what I just read. When I first started this series I thought it was kind of cute - a little silly and over-the-top - but still ok. The books got progressively more and more ludicrous as the series went but I stuck with it and continued. However, this book just went head-over-heels into cuckoo land! I'm actually a little stunned by just how ridiculous this book took things. We've gone from Russian mafia men falling for Littles to a literal caveman abducting a boy and carrying him back to his cave! We have a sort of pet Siberian tiger, father/son banging same man, a butkaka of Littles that was utterly insane, just ... I can't even believe I actually paid for this garbage! It's dub-con turned Stockholm Syndrome turned aggressive kink turned into true love? The language is mostly smut, the plot was super simple but dragged out with ridiculous scenes, there's far too much psychoanalysis from a twenty year old pop star, and, Oh, no mention of Santiago returning to his band or why no one in the industry has wondered where he is! Everything about this completely suspends belief and I have absolutely no desire to read the spin-off series about the Russian assassins! I'm being utterly generous to give it two stars - and that's mostly because I actually finished it. I was had to see if, at any point, it would redeem itself. Answer: Not in the least! Don't expect an actual story here. Oh, and I gave it a star because the cover is HAF! Too bad that's the best thing it has going for it!
Wow! Just ... I have almost no words for what I just read. When I first started this series I thought it was kind of cute - a little silly and over-the-top - but still ok. The books got progressively more and more ludicrous as the series went but I stuck with it and continued. However, this book just went head-over-heels into cuckoo land! I'm actually a little stunned by just how ridiculous this book took things. We've gone from Russian mafia men falling for Littles to a literal caveman abducting a boy and carrying him back to his cave! We have a sort of pet Siberian tiger, father/son banging same man, a butkaka of Littles that was utterly insane, just ... I can't even believe I actually paid for this garbage! It's dub-con turned Stockholm Syndrome turned aggressive kink turned into true love? The language is mostly smut, the plot was super simple but dragged out with ridiculous scenes, there's far too much psychoanalysis from a twenty year old pop star, and, Oh, no mention of Santiago returning to his band or why no one in the industry has wondered where he is! Everything about this completely suspends belief and I have absolutely no desire to read the spin-off series about the Russian assassins! I'm being utterly generous to give it two stars - and that's mostly because I actually finished it. I was had to see if, at any point, it would redeem itself. Answer: Not in the least! Don't expect an actual story here. Oh, and I gave it a star because the cover is HAF! Too bad that's the best thing it has going for it!
January 20, 2022
If you've read any of the previous 7 Russian Protectors books, you know these aren't your "typical" Mafia books. Aster creates these whimsical worlds where littles dominate their Daddies with them being none the wiser! This book has to be my favorite and definitely the HOTTEST book in the series. Maxim has been holed up in a cave for the past 10 years and Santiago, unbeknownst to him, has become the object of his obsession. Santiago is a force to be reckoned with and won't be taken without protest. I loved the way these two characters fed off of each other and realized things about themselves that needed to be explored. Some of the situations were over the top but that made the story that much more fun. The end of this book will have you wanting more from these characters and feeling a little hot around the collar! A fun series to not take too seriously!
July 5, 2022
0.5 stars
This book is OTT on crack. It makes no sense, Stockholm syndrome, somewhat Insta-lust. There is no buildup, honestly at times it seems like rape.
This book is OTT on crack. It makes no sense, Stockholm syndrome, somewhat Insta-lust. There is no buildup, honestly at times it seems like rape.
February 13, 2022
Phenomenal ending to a fantastic series!! Loved, loved, loved Maxim and Santiago!! To get the full scope of the story line, you’ll want to read the previous seven stories in The Russian Protector series. Maxim has been living in a cave for the last ten years. Santiago is searching for his father who disappeared ten years ago when he is kidnapped by Maxim. I loved growly Maxim but he was no match for sassy, snarky Santiago. Their story is sweet, hot and steamy with a side of filth in the hottest way possible. Overall, this was a really fantastic story! It’s really well written, the pacing and flow will catch you and not let you go!! Highly recommend. I’m voluntarily reviewing from an advanced copy that I received. My reviews are solely based on my thoughts and opinions.
February 12, 2022
Wow talk about a caveman daddy !! Maxim checks all the buttons. From taking Santiago in the night to making him a slave. So hot.
Santiago went to Russia to find answers, as to what happened to his dad 10 years ago. What he found was a dream come true, and the truth about his dad.
Brilliant ending to this series. Hot, steamy and very kinky.
Highly recommend this series if you enjoy very hot domain daddies
Santiago went to Russia to find answers, as to what happened to his dad 10 years ago. What he found was a dream come true, and the truth about his dad.
Brilliant ending to this series. Hot, steamy and very kinky.
Highly recommend this series if you enjoy very hot domain daddies
February 12, 2022
Holy HOTNESS Batman!!! Aster went out with a bang for this final book of his Russian Protector series! Santiago is the brattiest boy of the gang and he got the toughest daddy! This book had it all steam,slight violence,kidnapping and lots of loving. Amazing job Aster this book will definitely be a favorite for everyone who reads it.
February 14, 2022
Wow. Just wow! My favorite so far!!! The plot twists and turns were seamless! Maxim and Santiago was the perfect couple to end the series with! Then the series plot ending…was fabulous! It didn’t feel rushed or that it lacked detail. You wrapped up the series with a great big beautiful bow!
February 18, 2022
Caveman Daddy is the eight book in the Russian Protectors series by Aster Rae. This book is about Maxim and Santiago, if you read the previous books you already met them. I liked their story. It was sweet, sexy, fun and very well written.
January 25, 2022
OMG! This is by far the hottest, Kinkest, Book Aster Rae has written. I thoroughly enjoyed every word of Caveman Daddy. The dominant Maxim is every readers dream come true, and Santiago is not one to back down at all. The love that blossoms between these two is Priceless and so sweet. You won't be disappointed at all.
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August 17, 2024my favourite animal is aster rae no longer writing! let's get this over and done with
TRIGGER WARNING!!
1. oh, boy. i was curious on whether aster's writing improved after writing 7 books. and you know what they say about curiosity, it killed the cat and made me regret my decisions. it did not in fact improve. if anything, the writing of this compared to 'psychopath daddy' was objectively worse. this reads like it was written by a 13-year-old on wattpad in 2017. it was a harrowing experience and i couldn't wait to be done.
2. individual sentences were written as though they were separate paragraphs making the whole thing disjointed and hard to read. the phrase, 'i let out a sigh/grunt/moan' or variation thereof appeared 104 times. i counted again. on top of that some commentaries were weirdly out of place for a book where a character fucks a tree. particularly the commentaries on the racist nature of IQ tests and the idea that modern books gloss over trauma, unlike classics. the latter comment was funny to me because that's what this book along with 'psychopath daddy' does. these commentaries make the whole book seem more ridiculous because again, this is the same book wherein a character FUCKS A TREE AND FUCKING FOOTPRINT.
3. jesus christ, there are so many confusing things about this book. maxim states that he went to his cave because giuseppe broke up with him, but then he later states that giuseppe broke up with him in the cave and that's why he never left. which is which? and santiago states that giuseppe came into maxim's life when he had a wife and apartment in the city. but we're told that maxim met giuseppe when he was grieving for his wife. i mean he had a wife, a dead wife. speaking of the wife, living down the street from someone does not make y'all childhood friends.
4. oh my god, the dirty talk? the worst thing i have ever read in my life. 'Give Daddy that virgin icing. Serve me up a hot cuppa cuppa to go with your ass tonight.'? how is this sexy? this would have made me instantly soft and go limp oh my god. 'Big Daddy is going to fuck the trauma out of you?' SCREAMING!!!
5. the dirty talk isn't the only thing that diminished my will to live. some sentences made me want to cry and become a caveman myself. 'I growl in an ultra-growly voice, the growliest of caveman tones to ensure that I stir this young man's tenderloins.' How am I supposed to believe that a 13-year-old didn't write this? '...wiping my forehead as my giant trunk rises between my thighs trembling with the need to mate.' this is the point where i realised that this book won't fix me, it will in fact make me objectively worse. but the worst sentence: 'I can feel the semen start to swim in my aching balls.' this single sentence is my 13th reason.
6. similes. no one uses that amount of similes and comparisons please shut up. it's so pretentious and aster overuses them to the point where it made me roll my eyes.
7. this is a book about stockholm syndrome. and it's framed so weirdly. when you present this character as an abuser (no, maxim you're not a rough savage animal. you're an abuser) and you give us the perception that the other character hates their situation, you can't just use role-playing to excuse the abuse. it's genuinely confusing and poorly written. the consent discussion is also all over the place. you also can't use 'i loved it' because what happens to santiago is horrible and it is STOCKHOLM SYNDROME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or maybe i am dumb? this book fried my brain cells
8. the whole giuseppe wanting to rape his son bit was unnecessary, santiago already has enough trauma from the man to want to see him dead. i feel like the whole thing was for shock value. and speaking about santiago's trauma, he just gives excuses for his abusers. his mom was heartbroken which definitely justifies her being cruel to him as a literal child. and maxim was heartbroken which made him kidnapping him and abusing him a-okay. this is not even discussed as a very real symptom of trauma. it's just a santiago thing. he's such a good person, isn't he?
9. maxim thinks about giuseppe while sleeping with his son. as if the whole dynamic wasn't already uncomfortable to read, there's that. maxim and santiago also have sex after discussing how the former is going to kill the latter's father. and after watching his father, who told him that he was planning on raping him get murdered and decapitated by a fucking tiger, santiago tells maxim that he is '...ready for you (maxim's) cock'. it's all so unsettling and THE WHOLE GIUSEPPE ADMITTING THAT HE WAS GOING TO RAPE HIS SON IS NOT DISCUSSED ANY FURTHER which solidifies my thinking that it was for shock value
10. please list proper trigger warnings. 'most of the above' is not a proper trigger warning list.
11. the whole group thing is so weird. the therapist armchair diagnosing giuseppe as a narcissist and perpetuating the whole narc abuse thing was weird. THE GROUP THING WAS WEIRD!!! the commentary on neurodivergent people, weird and out of place. THE WHOLE GROUP THING WAS WEIRD HALF OF Y'ALL ARE RELATED. so many things were weird about this book. i want to burn my brain, thanks aster!
TDLR: i survived but at what cost?
TRIGGER WARNING!!
1. oh, boy. i was curious on whether aster's writing improved after writing 7 books. and you know what they say about curiosity, it killed the cat and made me regret my decisions. it did not in fact improve. if anything, the writing of this compared to 'psychopath daddy' was objectively worse. this reads like it was written by a 13-year-old on wattpad in 2017. it was a harrowing experience and i couldn't wait to be done.
2. individual sentences were written as though they were separate paragraphs making the whole thing disjointed and hard to read. the phrase, 'i let out a sigh/grunt/moan' or variation thereof appeared 104 times. i counted again. on top of that some commentaries were weirdly out of place for a book where a character fucks a tree. particularly the commentaries on the racist nature of IQ tests and the idea that modern books gloss over trauma, unlike classics. the latter comment was funny to me because that's what this book along with 'psychopath daddy' does. these commentaries make the whole book seem more ridiculous because again, this is the same book wherein a character FUCKS A TREE AND FUCKING FOOTPRINT.
3. jesus christ, there are so many confusing things about this book. maxim states that he went to his cave because giuseppe broke up with him, but then he later states that giuseppe broke up with him in the cave and that's why he never left. which is which? and santiago states that giuseppe came into maxim's life when he had a wife and apartment in the city. but we're told that maxim met giuseppe when he was grieving for his wife. i mean he had a wife, a dead wife. speaking of the wife, living down the street from someone does not make y'all childhood friends.
4. oh my god, the dirty talk? the worst thing i have ever read in my life. 'Give Daddy that virgin icing. Serve me up a hot cuppa cuppa to go with your ass tonight.'? how is this sexy? this would have made me instantly soft and go limp oh my god. 'Big Daddy is going to fuck the trauma out of you?' SCREAMING!!!
5. the dirty talk isn't the only thing that diminished my will to live. some sentences made me want to cry and become a caveman myself. 'I growl in an ultra-growly voice, the growliest of caveman tones to ensure that I stir this young man's tenderloins.' How am I supposed to believe that a 13-year-old didn't write this? '...wiping my forehead as my giant trunk rises between my thighs trembling with the need to mate.' this is the point where i realised that this book won't fix me, it will in fact make me objectively worse. but the worst sentence: 'I can feel the semen start to swim in my aching balls.' this single sentence is my 13th reason.
6. similes. no one uses that amount of similes and comparisons please shut up. it's so pretentious and aster overuses them to the point where it made me roll my eyes.
7. this is a book about stockholm syndrome. and it's framed so weirdly. when you present this character as an abuser (no, maxim you're not a rough savage animal. you're an abuser) and you give us the perception that the other character hates their situation, you can't just use role-playing to excuse the abuse. it's genuinely confusing and poorly written. the consent discussion is also all over the place. you also can't use 'i loved it' because what happens to santiago is horrible and it is STOCKHOLM SYNDROME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or maybe i am dumb? this book fried my brain cells
8. the whole giuseppe wanting to rape his son bit was unnecessary, santiago already has enough trauma from the man to want to see him dead. i feel like the whole thing was for shock value. and speaking about santiago's trauma, he just gives excuses for his abusers. his mom was heartbroken which definitely justifies her being cruel to him as a literal child. and maxim was heartbroken which made him kidnapping him and abusing him a-okay. this is not even discussed as a very real symptom of trauma. it's just a santiago thing. he's such a good person, isn't he?
9. maxim thinks about giuseppe while sleeping with his son. as if the whole dynamic wasn't already uncomfortable to read, there's that. maxim and santiago also have sex after discussing how the former is going to kill the latter's father. and after watching his father, who told him that he was planning on raping him get murdered and decapitated by a fucking tiger, santiago tells maxim that he is '...ready for you (maxim's) cock'. it's all so unsettling and THE WHOLE GIUSEPPE ADMITTING THAT HE WAS GOING TO RAPE HIS SON IS NOT DISCUSSED ANY FURTHER which solidifies my thinking that it was for shock value
10. please list proper trigger warnings. 'most of the above' is not a proper trigger warning list.
11. the whole group thing is so weird. the therapist armchair diagnosing giuseppe as a narcissist and perpetuating the whole narc abuse thing was weird. THE GROUP THING WAS WEIRD!!! the commentary on neurodivergent people, weird and out of place. THE WHOLE GROUP THING WAS WEIRD HALF OF Y'ALL ARE RELATED. so many things were weird about this book. i want to burn my brain, thanks aster!
TDLR: i survived but at what cost?
February 19, 2022
Note: this may not be for everyone. Even if you loved the previous books this may go outside your comfort. After all it's called Caveman. Read the triggers page.
This is probably my favorite of the series. Though I said that last time too. This was a fantastic way to end this fabulous series. I loved the epilogue so much, bringing it back to where it all started. If u have loved this series and dont have triggers, u will love this. It has all that you would expect from this series.
This could maybe be read as a standalone but I think you have to be familiar with the series to really appreciate it. Especially to appreciate the way OTT crazy antics and instalove. Lots is completely not realistic and made me laugh at that in the best way. This was alot of fun and I could not put it down from start to finish.
I enjoyed the characters and them together as a couple. In addition to it being fun and sexy and corky, I was pleasantly surprised to also see some deep semi trajic emotion and hurt/comfort and of course there's some drama. It is a Russian mob type family after all.
This is probably my favorite of the series. Though I said that last time too. This was a fantastic way to end this fabulous series. I loved the epilogue so much, bringing it back to where it all started. If u have loved this series and dont have triggers, u will love this. It has all that you would expect from this series.
This could maybe be read as a standalone but I think you have to be familiar with the series to really appreciate it. Especially to appreciate the way OTT crazy antics and instalove. Lots is completely not realistic and made me laugh at that in the best way. This was alot of fun and I could not put it down from start to finish.
I enjoyed the characters and them together as a couple. In addition to it being fun and sexy and corky, I was pleasantly surprised to also see some deep semi trajic emotion and hurt/comfort and of course there's some drama. It is a Russian mob type family after all.
March 6, 2022
I'm sorry to see this series end, both because of the wonderful characters we've met in it, but because each book has managed to surprise me and turn my expectations of what a Mafia Daddy series would be on its head. When I started reading the series, I figured I knew what a lot of the basic plots would be and also figured I'd read the first couple and that would be plenty. Then, as I started to read them and see just how different each book was, how wonderfully well all the characters fit together who should never in a million years have worked out, and how the sense of joy the author was getting from writing these just popped off the page, I knew I was in for the long haul. This one is completely unlike all the others in that Maxim really is a some sense a relic of the past in how he simply takes what he wants. Fortunately for him, that turns out to be just what Santiago needs and wants himself and these two generate heat like you won't believe. The author even manages to neatly tie up the mystery of Santiago's father.
December 24, 2022
Santiago travels to Russia to try and find his missing father or the missing blue butterflies. The last time he was there he was ten and he was abandoned in a hotel. Then a caveman abducts him in the middle of the night. Maxim is a Mafia Don who hunts his family's enemies from the cave. He has not been near a younger man for the last ten years and so he offers Santiago a deal he can't turn down - spend three months as his live-in cave husband and then he can go free. But when Maxim puts his mammoth palms on Santiago's tight virgin body and orders him to call him Caveman Daddy... There's not a damn thing that will make Santiago leave.
I really enjoyed this story which was the last one in the series. It pulled together a lot of elements of the story, gave Maxim and Santigo a HEA, and finally defeated the family enemy. The family connection was a bit of a surprise. Easy to read and understand. This could cause a trigger based on the kidnap/abduction. This mature MM book contained a lot of BDSM-like DDLB relationship content.
I really enjoyed this story which was the last one in the series. It pulled together a lot of elements of the story, gave Maxim and Santigo a HEA, and finally defeated the family enemy. The family connection was a bit of a surprise. Easy to read and understand. This could cause a trigger based on the kidnap/abduction. This mature MM book contained a lot of BDSM-like DDLB relationship content.
April 1, 2022
Caveman Daddy, the last in the series, finds Santiago, on a quest to find out the mystey of what happened to his missing father, is kidnapped by Maxim, who has been living in a cave for the last ten years. Santiago agrees to stay with Maxim for three months. They explore their dynamic, develop feelings for each other quickly, and realize they have a connection neither of them anticipated.
Moments in this story are bonkers, which isn't a bad thing, and with Caveman Daddy as the title, going all in is the way to go. I really enjoyed the other books in this series, and I'm an Aster Rae fan, but something held me back from loving this one. I can't put my finger on what. There were some moments I really liked, including the epilogue, and I appreciate how much Aster really went for it, with this story.
Moments in this story are bonkers, which isn't a bad thing, and with Caveman Daddy as the title, going all in is the way to go. I really enjoyed the other books in this series, and I'm an Aster Rae fan, but something held me back from loving this one. I can't put my finger on what. There were some moments I really liked, including the epilogue, and I appreciate how much Aster really went for it, with this story.
March 5, 2022
This is the typical cute style of Mafia books Aster Rae is writing. They are completely different than other mob books.
The eight part of this series is about Santiago, searching in Russia for his father and Maxim, grieving about his last partner living since 10 years in a cave in Russia.
Both meet there and Maxim has a total crush on Santiago, but both have to go first through their past before they get their HEA. 9th are very cute together and the story is easy and great to read.
I had the luck to get an ARC to read.
The eight part of this series is about Santiago, searching in Russia for his father and Maxim, grieving about his last partner living since 10 years in a cave in Russia.
Both meet there and Maxim has a total crush on Santiago, but both have to go first through their past before they get their HEA. 9th are very cute together and the story is easy and great to read.
I had the luck to get an ARC to read.
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March 29, 2022Después de unos capítulos, supe que ya no lo iba a retomar. Sigue un patrón, es muy simple y llega a cansar. Y el personaje es horrible, perdón pero vengo acá por un "daddy" gruñón pero tierno por su "baby"(?), no por un tipo que no tienen ningún reparo en cómo trata a su "baby" (suena muy raro llamarlo así hahahaha). A parte de eso, y como mencioné antes, sigue un patrón: el daddy se enoja, lo castiga, lo trata mal, le manda a hacer muchos quehaceres y se repite de nuevo. Y no olvidemos el mal trato, por favor.
March 17, 2022
What in the Caveman?
This was by far the most outlandish book in the series with Sebastian looking for his missing father and being kidnapped by a Russian caveman, Maxim, whose been hiding in a cave for the last 10 years. All the Littles and their daddies join in on this book in the conclusion of the Russians taking down the Ricci's. Must suspend belief to get through but it's worth it. Highly recommend this series.
This was by far the most outlandish book in the series with Sebastian looking for his missing father and being kidnapped by a Russian caveman, Maxim, whose been hiding in a cave for the last 10 years. All the Littles and their daddies join in on this book in the conclusion of the Russians taking down the Ricci's. Must suspend belief to get through but it's worth it. Highly recommend this series.
March 8, 2022
Overboard
Yes the title says caveman, and it lives up to the title for the vast majority of the book. It does get better, but is so implausible, I almost expected mpreg and were creatures - but those books are usually more believable. Sigh. Just so, so, so overdone it was silly - and not in a good way. Sad I can't get my time back.
Yes the title says caveman, and it lives up to the title for the vast majority of the book. It does get better, but is so implausible, I almost expected mpreg and were creatures - but those books are usually more believable. Sigh. Just so, so, so overdone it was silly - and not in a good way. Sad I can't get my time back.
November 20, 2022
Santiago gets A Caveman Daddy
This book was just as hot as the rest of the series. Past characters from book 1 to book 8 play a part. This book finally kill the family's enemy. Both Maxim and Santiago lives were intertwined together and the didn't know it when Maxim kidnapped him and took him to this cave. Great ending to this series.
This book was just as hot as the rest of the series. Past characters from book 1 to book 8 play a part. This book finally kill the family's enemy. Both Maxim and Santiago lives were intertwined together and the didn't know it when Maxim kidnapped him and took him to this cave. Great ending to this series.
March 5, 2022
Russian Protectors
From start to finish, each of the Russian Protectors books will give you a thrill ride you never want to stop reading. Each couple is a riot going through their own emotional highs and lows, you will fall in love with them
From start to finish, each of the Russian Protectors books will give you a thrill ride you never want to stop reading. Each couple is a riot going through their own emotional highs and lows, you will fall in love with them
June 22, 2022
Enjoyed this series
This was last book I think of this series and it was just like the others. Straight to quick love and sweet. This one was a little different. Well at the end.. this littles are kinky as heck lol. All good.
This was last book I think of this series and it was just like the others. Straight to quick love and sweet. This one was a little different. Well at the end.. this littles are kinky as heck lol. All good.
March 30, 2023
Kidnapped
Santiago goes looking for clues into the disappearance of his father. Instead of clues he gets kidnapped by the caveman of Russia. Maxim has been living in a cave for years but this is the year he meets his boys and gets his vengeance.
Santiago goes looking for clues into the disappearance of his father. Instead of clues he gets kidnapped by the caveman of Russia. Maxim has been living in a cave for years but this is the year he meets his boys and gets his vengeance.
March 4, 2022
What a cute story. Also a wonderful way to end the series.
March 6, 2022
It's a good story.
March 9, 2022
good
Much better than the last one , yes the story is completely fantastical 15 inches and balls like grapefruit , but hey it’s fantasy. I enjoyed this one very much
Much better than the last one , yes the story is completely fantastical 15 inches and balls like grapefruit , but hey it’s fantasy. I enjoyed this one very much
August 28, 2022
Stupid.
October 13, 2022
Review
I’m so excited about this series and how much love and happiness every character’s moment of truth they found their own happily ever after.
I’m so excited about this series and how much love and happiness every character’s moment of truth they found their own happily ever after.
July 15, 2023
I enjoyed this series and this book. I enjoyed how it told the love story of Maxim and Santiago. I highly recommend this book and series to anyone who enjoys m/m, daddy/little kink, etc.
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