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Nothing Good Happens After 2AM

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Published January 16, 2022

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LovesBitca8

25 books1,230 followers
Fanfiction pen name for Julie Soto.

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406 reviews12 followers
February 3, 2023
8th-year Dramione 2-chapter smut that made me wish I could read an entire fic based around it? Love it. Def going to pick up her first Rights and Wrongs work next. This is my new guilty pleasure and I’m not ashamed 😂
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1,595 reviews74 followers
July 18, 2023
This is a fantastic Hogwarts Dramoine story. LoveBitca8 might be the best at capturing Hermoine and Draco as characters and having the story match their personality. It is year 8 at Hogawarts, the war is over and Hermoine can not stand anything about Draco. When they are given detention until they replace are the destroyed potions they are forced to work together. I highly recommend if you enjoy Dramoine.
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161 reviews21 followers
December 30, 2024
Hotttttt. I’ve been in a reading slump for a few days… nothing a little Draco porn can’t fix. 🥵

I NEED MORE. This just simply isn’t enough.
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1,589 reviews17 followers
December 28, 2022
I don’t think I’ve read LovesBitca8 since maybe February or March, but I really loved The Right Thing To Do and I will read the rest of the series, but when I was looking for my next Dramione read and I saw a tab that said LovesBitca8, I clicked on it and with it being Nothing Good Happens After 2AM? Well, it was a no brainer that I was going to read it. I probably would have dove in immediately, but some life responsibilities and then listening to the last 2022 live recording episode/goodbye to a couple of the hosts of one of my favorite podcasts, Hack or Slash (it’s an amazing pod, check it out!) was happening and I wanted to listen in and be there in online person, so it got pushed back by a few hours. I won’t lie, I was a little teary-eyed and emotional at the end of the recording and when I went to my kindle and saw Nothing Good Happens After 2AM, I was thrilled because I figured it wouldn’t be super emotional and it would distract me from my bittersweet melancholy.

I was right since straight from the jump, this fic made me laugh and put a smile on my face. Hermione being so angry with Draco was very funny, but also understandable because he was truly being a little twerp and I was thinking that if mild harm came to him, I would not be upset about that. Nothing Good Happens After 2AM was fun and sexy and I just absolutely loved reading it! It was totally what I needed and I had the best time with it!

~ Sonja, 5 Stars
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640 reviews24 followers
July 11, 2024
4.5⭐️ (rounded up)

“I’ve only recently started thinking about your mouth as something I wanted to kiss instead of smack”

📚 enemies to lovers
📚 romance/ fantasy
📚 novella
📚 dual POV
📚 Dramonie

🌶️🌶️🌶️ (limited scenes)

|Thoughts|
Started reading it for the fanfare (NikitaJobson) and stayed for the amazing writing (LoveBitca8).

Set at Hogwarts during Hermione & Draco’s 8th year, this is a short and spice enemies to lovers story with some forced proximity thrown in there.

Wish this was longer so I could live in this little fantasy world a little longer.

“I think maybe we haven’t learned our lesson quite yet. We still have to learn to ‘work together’, as Slughorn said”

🟢 For more bookish content follow me instagram.com/read_watch_crochet
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132 reviews1 follower
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May 5, 2025
Just two chapters???? I REALLY wish it was MUCH longer. So good.
Profile Image for Trinity (goodbooks.tastytea).
246 reviews16 followers
June 9, 2022
"Go to bed, Granger! If that's what you want, go to bed, and I'll finish this."

"Slughorn wouldn't find that acceptable terms for detention—"

"Who gives a fuck! I just want you out of here so I don't have to look at your stupid face again!"

"My stupid face?!"

He threw his arms wide and spat, "Your stupid face and your ridiculous hair and ungodly eyelashes—"

She crossed her arms. "I'd be happier to get rid of your stupid face and your filthy smirk—"

"—damned freckles and bland, boring eyes—"

"—and your stupid, stupid, stupid mouth!"

His hands dropped onto her shoulders and with a swift tug, she was swept forward, her face inches from Malfoy's.

His breath puffed over her lips, and he looked down his nose at her and said, "This mouth, Granger?" in a low, gravelly voice.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️♾
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Well damn. For just over 8000 words, this SLAPS!

If you’re a stan, just read it.

So effing good.
Profile Image for Kelli.
1,439 reviews40 followers
January 1, 2026
These 8th year Hogwart stories are turning out to be my favorites. I love them at school and falling in love. The tension, Draco’s banter.
It makes me miss a world I hadn’t been to in so long. Hogwarts was always the best part of the books.
This would have been super cute as a full on novel of them flirting thru their 8th year at Hogwarts.
I’m reading Rose in Chains after this. Which is the published version of the Auction.
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286 reviews
November 16, 2023
Nothing Good Happens After 2AM is an enticing 8th-year Dramione smut that hooked me instantly. LoveBitca8 skillfully captures Hermione and Draco's personalities, weaving humor and sizzling chemistry. Detention turns into a delightful blend of fun and sexy, making it an enjoyable guilty pleasure. Can't wait to explore more from this author!
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120 reviews
January 20, 2022
Dramione, angst, spicy scenes and midnight romance, what more could i possibly need in life?!?!
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Author 13 books39 followers
February 2, 2022
Racy late night Potion partner smut. Draco Malfoy is an Asshole.
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98 reviews3 followers
April 27, 2022
Dramione for the win so short but so good loved it😍😍😍
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184 reviews1 follower
December 29, 2023
Another short dramionie read. Love the banter in this one, def felt more like their characters. Set in 8th year after the war
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105 reviews4 followers
January 13, 2024
couldn't imagine a better way to start the year than with a little fanfiction (🌶️) dramione
1,668 reviews27 followers
June 6, 2024
Hermione and Draco remain my favourite ship and LoveBitca8 does them soooooo well

3/5 stars
Profile Image for Kimberly.
122 reviews4 followers
July 6, 2024
Just needed a little pick me up and did it ever :))))))))
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