"... not exactly a place where tourists will be"
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spoilers/Review for Beach Bodies
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The Flesh of the Golden Dune Hotel (Fox Claret Hill) --> The narrator and their husband are on honeymoon together, a welcome break after life has been a bit too much lately. Levi and Tom find themselves at the Golden Dune Hotel. But what awaits inside?... I like this one. There is good transgender representation in this one which is always welcome. The story itself is good. A sinister hotel, and the mystery as to what's up with the staff is really well done. The fact they all look alike and there was no obvious reason drove the story nicely. The way it evolves and the feelings of loss and relationships, and of course some truly brilliant horror towards the end. If you like body horror, then you'll love this one. I enjoyed it a lot and look forward to more from Hill. I wish we had a tiny bit more and it was a bit slower in the end, but on the whole it's a great starter to this collection. 4.5/5
Aloha From Hell (Damien Casey) --> AFH opens with Hank watching a group play volleyball with a severed head. It all began when he won a free holiday to Loko Ah. His wife Gwen wants to have a good time, but Hank is reluctant to enjoy... This definitely has a lot of the hallmarks of Damien's works. It is a bit off beat but that's part of the charm. The Coke/Pepsi line is a cool way to show where they are. There's a lot of oddness but it's just so much fun. The Gwen/Hank dynamic is a lot of fun. There's a good twist at the end and it's so charming. My only thing was I wish we had a bit more time with this story and explanation as to how/why Gwen can pop over to Hell and see Hank. 4.5/5
The Dive (Kelly Brocklehurst) --> Sabrina is out on a boat ready for a scuba diving adventure, missing her partner Candace. Out in the Caribbean sea, something waits in the waters... There was nice asexual and bisexual representation in this. The story is fast paced in nature but well done I think. The dive being cut short makes for a good tense element and makes you wonder just what is going on. The sea creatures being flung onto the boat, savaged, really adds to the tension of the tale. It's got a good creature feature element to it and makes for a very enjoyable tale. There is a lot going on but Kelly manages to pull it off so well and makes for a fun story. Part of me hoped for a different ending but it was yet another great tale. 4.5/5
SOUCOUYANT SHORE (Ronaldo Katwaroo) --> The narrator has met a pretty woman whilst staying at a resort, but is there more that meets the eye?... I like this one. It did something a bit different and introduced something new to me. "Soucouyant"'s aren't something I had ever encountered prior to the story, and they seem so fascinating. The story is well written, keeps your attention. I wish it was longer and we had more to the story but I did enjoy it. 4.25/5
ÎLE AUX FORBANS (Julie Sevens) --> Liam, Fisher and their guide Andry are in Madagascar where Liam and Fisher learn of an island, said to have been a pirate stronghold once upon a time. Andry warns the pair off but decides to venture into the pirate cemetery, unaware of what awaits... The piracy element to this one was fun and I liked the real history which is involved in this story. It's a good story and I enjoyed it. Well written, intriguing, but I can't help but feel we could have had more to it. Feels like it could have been a bit slower paced and a tiny bit more added to it. Still good. 4/5
The Shell (Bret Laurie) --> The narrator finds a strange shell on the beach... It's hard to explain this one without absolutely ruining it. It's an interesting story to be sure, but I'm not 100% sure I get the end. Still good. 4/5
Island Nightmare (Nat Whitson) --> Opening with a distraught Eva on a beach, we flashback to Shauna and Eva, the newlyweds on honeymoon on the Island of Riveria Maya. But what secrets does the island hide?... The cold opening works very well I thought. Gives a sense of this won't be a happy tale. The approach to the island and how it differs from the guide builds intrigue. Plenty of mystery drives this one along very nicely and makes for a great story I think. But again, I was hungry for more. Conceptually it works well, very well, but I feel a tiny bit more was needed. 4.25/5
A Walk On The Beach (John Durgin) --> One evening, young Jack is strolling along the beach, avoiding his parents, when he comes across a cave but danger waits... A good fun story. Takes a pretty dark turn and definitely catches you off guard I think. I feel having a young character at the font and centre of this one works in its favour, given where it goes. I don't want to say too much but it is a very dark, fast-paced, gripping tale to be sure! 4.5/5
Babe (Wendy Dalrymple) --> Newly weds Layla and Danny are honeymooning in the Gulf of Mexico, but after a swim, Danny's ear starts to ache... A nice story again. It is quite quick paced and works well. It's nice, fun, and quicky paced. My only thing was I wish we had more to this, and there was more exploration / explanation as to what was up. Still good. 4.25/5
Nightmarchers (Chelsea Paravel) --> The narrator is getting married in Maui to their beloved Zoey in a beachside ceremony. They are warned not to spend too long on the beach as the Nightmarchers are said to be lying in wait... Another good fun story which gets progressively darker. I enjoyed it and the myth of the Nightmarchers was a cool element I felt. There is a degree of uncertainty to the plot which is really fun and you get a real sense of the paranoia and panicking. I'm not sure I get the ending, and felt more was needed. But again, another good one. 4.25/5
Sanguine Sunrise (Grace R. Reynolds) - He watches the waves crash over each other with her... I can't explain this without spoilers but it's a good 100 worder with a good and clever plot twist. 4/5
The Scorching (Leeroy Cross James) --> Sam (great first name) Curtis is on the road to a secret beach with his friends Vanessa, Scooter, Jarrod and Amanda. But what awaits on the beach?... It does have those classic slasher vibes to it initially which I liked. The mystery of the petrol station and that encounter builds intrigue around the story. It is a good fun paced story and pays homage to the classic slashers, with some brutal deaths! It's shocking, horrific, but really well done! 4.5/5
Memory Shots (Danielle Ramaekers) --> Ama is on holiday, and on the beach with her new friend Tom, and his Polaroid camera. He wants to take some photos, and she agrees. But what awaits them on a moonlit night?... Another good, fun, fast story. I liked the story, and I got memories of an old Goosebumps book coming back to the forefront of my mind. There's a bit of a twist to this one I think, and I'm not sure I totally get it, but I still liked this one. 4/5
Greetings From Trammel Beach (Scott Cole) --> Andrew, his partner Shannon, and kids Conor and Kayleigh, are on holiday on the island of Bellavista on a family holiday. The beach itself is nice, but soon after the family finds odd things happening... have some odd experiences... A nice slow burner again which plays on the family dynamic in a clever way, with everyone experiencing something different. I like how the story does have enough from everyone and plays out like that. It builds, and builds, and builds with twists, grotesque imagery, and a very unexpected turn. There's one thing I think we could have done with more towards the end to push this into a 5 star. But its another fun story! 4.5/5
The Price of Paradise (Jena Brown) --> The narrator, Cassie, Steve, Rex and Steph are on an island, travelling through the jungle to a secluded beach. When they get there, at first glance it looks like a lovely place. But dark secrets wait below the surface... The start is a bit odd, as I was wondering where the beach was, and then it came. It is a nice story and I enjoy the twists it takes, and the bold moves. It does feel like a Clive Barker inspired tale especially towards the end. 4.5/5
The Cedar Haven Sun Werewolf (N.A. Battaglia) --> Sam (great name) is a journalist at Cedar Haven Sun Press, who's been sent to Cedar Cove to investigate the mysterious deaths of two people. They were ripped to shreds on a beach, but by what? And what is going on in Cedar Cove? ... What I appreciate about this one is that the opening is different and it does feel fresh, and original. The journalist angle does work well and makes for a good story. The murder on the beach, and that detail also is a nice touch I feel. Really adds to the dark imagery of the story. The move that comes part way through really caught me off guard. I didn't put two and two together really. The twist is complicated for me. On the one hand, I do like it and it serves as a nice plot device, but on the other, part of me hoped it would go a different way. It's still a fun story and I liked it. 4.5/5
The Honeymoon (Max Christmas) --> After a guest approaches them at their wedding, Tom and Rochelle find themselves on an idyllic island holiday. But life takes a dark turn... A good closing story. I genuinely thought it was going to go down a "Rosemary's Baby" route, because the theme of pregnancy was mentioned a lot initially. Again, like some of the previous stories, it starts slow, builds the mystery and keeps you interested. At times, it did feel a bit rigid, but it was still good. I don't know about this one in some regards. Yes, I did enjoy it, but also I felt more was needed? More explanation and bits. Still. Good. 4/5
Overall 4.25/5 for me. A lot of solid and talented story tellers in this one. Some old friends, some new faces, but all in all good stuff.Beach Bodies is available now, and there is an audio book too! Check it out too!