For a limited time, grab this collection of three standalone, raunchy, slow-burn romantic comedies featuring quirky, nerdy heroines and panty-melting heroes, along with their assortment of lovable, mischievous pets, and buckle in for a laugh-out-loud, feel-good ride.
Hard Code
My new assignment at work: test out toys. Yup, that kind. But when the testing goes south, and I mean that literally, I’m forced to recruit the help of my new boss, the infamously reclusive and devastatingly sexy Vlad Chortsky, a.k.a. the Impaler. Testing toys with your scorching hot boss is still professional... right?
Hard Ware
Two dogs, both alike in adorableness, in New York City, where we lay our scene… Okay, maybe that’s a tad dramatic, but who knew a puppy meet-cute could go so horribly wrong? One moment, we're strolling through Central Park, and the next, a mysterious, mouthwateringly hot stranger is demanding I get my Chihuahua tested for STDs. Since he turns out to be the key to getting my newest business venture funded, I guess I’ll do it. It has nothing to do with wanting to see him again. And again. And maybe one more time...
Hard Byte
In the cerulean, fantasy-inducing eyes of my new Russian boss, Alex Chortsky (a.k.a. the Devil), “project integration” means turning my life’s work into a high-tech "toy." Uh-huh, that kind. When committing corporate sabotage to save my project doesn’t go as planned, my job is on the line, and the only way out is to make a deal with the Devil himself. One fake date in exchange for his help on my project—what could possibly go wrong?
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These were such fun, smexy reads with so much humor I found my cheeks sore from smiling so hard. All of these characters were developed to be unique, quirky and/or geeky. They’re not your typical hero or heroine. Each of the books were engaging and had a storyline that kept me turning the pages as fast as I could. With secondary characters I loved and some addition of pets that added to my overall enjoyment, I found every book in this bundle to be a perfect feel good read!
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I love this trio of laugh out loud, romantic comedy stories! Hard Code I was curious about this story, because I love this author's other books so much, and took a chance on this genre with her. And I am SO glad I did. This book was steamy, the storyline was fabulous, and I have not laughed so hard in a long time reading a book. There was sarcastic wit, interesting and well developed characters, but most of the scenes were very, very hot and adventurous. I highly recommend this read! Hard Ware This story had me laughing so hard I was crying! It was light and fluffy, but serious and sexy! Bella, who we met in Hard Code, is a creator of sex toys. One day, walking her dog in a park, she meets a very handsome stranger, but not in a nice way! And it is so hilarious! Dragomir is a business man and they happen to meet again, for reasons that would spoil the book and I will not reveal, and it just gets funnier, sexier, and so spectacularly outrageous. Absolutely loved this story! Hard Byte Oh my, I love these stories by Misha Bell. The characters are always interesting, sometimes quirky, definitely funny. I love a book that I can laugh out loud reading, but still enjoy the story immensely. That wax scene though was spectacular, loved the snark and the references the characters makes. My family eyed me strangely during that chapter. I highly recommend reading this series from the beginning, you will not be disappointed.
These three books were similar and followed a family working in the tech business. The only reason I didn't rate it higher is because the characters were all irritating AF. I did have a few laughs, but I wanted to like them more than I did.
A deliciously fun class comedy at its best. Absolutely Brilliant!
This fabulous collection is Sexy, Fun, Entertaining, and Romantic. Each book in this standalone series is brilliantly and masterfully crafterd by Anna Zaires and Dima Zales writing as Misha Bell.
Each book captivated me right from the start, finding myself hooked all the way to the very end and laughing out loud most of the time. There’s something unique on each book in this fabulous series that makes them a fascinating read that is hard to put down. You'll find everything you hope to get from a phenomenal rom-com on this bundle.
Hard Stuff is the boxset you didn't know you needed. Hard Code, Hard Ware and Hard Byte are three ridiculously funny rom coms full of drama, steam and quirky lovable characters that will give you all the feels and have you laughing out loud!
Hard Code Fanny has a new assignment at work: test out toys, of an intimate kind! She's supposed to test the app that controls the toys, but when the showgirl who would use the hardware becomes unavailable, she's forced to test both the software and the hardware, with the help of her reclusive and incredibly hot Russian boss, Vlad! As they face hardware failures, ruthless hackers and indiscreet relatives, they realize they share a connection that they've never experienced before. Hilarious and invigorating, Hard Code is the perfect read, that will leave you with a huge smile on your face! During some scenes I laughed so hard, that I had tears in my eyes! But this is also an adventurous couple exploring special software, so their experimentation is scorching and passionate! Fanny is witty and vivacious and Vlad a man of few words, who lets his actions speak for him. Entertaining and spicy, Hard Code is exactly what we need! Hard Ware Bella and Dragomir meet under unusual and, one could say, romantic circumstances, at least when it comes to their dogs! Her chihuahua expresses his intense feelings towards Dragomir's bear-like dog, and the rest is history. For the dogs, it's love at first site, but Dragomir is not amused. Bella is a confident and passionate toy designer (of the adult fun kind), in need of funding for her company! She is mesmerized by the mysterious and scorching hot Dragomir and, to her chagrin, he is the one her company's future depends on! She knows it's unprofessional to mix business with pleasure, but Dragomir is irresistible and their dogs are apparently fated mates. Who is she to question fate? Hard Ware is a hilarious novel featuring a dedicated entrepreneur who is not shy to test her products in public, her imperious chihuahua determined to find love, a secretive venture capitalist and his romantically inclined dog! It's a combination that will leave you unable to stop laughing! Hard Byte Holly loves order in her life and has little experience with men and relationships. She has dedicated herself to developing a VR project for children, but the new management has other plans for her work, and wants to use it for a more spicy type of entertainment. When she is caught red-handed trying to sabotage Alex, her new and fascinating Russian boss, her only chance to save her project is to make a deal with him! But pretending to be his girlfriend for one night is not a big deal, right? Hard Byte is a brilliant and exhilarating romantic comedy! Holly is hilarious and impulsive, Alex seductive and resourceful! Together they are a perfect match and their antics and the mischief they get into will make you laugh out loud!
Hard Stuff (A Collection) Hard Stuff 1-3 By: Misha Bell, Anna Zaires, Dima Zales Narrated by: Ava Erickson, Sebastian York - epilogue, Teddy Hamilton - epilogue, Aiden Snow - epilogue
Looking for a romantic, hysterical escape? Look no further. You have found it here with Misha Bell's Hard Stuff Collection. These office romances introduce us a group of ambitious, quirky characters that will have you in stitches.
Harde Code: Fanny's new project is testing toys. Not your typical toys, but erotic toys. With an app. Remotely. And this project is extremely important to her boss, the Russian "Impaler", Vlad. He has a special interest in the results, and he finds himself immersed in the project from the first bug! Now getting to know each other, both testing and guinea pig playdates, we have funny circumstances, incredible sensual scenes and a group of characters that will have you laughing.
Hard Ware: Bella is quite the woman. Smart, beautiful and ambitious, she is looking for her next investor for an idea she has. Little did she think her dog would find him! Dragomir is hiding from his past. Not looking for a relationship, the connection between his dog and Bella's has him spending time with the beautiful Bella. With wealth like his, he could be the next potential investor. But when he finds out what she does for a living, will he still be interested?
Hard Byte: We meet Holly, an obsessive, quirky woman designing virtual reality animals for children. When her company is taken over by the "Russian Devil", Alex, she finds the direction of the company moving opposite what she is interested in. VR for adults, not something she wants to venture into, but secretly samples. She is super organized, loves all things prime numbers and can't understand her attraction to her new, scruffy boss. When he asks her to pretend to be his girlfriend for the night, things take a turn. Will Alex be the one who loves all of her idiosyncrasies?
Ava Erickson has such great comedic timing, and she was a perfect fit for this narration. Between her array of voices, and incredible accents, she made the listen fly by! Epilogues by Sebastian York, Aiden Snow and Teddy Hamilton are just a treat! This is a fantastic story and performance.
Hard Stuff is a fabulous box set of light hearted fun which has you laughing so much but also charms you.
Hard Code Not what you usually expect from this author, but it does not disappoint. Light hearted and refreshing rom com which has an awkward, ex-boyfriend bashed heroine named Fanny Pack of all things. The name alone gives you an idea of the comedy but also the genius of writing this story. Enter right Mr McDreamy Vlad 'the Impaler ' and the instruction to test drive some virtual sex toys then you can imagine that this is going to be an interesting ride. Add in to the mix two guinea pigs , an hilarious scene with the squirrel sex toy and you have a real page turner that brings you joy in these troubling times. A nerdy,sexy,comedic romance which is well worth a read.
Hard Ware I just loves this book. It has everything. A hero, a heroine, dogs, steamy and laughs. Looking through the eyes of a quirky superstitious Russian girl obsessed with her randy little dog and Disney’s frozen, you can already picture that this will make you not only belly laugh but literally drop your Kegel balls whilst doing it (read the park scene). A light hearted but steamy trip that leaves you contented and happy. What more could you ask for. Just don’t release the Kraken.
Hard Byte Prepare to laugh out loud and not take the smile off your face with this standalone which also features the Chortsky family. The name Holly Hymen had me smirking from the start and the book does not disappoint. Full of lust,sexual tension and a smattering of frustration and a hot demonic male what more could you ask for. Add in Russian tradition, a koala dog and virtual reality in a number of guises and a whole lot of romance you have a great and entertaining book. A fast pace read which brightens your day.
This boxed set includes the three full novels in the Hard Stuff series. I like Misha Bell writing! The characters are amazing, and the stories are steamy and hilarious. Ava Erickson did an excellent job with the narration. The epilogues are narrated by three excellent narrators: Sebastian York (#1), Teddy Hamilton (#2), and Aiden Snow (#3). If you like Steamy Romantic Comedy, this series is definitely for you! I HIGHLY recommend it!
Hard Code: This story is hilarious!! I loved Fanny and Vlad's romance. Fanny is sassy, and funny. Vlad is a handsome and sexy Russian Boss. This Romantic Comedy has it all: great characters, strong and sizzling chemistry, fun storyline, and the perfect happy ending! There is a lot going on in this story!
Hard Ware: OMG! Bella and Dragomir's slow burn romance is HILARIOUS, and steamy!! Bella, the creator of the Belka sex toy company, is feisty, smart, and extroverted. Dragomir is handsome, enigmatic, and intriguing. They are opposites attract, and they are so perfect together. Even their dogs, Boner and Winnie, are opposites attract. They are a great addition to the story! I liked the story, the pace, the crazy families, the superstitions, the Russian traditions, and the twists. The supporting characters are great, and intriguing.
Hard Byte: Holly and Alex's slow burn romance is hilarious, entertaining, and steamy!! They are so perfectly perfect together!
A set of 3 connected stories, this “romance” creates its own subset genre. Not sure what part of the stories generates most laughter. Between the incredible canines to the parents, Boris and Natasha, to the sibling match-making, the stories spin connecting coding, software, programming, testing, prototyping, to production.
Each of the pairs of couples form connections through their jobs and skill sets. And just as in many stem based romances, the characters are often defined by their unusual behaviors or personalities. What each of these romances emphasizes is that the romances thrive because of those unusual characteristics.
Lo he abandonado después de leer 100 páginas del primer libro. No creo que sea un mal libro sino que no es para mí, la trama si que es divertida pero los personajes no me están encantando y no me importa prácticamente nada la relación romántica entre ellos. Podría seguir leyendo (porque se lee fácil) y estoy convencida de que acabaría siendo un 2,5, así que prefiero dejarlo aquí. No me importaría probar con otra saga de la autora a ver si hay más suerte.
These books are AWFUL!! I can't for the life of me fathom why most reviews are positive. The 1st book is stupid, not funny, not sexy, not in anyway quirky or rom- com esk and it just gets worse in each preceding book. Please, please don't waste your time.
The books included in this box set were all very similar. I’m still not sure if that works for or against it. I think all of the MCs were likable and each story had its own little twist (I think the first story was my personal favorite). Steamy scale 3.5 (Audible)
Hard Code Box Set has quirky characters with sizzling chemistry, hilarious storylines, and is a madcap must read that’s packed with sex toys, superstitions, and so much more!
Hard Code by Misha Bell, Hard Stuff series book 1. Audiobook review. Narrator Ava Erickson read everything except the epilogue. Story: single POV (FMC); epilogue: single POV (MMC). This is a HILARIOUS workplace, age gap romance. I caught myself laughing out loud multiple times. I love that Misha Bell is a husband (Dima Zales) and wife (Anna Zaires) author collaboration. Anna Zaires is one of my favorite authors, and I love finding new work by her.
Fanny Pack (24) works for Binary Birch, owned by Vladimir Chortsky (32; aka Vlad). Fanny is tasked with testing an app for a sex toy company. When her volunteers fall through, Fanny decides to implement a do-it-yourself plan, which ultimately leads to her engagement to Vladimir. Adding to this quick read were cute side characters: Monkey (Fanny's guinea pig) and Oracle (Vlad's guinea pig). I loved it, 3 stars, and I definitely recommend it. JP
Hard Ware by Misha Bell, Hard Stuff series book 2. Audiobook review. Narrator Ava Erickson read everything except the epilogue. She read in an average American accent for the majority of the book but adopted French and Russian accents.
Bella Chortsky (26) dog owner: Bonaparte (aka Boner; breed: chihuahua); weird turtleneck fetish; one of three children; owns a sex toy company; MIT graduate; ventriloquist
Dragomir Lamian (aka Prince Dragomir Cezaroff) dog owner: Winnifred (aka Winnie; breed: Misha); one of 10 children, all male; venture capitalist; prince
2.5 out of 5 on my spice scale.
1st listen 11-23-23 (Hard Stuff audiobook) ==
Alex and Holly
Hard Byte by Misha Bell, Hard Stuff series book 3. Audiobook review. Narrator Ava Erickson read everything except the epilogue. She mispronounced Beelzebub a few times.
Holly Hyman has OCD prime number obsession, her identical twin is a germaphobe, and has sextuplet sisters; American, repetitive British phrases (bugger 53 times)
Alex Chortsky has a dog named Beelzebub; Russian
2 out of 5 on my spice scale.
1st listen 11-23-23 (Hard Stuff audiobook)
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This is the perfect way to grab all these wonderful reads with one single click. I really enjoyed these books. Filled with zany, over-the-top humor, delightful feels and lots of emotion, these romance brighten your day and have your face hurting from all the laughter. This is my frank, freely posted review.