Really, this is just a review of Sailor on the Seas of Fate. I’d already read Elric of Melnibone before picking up this volume, and by the time I was done with Sailor, I had no desire to read The Weird of the White Wolf. Or, more accurately, by the time I was 20 pages into Sailor, I had no desire to read Weird.
As I said in my review of the first book, I really want to like Elric, but Moorcock doesn’t make it easy. And I don’t say that because Elric is some sort of anti-hero and I prefer a goody-two-shoes. Quite the opposite, in fact: I like characters with a mean streak. I’ve read things saying that Elric is supposed to be this awesome anti-hero, but I don’t get the anti-hero vibe at all from him. From Stormbringer, maybe, but definitely not from Elric.
I’m just gonna make this easier and go with some like/dislike lists.
Like
The action scenes. To be fair, I’m not sure if the action scenes are actually good, or if I just enjoyed them because they were the only time something actually happened in this book.
The imagery. For as horrible as his dialogue and storytelling are, Moorcock at least manages to create some visuals that’ll stick in your head. He’s good at describing settings, I’ll give him that.
Stormbringer. Is it sad that Stormbringer seems like the deepest character in this story, and it’s just a sword that hungers for souls? Ugh.
Elric’s potential. Elric could be awesome. A dude who’s physically weak but gains strength through his soul-sucking runesword? Yes, please! Unfortunately, there’s nothing particularly likeable about his character, and the awful dialogue makes him even harder to warm up to.
Elric’s pact with demons/spirits/gods/whatever. Elric’s ability to call on various lords offers some cool creative opportunities, like when he summoned the bug guy to bring a bunch of giant dragonflies down on his enemies. Nice.
Dislike
Elric’s pact with demons/spirits/gods/whatever. Yes, this point made both lists. While Elric’s pact offers some cool opportunities, it also acts as too much of an easy-out deus ex machina. Is Elric in a crappy situation? No problem. Just have him summon some god and everything will be fixed. Blurgh.
Oh, and why wouldn’t he just do this all the time, you ask? Well, that’s simple: because Moorcock will just conveniently limit Elric’s power anytime a reader thinks, “He should just summon a demon to get him out of this.” For example, Elric summoned the bug dude and the day was saved, but the next time he wanted to summon him, the bug dude was like, “Nope, already helped you once, not gonna do it.” It just seems like lazy writing. You can’t give your character ultimate power and then conveniently take it away anytime you decide you don’t want him to use it (only to bring it back later).
The dialogue. I can’t tell if it’s Moorcock that’s bad at dialogue, or if I just dislike this style. I mean, I definitely know that I dislike the style where people are saying “thou” and all that business, but I’m wondering if Moorcock’s is especially bad. I like my characters to sound like actual characters, not some goobers spewing crap that makes them seem more “epic” or something.
The names. Oh, lord, the names. “Elric” is fine. But the city of R’lin K’ren A’a? When I say that out loud, it sounds like I’m singing Irish folk music while choking on a chicken bone. “Nnuuurrrr’c’c” isn’t much better.
The general lack of substance. Sailor is split into three books. Each book has exactly one thing of significance that happens. So, over the course of Sailor, three things happen. And some of them don’t even have any bearing on what happens in the future. Why again did Elric, Erekose and those other guys band together to fight the living buildings? Oh, right. ‘Cause someone told them to. Mind you, their captain was never actually explained (or if he was, I wasn’t paying attention, which is entirely possible). He’s just some random guy who showed up, told Elric and the others what to do, and then they did it. WHAT WAS THE SIGNIFICANCE?
In the second book of Sailor, Elric and Smiorgan save some girl from some guy. I literally cannot even remember what happened to the girl. Did she die? Did they save her? Where did she go between books 2 and 3? I have no idea. But you know what? It apparently wasn’t that significant, as she was never mentioned in book 3 and hadn’t appeared in book 1. Her rescue was the main plot of book 2, and yet she appears nowhere else in Sailor. At least, I think her rescue was the main plot. I actually had to open the book just now to have even an idea of what had happened in book 2, because I completely forgot by the time I was done with book 3. That’s how insignificant she was.
I don’t even know what was going on in book 3. They went to some city from which Melniboneans had originally come, and there was some guy who was really old, and Elric decided to help the guy by pissing off his patron demon or whatever.
So, there are three things that happened in this book, and they were all pretty lackluster. And when we were building up to these three events, nothing interesting happened. And I don’t mean that I wanted to see more action. You don’t have to have action in a book to make it readable. But if you’re not going to have action, maybe you could have some—I don’t know—character development? I’ve read two Elric books, and all I know about him is that he’s physically weak, has a soul-sucking sword, and is motivated by . . . uh . . . a pursuit of knowledge, I guess?
Conclusion
Damn it, I wanted to like Elric. I really did. But the writing is just so terrible that I don’t think I can give another of his books a try.