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351 pages, Hardcover
First published August 3, 2021
Behind the register is an oversized graph that shows where the different sub-brands of WAT-R figure in terms of purity and goodness. On the vertical axis, the scale goes from 'Pure' to 'Extremely Pure'. On the horizontal axis, the graph maps a range from 'Slippery' to 'Sticky'. Plotted all over are activities ideally suited to that particular nexus of purity and grip. Showering, for example, is best with WAT-R of moderate purity and a slippery texture. Drinking WAT-R, on the other hand, should have high purity and high stickiness, so as to aid in bodily absorption. Patrick tries to zoom in on the photo he's taken, to read the tiny printed names of sub-brands and figure out if he's been drinking and showering with the right stuff, but as the photo gets larger it dissolves into a meaningless shading of pixels and hue.