An unknown danger lurks beneath the sand at a secluded beach. A couple encounters a deadly creature during their nighttime dive. A father fights to save his daughter from a harrowing nightmare. A newlywed’s honeymoon is interrupted by the apocalypse. A maid discovers a shocking secret at the exclusive resort she works for.
Beach vacations are meant for relaxing and unwinding away from the drudgery of normal life. The sparkling sun, shimmering on cresting waves. A light breeze as you sit with toes in the sand, a cold drink in one hand. Utopia on an island. But what happens when that paradise suddenly becomes a purgatory of pain?
What will you do when the beaches fill with bodies and the waters run red with blood? When creatures crawl the coastline and the jungle teems with terror. How will you survive when a tropical respite becomes an arena of peril? Slice of Paradise is an all-original anthology featuring fifteen shocking stories of beach vacation horror. For even more scares, check out the companion anthology Beach Bodies out now from DarkLit Press.
This anthology includes stories by Craig Wallwork, Philip Fracassi, Scott J Moses, Mark Towse, Spencer Hamilton, Aiden Merchant, Drew Starling, Ashlei Johnson, Rowan Hill, Simon J. Plant, Alyson Hasson, Sheri White, Denver Grenell, Kay Hanifen, and Nick Kolakowski.
All of the stories in this anthology are full of beach references. The book is written about the beach wherever the story is located.
Most of the stories are fantastic, but others are only so, so. Fortunately, the fantastic stories make you fear the beach wherever you are.
I’ve never realized before that so many different stories can be told about the beach. And the beach is so scary and suspenseful and refreshing, all at the same time.
The water is horrible, there are monsters there. And the sand is filled with monstrosities that want to eat you. Are there jungles on the beach?
Are they dangerous?
No way to tell unless you wish to explore the water and the sand, and go into the woods. Are you willing to take a chance?
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The second of two ‘Beach Vacation’ themed horror anthologies, ‘Slice of Paradise’ for me was head and shoulders better than its sibling ‘Beach Bodies.’
I think the reason I found this more enjoyable was due to solid storytelling, better crafted stories and ultimately more variety in the ‘where’ of the story taking place.
I found that more of the stories had my interest, even from the get-go and more of the stories featured unique takes on what happens once these characters were there.
What I liked: This one had some really, really strong stories. The highlights for me were;
Secret Beach by Mark Towse – anxiety filled opener. Really enjoyed the sinister undertones throughout it and the father-daughter aspect.
Night Dive by Drew Starling – this one was claustrophobia personified. Even the thought of diving at night will make most squirm, but the story within makes sure to ruin this activity for everybody from here on out.
The Guardian by Philip Fracassi – outstanding story. We get a solid group of friends, a great location and a survive-at-all-costs tale. Loved this one.
Beach Snakes by Aiden Merchant – a really fun story about a husband and wife that hate each other and an enjoyable local urban legend that has bite.
Zipline by Nick Kolakowski – a fantastic story of a man who enjoys extreme sports but has an incident while zip-lining. Favorite story between the two anthologies.
Once again, I really found that all the stories, even those that were a miss for me, had some really dark events in them, which makes for a fun time.
What I didn’t like: Even though this one was a stronger one, story-wise, there were still a few that missed for me, as in most anthologies. Once again, reader mileage will vary.
Why you should buy this: Of the two, I enjoyed this one more, but again, if you’re looking for a retreat or an escape and want to feel some sun, sand and suspense, these two anthologies will make for great companion reads.
The first release from Andrew Robert’s Darklit press was a call out to the horror community for submission pieces for vacation Horror, and he was inundated with the responses – over 300 – to the point that the anthology was expanded to two linked books, Slice of Paradise and Beach Bodies, released simultaneously.
There are some familiar Horror community names in here, including, but not limited to: Philip Fracassi, Drew Starling, Denver Grenell, Craig Wallwork, Aiden Merchant, Spencer Hamilton, Nick Kolakowski, Scott J Moses, etc. I say familiar, I use that word in regards to myself, names of the authors whom I have read -but I am the first to acknowledge that I am just at the start of my journey into Indie Horror. My point is that I was drawn to the book due to its lineup, and with Andrew Robert and Ben Long on as editors, well – this feels pretty much like a labor of love.
So how does it read? Very strong. I’ll say that from the outset. Both Mark Towse (Nana) and Drew Starling (The Sentinel) deliver widely different approaches to the theme from the get-go, with their pieces "Secret beach" and "Night dive" respectively. Towse providing dream-like supernatural horror, Sterling a horror legend made flesh, in one the MC’s triumph, in the other it all goes south. That rhythm remains for the rest of the book, and I have to say it’s impressive – I never felt that themes or stories were similar – each Author brought their own style and voice to the table. A real mix-up of stories.
Some of the stories hit home more than the others, that’s true of every anthology, Rowan Hill’s "They eat people, you know?" was great – a nice twist included – I’ll be eagerly awaiting her debut novel released in February from D&T press – “In the arctic sun” – if it is half as good as her short here, it’s going to be fantastic.
Philip Fracassi (Boys in the valley) delivers with “The Guardian”, no spoilers from me because this was horrific, great tension, I didn’t want it to end, and has reminded me to read more from him. I went and bought Beneath a pale sky on the back of this. Job done, Philip.
Spencer Hamilton’s (The Fear) "Out of the shadows, into the sun" provided some great cosmic horror god-type evil, and the storytelling was top shelf. "Zipline", by Nick Kolakowski had some really great body horror, the kind of thing that isn’t gonna buff out in the wash and had me on the edge of my seat.
Highlight of the Anthology, for me, was Craig Wallwork’s disgusting, nasty, horrific Body Horror short “Misery Guts”. I’m not even going to try to explain how awful this situation is. It is nasty, jaw-dropping nasty, involuntary shudder as you read it nasty, and wonderfully sequenced, the storytelling here shining off the page.
Of the seventeen shorts here, only three weren’t my thing. Well written regardless, they just didn’t match me. I have to say that the authors in this anthology brought their A-game to the table, this is getting an unbiased 5 ⭐ ‘s out of 5 and a ton of catching up to do on my behalf. Philip, Spencer, Rowan, Nick, Craig – I have my sights set on you all next month.
Andrew, Ben, you hit this one out of the park. Great opening Anthology, guys. I look forward to the second half. My thanks go out to Andrew Robert for the ARC copy, in exchange for an honest review.
There are fifteen stories here of varying lengths plus two ultra-short flash fiction pieces. All revolve around the theme of beach vacation horror. I give this four stars, despite only giving four stories the 4 Star Rating. Every entry was above average and exceeded my expectations. No two stories are alike. If Goodreads made it possible to leave fractional ratings, I'd place this anthology at a solid 3.5 Stars. Notes on stories: Secret Beach by Mark Towse: Two pages of intro/tranquility, then chaos. Very descriptive and dark. A quick read. Father and daughter believe they have discovered their own private beach. As soon as they enter the water, they understand why it remains private. 3.5 Stars. Night Dive by Drew Starling: This story has a slower build, which only increases the sense of dread and allows some time to worry about the characters. This was genuinely scary. 4 stars. Paradise Lost by Sheri White: A workaholic takes a tech-free vacation at an isolated island resort and witnesses the end of the world from his beach cottage. Very visual descriptions. Very creepy. The lack of an explanation of any sort took me out of this a little. 3.5 Stars. Denver Grenell's "Phosphorescence" really gets under the skin. Very descriptive in the worst way (which serves the story in a good way). There are only two main characters in the story, and the final actions of one of them was a bit alarming after everything that happened. 3.5 Stars. You may think you know where "They Eat People, You Know?" by Rowan Hill is going but you may be surprised. I guessed at the outcome but it didn't interfere with my enjoyment of the story. Suspenseful and well done. 4 Stars. "Of Murder And Mermaids" by Kelly Brocklehurst is a nasty piece of flash fiction. Hard to get engaged in a one page story but this is not subtle. 3.5 Stars. "The Guardian" by Phillip Fracassi doles out the dread in small doses until the mid-point when all hell breaks loose. Some island vacationers pay a local to boat them to a private beach, never realizing why such a lovely bit of sand is deserted. 4 Stars. "Astorgos" by Ashlei Johnson relates the honeymoon from hell as an alien event occurs before the loving couple can celebrate properly. This read like the beginning of a larger story/novel and ending without a complete resolution. 3.5 Stars. "Misery Guts" by Craig Wallwork gets the gross-out award. "Paradise for me is a blood-soaked bathroom in Jamaica, and a dozen red leeches." Justice is served in the form of food poisoning. 4 Stars. "Curse Of The Cache" by Alyson Hasson: A shipwrecked couple find an underground cache on a small island with explosive results. 3.5 Stars. Another arrogant bastard gets what's coming to him in "Beach Snakes" by Aiden Merchant. Some island resorts have unusual wild life. 3.5 Stars. "She Waits" by Jack Harding is an even shorter piece of flash fiction. As soon as it begins, it's over. No time to get attached to anything. 3 Stars. It's not just tourists who encounter danger in this anthology. The housekeeping staff needs to watch their back in "The Fons Juventutis" by Kay Hanifen. I was saddened by the way this ended. 3.5 Stars. "Out Of The Shadows, Into The Sun" by Spencer Hamilton deals in long-buried secrets between a married couple when they vacation at the native land of one partner. Buried no longer. 3.5 Stars. "Honeymoon" by Simon J. Plant has a Twilight Zone vibe as one member of a vacationing couple realizes that their lovely resort is not all it appears to be, despite the obliviousness of the other member. 3.5 Stars. The main character who can't enjoy his vacation has more to worry about than a broken relationship in Nick Kolakowski's "Zipline" when something else breaks. The painful attempts to survive and get help are detailed in glorious fashion. I did not anticipate the surprise at the end. 3.5 Stars. One of the strangest and creepier stories in the collection is "That Look When They're Leaving" by Scott J Moses. It's also one of the few stories that doesn't occur on a island resort - - just a beach house in Delaware. Even creepier for what happens on the shore following a marital dispute. 3.5 Stars.
Slice of Paradise: A Beach Vacation Horror Anthology edited by Ben Long and Andrew Robert is a collection of stories filled with sun, sand, and terrifying situations.
As an island girl from Maine, I may not have frequented tropical beaches, but I’ve sure got salt water in my blood. This collection was a hit for me!
Full disclosure: I was given a free copy of this book from the publisher in exchange for an honest review. This did not affect my rating in any way.
There’s two main things that ties each of these stories together… the beach and terror. I loved that many of these tales had an ambiguous ending, while others have some seriously non-happy endings.
My favorite stories from this collection include:
The Guardian by Philip Fracassi Curse of the Cache by Alyson Hasson Beach Snakes by Aiden Merchant She Waits by Jack Harding The Fons Juventutis by Kay Hanifen That Look When They’re Leaving by Scott J. Moses
Beaches are supposed to be havens for relaxation. No one expects something to be in the water or horrific things in the sand. Horror and beach are two of my favorite combinations.
“Slice of Paradise”, edited by Ben Long and Andrew Robert, is a beach themed horror anthology that brings darkness to luxurious shores.
Collections are always a mixed bag. The reader never knows what they are going to get. Upon opening the anthology, I was comforted by several familiar names in the horror community. The editors took their time curating this collection of beach terror.
Some of my favorites were: “Misery Guts”, by Craig Wallwork was about a couple attempting to rekindle their marriage. How sweet! Think again. This was a vividly disgusting information that I could not stop reading.
“Paradise Lost”, by Shari White hooked me from the first word until the end. I would not got outside. You never know what will happen.
“Out of the Shadows and into the Sun”, by Spencer Hamilton was really good story of cosmic horror.
“Night Dive” by Drew Starling was a supernatural tale that will make any diving enthusiast squirm.
From all the stories, 3 or 4 were not for me. Regardless, “Slice of Paradise” is a top-notch anthology that I highly recommend. Ben Long and Andrew Robert have edited another anthology of vacation horror called “Beach Bodies” that I am excited to read. 4 stars
Full disclosure: this is one of two beach vacation horror anthologies that I edited for DarkLit Press. So while I played a role in this release, as a reader I also stand behind it as an entertaining and diverse collection of horror. I hope everyone enjoys this offering, and I appreciate DarkLit for allowing me to work on this project!
Anyone interested in reading Slice of Paradise will be happy to know that this is just one of TWO beach vacation horror anthologies. Be sure to check out Beach Bodies as well!
As with most anthologies there were some hits and misses. All in all it was an enjoyable read and a couple of the stories will stick with me for awhile.
"Welcome to paradise!" . Spoilers/ Review for "Slice of Paradise" . "Slice of Paradise" is a collection of short stories centred around the beach and holidays with a horror twist. Including: Secret Beach (Mark Towse) --> A father picks his daughter up and the pair go to a secret beach, only known to them. But tragedy awaits in the water... A fast paced, realistic horror story that really gets you going. I like the concept of this one and how Towse executes it is well done. The inclusion of other elements really pushed this one to make for a thoroughly gripping story and kicks off SOP in a big way. 5/5 Night Dive (Drew Sterling) --> Anna has bought two tickets to take part in a night dive for herself and her partner Karl. But neither have dived at night before. What awaits them on the night dive?... I like the setting to this one. It works as a good backdrop. It gets very dark very quickly and I liked that! The mythology combined with what is below the waters works very well. I sort of saw the end twist coming but its still a great tale! 4.5/5 Paradise Lost (Sheri White) --> The narrator, his wife Cathy and son, Eric, go on an island vacation. Eric and Cathy go to the beach one day but but screams fill the air not long after... A very dark and gripping tale! I like the way it is written and how the story evolves. The horrific nature of what happened on the beach makes for a gripping and great tale! 4.5/5 PHOSPHORESCENCE (Denver Grenell) --> In New Zealand, on Pohara Beach we find Yasmine and Carlos who are high on shrooms. Carlos tells Yasmine of the phosphorescence waters and invites her for a late night dip... A bit of a slow burner but an enjoyable story! I like the nature of this one and how things gradually evolve and turn nasty. Another well done tale. 4.5/5 They Eat People, You Know? (Rowan Hill) --> Lyla and Maria are in Western Australia, backpacking, and find an isolated beach. They soon meet Australians Mick and Damon who invite them to take a dive.... A slow burning story that has a nice twist to it. I like how it gradually builds and the setting of Western Australia. My thing is I feel I saw the ending coming before it happened. Don't know if that was just me but I had a feeling about the ending before it happened. 4.25/5 Of Mermaids and Murder (Kelly Brocklehurst) --> Liv's grandparents are out swiming when they happen upon a mermaid.... Hard to describe this one as it's a hundred word horror. But I liked it! A fast paced, self contained story that does a great job of a quick tale and leaves you wanting more. 4.5/5 The Guardian (Phillip Fracassi) --> Eva and Bryce are on holiday in Bora Bora, but take a detour to a secret beach, alongside two other couples, Karyn and Terry, & Mike and Stacy. The isolated beach is basically a paradise for the visitors. But what truly awaits them?... One that you start slowly and it builds up nicely with a surprise fairly early on. You wonder just what is happening on the beach and what is hidden there. The survivalist element to this makes for a great plot line! My only thing would be I wanted more from it at the end 4.5/5 Astorgos (Ashlei Johnson) --> Holly Cornett and her wife Eva are holidaying on the Amalfi Coast when they find themselves caught up in a meteor shower which leads to strange events unfolding... I did not expect the meteor shower plot line but I appreciate it and like it! A very good story full of emotion and horror! A lot to like here! 4.5/5 Misery Guts (Craig Wallwork) --> The narrator, Jen and Scott are on holiday in Jamaica, but Scott is feeling deeply unwell. But what's happening to him and making him so sick?... A bit of a different tale once more. Some probably won't like this one but to me I found it great. Slightly relatable tale but very well done and gripping. Nice sense of humour to this one 4.5/5 Curse of the Cache (Alyson Hasson) --> Cara and Matt were meant to be on a boat tour around Nassau but things went very wrong. They wash up on a seemingly abandoned island and find a strange underground hidey hole. But what is down there?.... Another one where I like the concept. An abandoned historical hideaway beneath the sand really works. I like it! A very strong story that is fast paced and very enjoyable, taking you to an unexpected place. 4.5/5 Beach Snakes (Aiden Merchant) --> Alan and Jane are holidaying together to try and save their marriage. But with Alan's wandering eye and Jane's secret lover, things are harder. But soon they will learn of the Beach Snakes... I like the hints as to what's going on this one and where it leads. It's clever and subtle enough and threw me off a bit I thought it would lead one way but in fact it led another. 4.5/5 She Waits (Jack Harding) --> The second 100 word horror tale in the collection focuses on someone waiting... Very hard to describe without spoilers. I liked it but I am struggling to say anything without spoilers 4.5/5 The Fons Juventutis (Kay Hanifen) --> Dayana Rolles is a maid at the prestigious hotel, the "The Fons Juventutis" where the rich and powerful gather and run riot. But when a dead body is found in one of the rooms, and Dayana's coworker goes missing a curious tale unfolds... A good tale and I like the element of this being a hot spot for the rich and powerful go to play works. I like the idea of the VIP Cove too. Works well. A lot of twists and turns to this one but I enjoyed it greatly! A nice explanation and a self contained story. 4.5/5 Out of the Shadows, Into the Sun (Spencer Hamilton) --> Johnny and Adam are holidaying together on Johnny's ancestral home island and trying to recover after a terrible attack... I like the dual narrative approach Spencer takes to this one. I also like how it explores the concept of guilt in a way and mixes it in with the island adventure. Works well as a tale Honeymoon (Simon J. Plant) --> On a remote island off the coast of Jamaica, Liz and Jacinta are celebrating their honeymoon early. But Liz can't help but feel something is wrong on the island... Initially a bit of slow starter but it soon came together nicely. I detected the twist part way through but its a still fun story. 4.25/5 Zipline (Nick Kolakowski) --> Jeff is trying to get over his recent break up and has found a zipline which is said to give you a massie thrill. But for Jeff things take a turn... A real world horror again that plays on what could really happen to you. The hallucination element is another good, and somewhat realistic element I felt too. A well rounded story that explores a lot in a short space. 4.5/5 That Look When They're Leaving (Scott J. Moses) --> On the Delaware coastline, our narrator is looking for their brother Kevin's place who has disappeared... I don't know why but I didn't click with this one. It was a good tale and I enjoyed it and liked how it unfolded. I don't have a lot to say on this one. Not being harsh. Just wasn't my kind of tale. I still liked it 4/5 . Overall 4.5/5 ⭐ is my rating for this one. I liked it and look forward to more stories in "Beach Bodies"
Beaches are havens for holidays and who does not love them. However, some beaches are sinister. Apart from carnivorous creatures one should be wary of human predators. Fancy a night dive in an exotic beach setting with all the underwater flora and fauna and beautiful sea creatures. What about trips to the Caribbean? Can being a backpacker roving through Australian beaches or staying in luxurious beach resorts in different parts of the world prove risky? This collection of tales portray the dark side of beaches and humans. Totally riveting
Ahhhh, a vacation. To get away from the crushing rat race of the workaday world, to trade the million-and-one soul-corroding frustrations of modern life for exotic shores, white sandy beaches, blue skies, surf, sun, good food and plenty of umbrella-accented cocktails. To bask on your lounge chair, relax, and let your troubles slip away, steadfast in the knowledge that the ravenous horde of brain-hungry undead devouring the other beach combers will never get to you.
Wait, what? A zombie apocalypse on this beautiful tropical isle wasn't highlighted in the brochure at the travel agency. Is it too late to consider a refund?
As every self-respecting horror aficionado already knows, getting away from it all, whether it be Jack Torrance's retreat to the isolated Overlook Hotel in Stephen King's classic novel, The Shining, or a group of rowdy Westerners seeking cheap Slovakian accommodations and even cheaper thrills in Eli Roth's Hostel films, isn't always the soothing, restorative enterprise it should be. As in real life, strange encounters and terrifying ordeals can twist the most pleasant of resort stays into nightmares from which one will never awaken, and tapping into that ever-lingering traveler's fear of the unknown is the first volume in DarkLit Press' dual set of themed, multi-author endeavors, Slice of Paradise, a collection of seventeen short stories, subtitled A Beach Vacation Horror Anthology, that's sure to unsettle anyone seeking to book that long-desired Caribbean cruise.
Doomsday looms as a father and his nine-year-old daughter slip through shallow waters to the edge of a deathly dimension in Mark Towse's perfectly ominous opening tale, 'Secret Beach'. Precise detail regarding scuba diving and its related equipment paired with a frightening monstrosity enhance 'Night Dive' by Drew Starling, while ravers fall prey to voracious, sentient 'Phosphorescence' in Denver Grenell's grisly tale. The gore continues in 'Paradise Lost' by Sherri White, when a businessman relays the skin-liquefying scenario that befalls his secluded hotel in a story reminiscent of the 1977 B-Movie The Incredible Melting Man, and Philip Fracassi's 'The Guardian', which details the plight a group of sun-worshipping Westerners encounter on a remote island beach infested with flesh-eating parasites.
The book's mid-section is framed by two flash fiction entries, 'Of Murder and Mermaids' by Kelly Brocklehurst, and Jack Harding's 'She Waits', that cleverly twist perspectives about undersea creatures both real and imagined. A beautiful Italian setting is devastated by (possibly) alien invaders who replicate the identities of the deceased in order to attack the living in Ashlei Johnson's gripping should-be film, 'Astorgos', while a couple entombed with a skeletal platoon of Revolutionary War-era soldiers fight to survive the 'Curse of the Cache' by Alyson Hasson.
'Shakespeare never wrote that love is just the label we give to not wanting to die alone' serves as the grimly ironic mantra to Craig Wallwork's 'Misery Guts', a quick shot of squirming body horror involving a cheating boyfriend who contracts the worst possible case of traveler's diarrhea, just as another philanderer unwittingly discovers the true nature of a curious native delicacy in 'Beach Snakes' by Aiden Merchant. Guilt haunts some protagonists: regret over a past inaction leads a man and his husband to a place of sacrifice in Spencer Hamilton's riveting 'Out of the Shadows, Into the Sun'; a pair of ghostly newlyweds attempt to enjoy their resort 'Honeymoon' in Simon J. Plant's subtly spectral story; and a siren's sinister call spells disaster for a family in turmoil in 'That Look When They're Leaving' by Scott J. Moses.
Slice of Paradise is a fast-paced tome; pages flip by with paper-cut inducing speed. Editors Ben Long and Andrew Robert smartly gathered stories short enough to be individually consumed in one comfortable sitting, and it's easy for readers to binge multiple yarns in a single smorgasbord literary feast. Yet if the collection has a weakness, it's one of repetition. The chosen tales, while each entertaining in and of themselves, share a similarity in structure and setting that dulls with monotony as one plows forward through the volume, and the over-reliance on blood-and-guts several authors utilize for shock effect only enhances the collection's overall feeling of sameness. This may be simply due to such a specifically narrow theme: there are, after all, places to vacation besides a beach (Disneyland and Alpine ski resort horror could offer new subgenres ripe for exploration), and a more balanced mix of setting, splatter and nuance would likely appeal to a broader reader base.
That being said, the heart of the book has nothing to do with location, but relationships; behind the bloodshed lie character-driven pieces focused on realistically illustrated couples of all types--straight couples, gay couples, squabbling couples, cheating couples, murderous couples, couples in love, couples on the brink, couples over the edge, couples fighting to stay alive, couples who lost that fight long ago--that enrapts an audience's attention more than any creature from the black lagoon. To that effect, three entries deserve special mention: A young thrill seeker mourning his late girlfriend struggles for life after an accident on a 'Zipline', Nick Kolakowski's enthralling and moving meditation on survival, loss and overcoming adversity. A local resort employee uncovers the true secret to staying young in Kay Hanifen's outstanding 'The Fons Juventutis', a story filled with local details, fine, dread-inducing prose and strangely beautiful poignancy. The standout story in Slice of Paradise, however, may be Rowan Hill's delightfully tense 'They Eat People, You Know?', a tale that basks in a sun-drenched Australian setting, cool 1980's retro nostalgia and an authentically blood-chilling role-reversal.
In the end, this is one anthology that offers more than the initial sum of its parts suggests, so the next time you need a book to pass the long flight to some exotic locale for a few days of fun, reach out for a Slice of Paradise, and hopefully you'll enjoy it as much as I did. And if you can't get enough vacation-themed horror, find satisfaction in the fact that DarkLit’s companion collection, Beach Bodies, is currently available as well.
As a fan of the dark and creepy, I was really intrigued when I saw the initial call-up for submissions about this anthology. I wanted to write something but sadly the ideas I had in mind didn’t hold water. So when I saw the call for ARC readers, I jumped at the opportunity.
Slice of Paradise/Beach Bodies is a horror anthology filled with short stories centred around beach vacations. Each story takes you down a myriad of helter-skelter scenarios you wouldn’t want to experience on your hols.
If I had to choose a favourite from this anthology, it would be ‘Aloha From Hell’ written by Damien Casey. Funny, revolting, spicy and it took me by surprise. I like it when stories do that.
Thank you to DarkLit Press for the free eBook! Congratulations to all of the writers involved. :)
Great anthology to add a creepy vibe to the warmer weather. Mix of great stories & some not so great, but great reason to make me hate summer even more. Was summer here in Australia while reading it & had me craving for winter even more LOL. Loved reading from known authors & discovering some new ones. Who says horror only happens in colder times or night time, the happy sunny beach can be just as horrific. Get yourself a cold drink, find a shady spot & get lost in some great horror.
The problem I have with people saying Die Hard is a Christmas movie is that the movie could take place at anytime of the year and still be the same. Christmas doesn’t play a part in it. Of course, I have never watched Die Hard so maybe I’m an idiot? I have read this book, and I can confirm that unlike my extremely ignorant take on a Bruce Willis action film, every story in this beach themed collection relies heavily on each beach setting. That would lead someone to think “oh cool, an aquatic horror collection.” Those people would be being as conclusion jumping as I am about Die Hard. There’s a great variety in here in both story, tone, and writing. This collection doesn’t feel like each author is the same person; each writer brings a distinct and important voice to this collection. The best part for me is no stories were the same. I would go into this expecting a bunch of sea monster or haunted beach house stories, but that’s just flat out not the case. Kudos to Andrew, Ben, and Darklit for putting together this solid read. K thx.
Awards: Now, normally what I do here is summarize what I read. That's pretty self-evident in a themed horror anthology. So, I'm going to do something a little different. For this review, just for the fun of it, I'm giving Short Story Awards. And without further ado... The awards:
**NOTE: I'll try to keep these mini-reviews vague so as not to spoil anything for anyone!**
Best Characters:
Phosphorescence by Denver Grenell-- Very real, very unique. The stoners here are super believable. Denver clearly has a gift for creating likable, fun, realistic and relatable characters!
Grossest (Most Graphic!):
Misery Guts by Craig Wallwork-- These were my notes immediately after reading this one: "Well. I almost don’t know what to say about this one. That imagery will stick with me for a good long while!" And that true. Let's just say, if leaches weren't already terrifying enough.....
Most Unique Concept:
Honeymoon by Simon J. Plant-- It took me a minute to get into this one, but once I did and I developed a suspicion for what was going on I was hooked. I believe this may be the most haunting story in the entire collection.
Favorite Ending:
The Fons Juventutis by Kay Hanifen- I liked this story line... a lot. I particularly enjoyed the ending. Bittersweet, I'm a sucker for some resolution, even if it isn't necessarily a happy ending.
Story I Think Should Be Developed Into A Novel:
Astorgos by Ashlei Johnson-- This one is urgent from the very beginning! When an alien orb crashes into earth causing the dead to rise one couple tries to survive. My biggest problem with this story is that I felt like I was just getting started! I wanted to keep reading to figure out what was going on! Excellent work.
Favorite Story:
The Guardian by Philip Fracassi-- Holy shit. This was incredible . I felt like I read a well rounded story that ended in an ambiguous but satisfying way. The characters, the plot, the horror... It was all incredible. The moment I got done reading this book I ordered more Philip-- if that isn't a testament to how much I enjoyed this story I don't know what is!
Final Thoughts:
One thing I love about short story anthologies is that while every story isn't for you, you can usually find several that pique your interest and a couple that hit absolute homeruns. You're exposed to different writing styles. You meet different authors-- some of whom you fall in love with! And you get worlds and worlds of stories all in the palm of your hands.
I was lucky enough to receive an ARC of Slice of Paradise, and it was awesome. There's really no better word to describe it.
Awesome.
It was a boatload of fun. I feel like there needs to be more vacation horror out there-- thanks for using a sharp machete to cut a path and clear a way for this to happen DarkLit Press!
As far as reviews go I'm going to keep it simple: Get yourself a copy!! Whether lying on a beach or holed up in a blanket during a snow storm you will not be disappointed with these tropical terrors!
Just when you think no one is writing really original horror anymore, along comes Slice of Paradise. These stories run the gamut of psychological terror to outright gore, and I soaked up every last one like a rum drink on a hot day. They're different, they're brilliant, and boy do they make your heart beat a little faster. Truth be told, I wasn't a big fan of beachy destinations before reading these stories... but now? I'm pretty sure I won't be able to step foot in sand again without shuddering.
Slice of Paradise: A Beach Vacation Horror Anthology of 17 short stories takes the readers to the isolated beaches dreams are made of and turns them into nightmares. DarkLit Press releases this winning set featuring stories from Mark Towse, Drew Sterling, Sheri White, Denver Grenell, Rowan Hill, Kelly Brocklehurst, Philip Fracassi, Ashlei Johnson, Craig Wallwork, Alyson Hasson, Aiden Merchant, Jack Harding, Kay Hanifen, Spencer Hamilton, Simon J. Plant, Nick Kolakowski, and Scott J. Moses.
Each story is short enough to chill and thrill to as you sit back soaking in the sun while things are writhing and waiting just under the surface of the sand at your feet, or between night dives during your scuba diving holiday. Enjoy this read, but beware the hidden hideaway coves where you may believe you are alone.
I’m not sure how the weather where you live has been, but this has been a spectacularly brutal Toronto winter over here. So it’s no surprise that I’ve added a couple beach horror novels to the queue this month.
Just pumping in some virtual vitamin D while imagining myself in a less terrifying but equally tropical climate with a fruity cocktail🍹.
Slice of Paradise is a vacation story collection has a little something for everyone.
Creature features, body horror, revenge, dangerous treasures, messy relationships. Seriously. So, so many messy relationships.
Highlights for me were:
Misery Guts by Craig Wallwork (a nasty little piece of body horror that will make your skin crawl,) Paradise Lost by Sheri White (the last recorded minutes of the lone survivor of a heat induced illness,) and Honeymoon (a couple take a pre-wedding trip to a resort that seems too good to be true.)
Overall there’s lots to like in here. The whole collection is strong, and I only didn’t connect with three stories, which is incredible in a seventeen story collection.
Thank you to darklitpress for an ARC of this title. I’m looking forward to reading Beach Bodies soon.
I received an advance copy of this book. I read it and I think it may have you rethinking that relaxing trip to the beach you have planned. It will send shivers down your spine and thrill you will surprise creepy endings. I enjoyed it and I think you will too. Great little horror short stories. A great read both on and off the beach.
‘A great selection for a spine tingling read. While I'm not usually into monsters I enjoyed the variety from ghouls, leeches, ghosts and local monsters. My favourite has to be 'They Eat People' since it could all too easily happen to backpackers and has a great touch of reality in it. The really short story from the sharks point of view is neat but I'm not saying more about it. Buy it, read it and see which one you like most.
In the interest of truth I'm on the ARC list but I don't do reviews unless they're deserved.’
Slice of Paradise is a collection of seventeen bite-sized tales themed around the beach. This is a perfect holiday read, as you can go through a couple of these by the shore (you probably won't want to go swimming afterwards).
There's something for everyone here, from sharks and gore to disturbing cults and unexplained evil phenomena. I was particularly impressed that so many stories deal with both an outside horror and traumatic interpersonal relationships. Pretty much every aspect of beach horror is covered, and several you won't have thought of before...
Favourites of mine from this collection were:
Night Dive by Drew Starling
Paradise Lost by Sheri White
The Guardian by Philip Fracassi
Misery Guts by Craig Wallwork (this one is disgusting and awesome at the same time!)
Honeymoon by Simon J. Plant
I originally planned to read just one story at a time, but they quickly become addictive and I often went through three or four in one sitting. I found one or two fish that didn't bite for me, but overall this is a masterpiece of collected stories and everyone here should be proud of being part of it! Looking forward to getting to Beach Bodies and the other half of this collection next.
“Oh I do like to be beside the seaside! Oh I do like to be beside the sea!” Yeah, you might be rethinking that once you’ve read this sublime anthology from DarkLit Press - one half of their debut offering. Slice of Paradise pulls together a bunch of stories that want to take your beach body, inflict acts of terrible horror and violence on it, then rip it apart and toss it away. And, wow, is it a fun experience!
The quality in this collection is high - impressively high, in fact - and it just goes to show how much quality there is out there in the wide, wild world of indie horror writing. Any fan of scary and gruesome stuff will find something they enjoy here, but I wanted to take a few words to pick out my favourites…
Three of my highlights were all stories twisted my gut, got under my skin, and made me feel a bit queasy; Phosphorescence by Denver Grenell has put me off the idea of night swimming for life, Paradise Lost by Sheri White was a timely reminder of why I don’t like the heat, while Misery Guts by Craig Wallwork was absolutely vile in the very best way. I also enjoyed the cruelty of Aiden Merchant’s Beach Snakes, and was impressed by how much the micro fiction of Kelly Brocklehurst and Jack Harding (Of Murder and Mermaids, and She Waits respectively) chilled me with so few words.
But, my top pick was They Eat People You Know? by Rowan Hill - a terrific slow-burner with a very cool twist that I kind-of saw coming, only to brush off thinking it too daring, only to then have my little sunburned mind blown when it actually happened. It got pretty nasty towards the end and I was all for it!
It’s worth noting that, because DarkLit received so many high-quality submissions for this call, they doubled-down and put out a *second* collection at the same time as this one. It’s called Beach Bodies and it has been bumped towards the top of my TBR. As for Slice of Paradise? It’s excellent. Ideal for a holiday read, chilling on the sand with the sun in the sky and the waves lapping at your feet? Hell no! Are you insane??
This was a fun anthology to read on a summer vacation. It has everything you would expect from this kind of topic, and more! Flesh-eating sand, flesh-melting heat, killer mermaids, night time dives, drowned kids, horrible rich tourists, and a whole lot of isolated islands (the best kind off islands for a horror).
My favorite stories were:
They Eat People, You Know by Rowan Hill (with Australian wilderness, two women alone on an isolated beach when strangers crash on their peace... this story builds tension and discomfort from beginning to the end).
Misery Guts by Craig Wallwork (I will not say anything about it, only that the title says it all, super fun, super gross)
The Fons Juventutis by Kay Hanifen (a maid in a fancy resorts stumbles on a corpse and starts to unravel a conspiracy... I felt a constant dread reading it)
Honeymoon by Simon J. Plant (two women are enjoying their pre-wedding honeymoon but something is not quite right. This story was written masterfully, and the ending haunts me.)
I went back and forth on what to rate this one and settled on a 3. It was almost a 2 though. Just felt some of the stories were lacking in the horror area. However, when I was trying to decide I kept going back to certain stories and how they lingered with me, so due to that gave it a 3. Some of the stories would have made great books on their own with more details. Others just seemed to end, and it was like, well that was weird haha.
The 17 short stories in Slice of Paradise: A Beach Vacation Anthology edited by Ben Long and Andrew Robert might leave you reconsidering your holiday plans. From carnivorous sand to duplicitous islanders, resorts that turn runned down in a blink to an unforgettable stint in a hotel bathroom, each author offers their unique take on the theme. This book offers body and cosmic horror, creatures, and psychological explorations. Anthologies always introduce me to new writers, thereby growing my TBR list. And just so you know, as a result of reading this, I’ll not be ziplining any time soon. haha!
I grabbed a copy of this on release day - the subject matter, authors involved, and cover all got my attention straight off. I had such a fun time reading these short horror stories. Despite their similar themes, they were diverse and quite enjoyable. I'm excited to become acquainted with the authors who are new to me, which means my TBR list is going to get bigger. That's not a bad thing. For my full spoiler free review complete with Top 7 stories list, click the link included.