Munging

by Simon McHardy, Sean Hawker

A morgue worker has big dreams of one day leaving his dead-end job and living it up sipping rum on a faraway, sandy beach. Along with his boss, the two have been making a pretty good name for themselves posting necrophiliac videos on the dark web. While things have been going well and money has been flowing in, they still need something to really push them over the top and into legendary status and wealth.

It turns out that tonight, that very something was just wheeled in through the door.

Video camera . . . CHECK!
Ladder . . . CHECK!
Well-hung stud who’ll do anything for money . . . CHECK!
Filthy bloated female corpse . . . CHECK!

What could possibly go wrong? The resulting mayhem is bound to leave a bad taste in the mouth of everyone involved. Especially yours.

Genres: Horror

ebook

Published February 13, 2022

About the author

Simon McHardy is the author of the infamous MOTHER MAGGOT. He lives a reclusive life in Tasmania Australia. Due to the extreme nature of his books, most are exclusive to Godless.com.

Reviews

[Janie · Rating 5 out of 5]

It was too short. That's what she said!

[MadameD · Rating 5 out of 5]

Simon McHardy and Sean Hawker are back full force!!
I missed that feeling of nausea I have reading their stories.
I really didn’t think it was possible for them to gross me out that much again. But I was wrong.
While reading I wanted to close my eyes, and I smelled decomposition, rotten things around me. Of course it was in my head.
Simon McHardy and Sean Hawker stories can do that to you.
Munging is a well written, depraved, disgusting and vile, short funny story.
If you like your stories very dark, nauseating and hilarious, like I do. Read Munging!!
🤮🤣🤮🤣🤮

[River Dixon · Rating 5 out of 5]

Coming Feb 13, 2022

[Corrina Morse · Rating 5 out of 5]

These two just keep getting worse/better and worse/better with every story they write!!
This was hilarious, and completely and utterly vom-inducing!! 🤢
I am so going to hell for "enjoying" this completely vile, jam-packed with nastiness, brilliant, brutal tale!!
It will take a while for me to 'digest' this one....in my shower.....with scalding hot running bleach!!!!

[Renée · Rating 4 out of 5]

Eeew lol. Wish it was longer. More please!

[Hail Hydra! ~Dave Anderson~ · Rating 4 out of 5]

I sneeze out a strand of black slime. Behind me, I hear the rhythmic slap of the eel on the tiled floor.

[Henk Wester · Rating 5 out of 5]

Gross and hilarious short read, as is the signature style of Simon Mchardy and Sean Hawker.

[Rachael · Rating 5 out of 5]

Cannonball!!! I have been patiently waiting for some new McHardy and here it is!!

What a little gem this one was! My only complaint is that it wasn't long enough! I want more!

Happy Reading and Splatter On.....

[Matthew Vaughn · Rating 4 out of 5]

This was an interesting read while eating my breakfast today. Gross and funny, exactly what you'd expect from two heavy hitters like Simon McHardy and and Sean Hawker.

[Negan88 · Rating 5 out of 5]

Disgusting as Hell!

When I thought McHardy & Hawker couldn’t get any more depraved and nasty here comes Munging. This shortie of a story is absolutely revolting, nauseating, and will leave you with an imagined bad taste in your mouth! If you are easily grossed out this is not for you, but for those of you who are depraved like myself it is a must read!

[Ami Beyer · Rating 5 out of 5]

This is the first time I've contemplated NOT putting this into Goodreads! 🤣🤣🤣🤣. This was brutal! I'm speechless. If you are looking for something vile twisted and short with a twist at the end, this is it. I will not be blamed for your queasiness. 😳🤮

[John The Crippledgimp · Rating 5 out of 5]

Ya know how you hear about guys saying oh I'd suck a fart outta that chicks asshole.. I think Simon McHardy and Sean Hawker were like oh yeah hold my beer 😆😆😆😆 fucking 😝😝😝 but you get 10 stars for grossing the fuck outta people😆😆😆😆 you guys rule and never disappoint. Bring on the next one

[Ryder Kinlay · Rating 5 out of 5]

This was revolting, gross, it read like a boy trying to make his mama puke. I was going to give it one star but then I realised I was just being a c*nt.

[Kevin Sweeney · Rating 5 out of 5]

I first became aware of the special usage of the word "mung" in a rather delightful zombie story by David J. Schow, though the context was that the writer-protagonist was disgusted with the content of what he had written and described it as "anal mung." Well, this latest tale from the depraved duo most certainly can't be similarly described, being as ever an entertaining little jaunt into the depths of depravity where they do their best work.

But as for the matter of that dedication... Let's just say I shall be returning the favour forthwith...

[Lindsay Crook · Rating 5 out of 5]

Those filthy dirty sods. Hawker and Mchardy know how to gross you out. I mean make you physically feel like you might lose your pot noddle. There's definitely something wrong with me because I absolutely loved it.

[Scott · Rating 5 out of 5]

During my more innocent, yet morbidly curious years, there were several things I found myself somewhat sorry for searching out: "Goatse," "Lemon Party," "Tubgirl" and "Blue Waffles" come to immediate mind. Fast forward to countless hours memorizing Urban Dictionary entries later, I can begrudgingly thank Messers Hawker and McHardy for adding “Munging” to the file of f’d up crap to casually try to shoehorn into conversation with very unamused friends and family. That these two managed to weave this beyond unbelievable extra curricular into a quick and filthy tale starring a depraved duo of dudes who should be barred from being around bodies--living and dead--is the proverbial icing on this anally expunged cupcake. Without spoiling these naughty boys’ fun, this way-too-short of a short will not only have you wondering what the hell is wrong with these two, but why you can’t stop feeling like you’ve swallowed a throatful of grosses that no amount of gagging and gargling is able to get out.

[Tim Eagle · Rating 5 out of 5]

I thought, as I sipped on a beer and ate some chocolate, that I really don't need, this was going to be a horror story, I was surprised. The story was HORROR! This was an incredible tale of disgust, filth, and an act I've never heard of, with a twist at the end, sort of like the vanilla chocolate twist cone you get at the local Sweets 'N Treats. The author duo, Hawker and McHardy takes on yet another story together, and have blended a reality that readers are somewhat familiar with in a world of organized disorder as a duo in the morgue show us how capitalism works from the perspective of the dark web, giving the reader a shock of a lifetime. Great read. I highly recommend.

[Rachel M · Rating 5 out of 5]

Just when you think these 2 authors cannot get any worse along comes munging! 😂😂😂 I did happily tell my friends about this book because there was an incident years ago with spell check so we all knew what munging was after a google search and its been an ongoing joke since. I may not mention it any further after reading the book! 🤮😂

[Slim Jones · Rating 5 out of 5]

So I guess the poop thing isn't a thing anymore. This tops the cake for me. LOL

This book was so horrid, So funny and so disgusting.

2 of the best, together at their game.

I can just see them sitting on the beach together collaborating sipping coconut rum going... so an eel here ya think?

LMFAO!!!

You all rock! Keep it up.

[Michael · Rating 5 out of 5]

Well that was fucking disgusting. Now onto the next McHardy & Hawker short.

[Mark M J Green · Rating 5 out of 5]

Two mortuary attendants have been making money on the side by filming their necrophilia exploits and posting them on the dark web. One day, a particularly large and bloated corpse is wheeled in, and the pair embark upon their magnum opus, which will bring them enough cash to send them into early retirement. Or, at least to a morgue where the corpses are more attractive.

And that's all I can say without spoiling anything. Munging is a short story, but it packs in enough bodily fluids and hilarious descriptors to more than make up for its page count. Like a midget smuggling drugs, it's not the size but how much you can pack inside that counts.

Munging is fetid fun, and as usual, when it comes to flipping off the pc-brigade and mixing the grotesque with guffaws, you can't go wrong with Simon McHardy & Sean Hawker.

In the style of a certain retailer, it's not just splatter-punk; it's Mchardy and Hawker splatter-punk.

[Dakota Dawe · Rating 5 out of 5]

Munging is one of those terms you find on urban dictionary and question just how common of an occurrence it is to have an actual name. I could have gone my whole life ignorant of this pass time, but Simon and Sean aren’t that kind to me. Instead I’m sitting here questioning my whole life and what other “wonders” I’ve been missing out on. As hilarious as it is disgusting, I caught myself laughing through my gagging.

Simon, Sean, you two need to do a whole series of urban dictionary fiction. Hit that random word button on the home page and just go with it. This is what the world needs!

[Samantha Hawkins · Rating 5 out of 5]

"Munging" by Simon McHardy and Sean Hawker

What we have here is a morgue story about super freaky fetishes and how absolutely wrong they can go 🤣. If you aren't familiar with what munging is, then here is your trigger warning before you pull up your Google search 😆. This story was so incredibly gross and vile. It wasn't prepared at all for this story or that last line. Can we say mind blown 😳. I can always rely on these two amazing authors to deliver one despicable story. If you're a fan of "Dead Inside", this is the story for you! 5 🌟

[Margaret Hamnett · Rating 5 out of 5]

If it’s possible this might be the grossest story these two have done and that’s saying something. Not just the subject matter but the in-depth description of the atrocities inflicted in this will make even the most hardened gross out fans dry heave.

[Jennifer Matchett · Rating 4 out of 5]

Just fucking disgusting. Left a real bad taste in my mouth. Loved every second of it. Less than 18 pages, yet that’s all they needed to make me question my taste in books. I’d read it again in a heartbeat 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Victoria · Rating 5 out of 5]

McHardy and Hawker have done it again. I wish I hadn’t sat on this book so long and “jumped” in and read it right away. It’s so gross and disgusting, the only way it should be, of course. These two cannot do wrong.

Please check trigger warnings.

[Stefanie Duncan · Rating 5 out of 5]

What can I say? I have a soft spot for Simon McHardy and Sean Hawker. These 2 write the most vile and hilarious stuff ever! Love it!

[wormy ♡ · Rating 5 out of 5]

hahahahaha ew, 5 stars

[Xtina Reads · Rating 5 out of 5]

From one sick fuck to another….these gentleman are absolutely disgusting….AND I LOVE IT. Bravo, you nasties

[Peter Caffrey · Rating 5 out of 5]

Short, sharp, savage and - if I say so myself - a little bit sexy. Munging is the type of uplifting tale which is much needed in our dark times. All too often, writers glamorise physical intimacy, painting pictures few of us will ever enjoy. At least McHardy and Hawker deliver something we can all aspire to. I laughed, I cried, I waited until my wife went shopping and had a happy time. Read it; you’ll be glad you did.

As my Uncle Nigel used to say when we were kids, “Close your eyes, give it a suck, and see what God has sent you.”