“The Adirondack Witch” by Patrick Reuman started out interesting. I immediately liked the main protagonist, Hank, and started to get into all the background info about him, his life, and his struggles right off the bat. Being a New Yorker as well, I also loved the references about the city that never sleeps and the interesting flashbacks as to what makes Hank tick.
Unfortunately, this novel spent more time with Hank and his past than actually trying to scare me. I thought it would be a slow burn of a read with an interesting payoff at the end but it failed to deliver in every way, shape, and form. I got major “The Blair Witch Project” vibes from this but it was nowhere near as scary as that.
To be honest, this should not be classified as a horror novel at all. The cover is amazing and is actually scarier than this entire novel. I’m not even kidding, I was 100 pages in and nothing scary or creepy happened. I was then 200 pages in before anything disturbing or horrific happens.
When you have a novel that takes over 200 pages of reading for anything remotely related to horror to actually happen, that is so misleading. It took way too long for something scary to happen as it started to drag on to the point of sheer boredom. With way too many repeated conversations and useless dialogue, it all felt like fluff just to pad this novel to 256 pages. Even all the other characters introduced lacked depth, substance, and overall purpose.
This was one of the most disappointing reads I’ve ever read as a horror enthusiast. This should be under maybe the psychological thriller genre or some other genre than horror as I feel it’s false advertising. It totally looks like a horror novel with a great cover that screams horror but ends up being flat. If you’re writing a horror novel, the actual horror needs to be front and center. In this novel, it truly felt like an afterthought.
When it comes to the main plot twist, it was so predictable, I literally guessed it back in earlier chapters before it was even revealed. The main plot twist needed to be significantly better if you’re centering a horror novel around an actual witch. This was such a letdown and when it comes to the ending, my goodness, it literally made me make several angry faces as I finally got to the end.
It was an abrupt ending with nothing really explained and felt like an insult to horror readers. It didn’t explain anything at all and just ends with a huge “THE END” in large font to confirm that yeah, that’s it. It’s finally over and you’re left with a boring novel pretending to be in a genre it never should have been put in the first place to begin with.
Even at the end, the author had to leave a note explaining the “why” behind this lame, abrupt ending. That also felt very out of place and if you need to explain it the way this author did to readers, it just takes you completely out of the reading experience.
Needless to say, I give “The Adirondack Witch” by Patrick Reuman a 1/5. It’s not scary enough, drags on like crazy, has too many characters that can confuse things, and is a dull read. It’s not horror at all as again, the scariest part of this novel is its cover. I would not recommend this to anyone that also loves horror as I’d say to stay far away from this one. If you’re looking for something scary to keep you up at night, I guarantee you will not find it here.