“I ran from one brightly burning disaster to the next, pal. That’s the way I was. Possibly you won’t like to think of your mother as one who lived, but I’ll tell you something: it’s fun to run from one brightly burning disaster to the next.”
This is a comic novel about disasters and despair, a raised middle finger to existential angst, a character study of a remarkable woman that refuses to go quietly into the Big Nothing.
“They broke the mold with that one.” exclaim the people who meet Frances Price, even as she is insulting them in French. Frances is a literal firebrand* on the New York social scene, infamous for an incident involving a dead husband and a ski vacation.
* burning her parent’s house at the age of ten or so was her first act of emancipation that set the tongues of society ladies wagging.
The elderly Frances, accompanied by her obese, introverted son Malcolm, is still invited to some of the best mansions in the city, mostly for the scandal value of her presence and for her loose tongue, but lately she doesn’t seem to be enjoying the role of agent provocateur.
Frances’s concern was existential; she lately found herself mired in an eerie feeling, as one standing with her back to the ocean.
When the vast fortune left behind by her parents and by her husband Franklin, dead of a heart attack in their bedroom, is finally spirited away by Frances’ extravagant spending, mother and son are forced to sell everything not nailed down in their New York apartment and flee. Fond memories of past visits and the offer of free accommodation in an apartment owned by her friend Joan inspire Frances to buy two transatlantic tickets of a ship to France. But how long would their nest egg last there? What exactly is Frances planning for the future? How is Malcolm, who is completely dominated by the personality of his mother, deal with the change and with the facts of life? And what will happen with their old cat Small Frank, who Frances believes hosts the reincarnated spirit of her dead husband?
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Patrick deWitt is an acquired taste. He doesn’t make it easy for the reader who needs to pay attention to details and to gloss over the often absurd, illogical plot twists in the stories. It also helps if the same reader enjoys gallows humour and word play.
Witness for example a parlour game a game called Dictionary, whereby a player assigns an incorrect definition to an unknown word in hopes of fooling other players. (the secateur was the saboteur’s assistant; costalgia was a shared reminiscence, remotion was a lateral promotion; polonaise was an outmoded British condiment fabricated from a horse’s marrow; a puncheon was a contentious luncheon; a syrt was a Syrian breath mint; and so on ...)
The patient reader is ultimately rewarded with a clever story that has more depth, more reach than the shocking, provocative surface details would suggest at first glance.
Getting old is not a pleasant experience as Life has a habit of dealing some hard punches even in the faces of the beautiful and the moneyed. Some, like Malcolm, turn themselves inward like hedgehogs, hoping that misfortune will pass them by or that somebody else will always be there to take care of the problems.
He described himself as an avid swimmer but Susan found he did not swim so much as float; he did not wish to exercise, but to experience submersion and wetness.
Others, like Frances, fight back tooth and nail to remain true to their own vision of what life should be about. Yet, the same Frances doesn’t make it very easy for the reader to cast a sympathetic eye at her depression. Her asperity and her profligate spending are deliberate, calculated to deliver stinging insults and to flaunt the money she inherited.
“I don’t think that there’s anything so comforting as quite a lot of money, don’t you agree with me?”
“I wouldn’t know.”
“Try it sometime and tell me if it isn’t just the thing to chase your blues away.”
It’s not easy to look behind this formidable facade Frances puts on each morning as she prepares to greet a hostile world. Her true confessions come in rare conversations with Malcolm and with people she meets by chance in Paris : the scatter-brained Mme Reynaud, a gipsy fortune-teller on the transatlantic ship, a homeless immigrant on a bench in a park, her friend Joan, her son’s fiancee Susan, a freelance private detective.
Now, so many years later, Joan was the only one Frances could be herself with, though this isn’t accurately stated since it wasn’t as if Frances suddenly unleashed her hidden being once Joan arrived. Let it be said instead that she did, in Joan’s company, become a person she was only with Joan – a person she liked becoming. Joan had many friends, but beyond Malcolm, Frances had only Joan.
I suspect, even if it’s not clearly stated in the book, that Frances doesn’t like the kind of person she has become, and that she secretly blames the money she inherited and the social circle she has been a member of all her life for her current predicament.
Her French Exit is maybe the path she needs to follow if she wants to remain true to the young girl who became a friend to Joan, if she wants to help Malcolm become self-reliant, if she wants to acknowledge the new people she met in Paris.
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I have saved three possible endings for my review and I am still undecided which one is a better fit. Patrick deWitt, as I mentioned before, doesn’t make it easier for the reader. Real life is not as clear cut and logical as fiction, and my take on the meaning of the title and on the personality of the lead character are just personal impressions left behind after I turned the last page.
“What’s the opposite of a miracle?” asks Frances after she witnesses an incident with a bird and an immigrant in the park. My take on this is that you should not spend your life waiting and hoping for some stroke of good luck. You should accept the bad things and make the best of what you have : your intelligence, your health, the people who are important to you. Mme Reynard, for all her clinging, needy and vulgar personality says it even better :
“I believe friendship is a greater force for good than any religion ever was, don’t you agree?”
And finally, with the risk of including some spoilers in my review, we all need to make our peace with past, and face the facts of life:
‘But are not all Facts Dreams
as soon as we put them behind us – ‘
[Emily Dickinson]