Hermione has everything figured out. Sex is like food. Club nights are far too expensive. And men belong in the category of 'things that are more faff than they're worth'. You know, like hair straightening charms, lingerie, and mathematical integration. This is a story about food and sex, though not at the same time.
4⭐️ Really cute shorter story where Hermione relates sex to food and her relationship or lack there of. Draco is of course sexy and Hermione isn’t so steadfast in her new theory of writing off men. Worth the read?: YES Reread?: YES