If I’m lucky, I can get him to pick up an ax and swing it around before I leave, at least. You know, just to see what those muscles look like when put to use.
Why, dear authors, do you ruin your books with third-act breakups again and again? Okay, fine, sometimes it might be acceptable for dramatic reasons, but this was not one of those times. This was one of the dumbest and most unnecessary third-act breakups I’ve ever witnessed in an otherwise nice book. The misunderstanding in their final conversation is just ridiculous and annoying. The only thing their breakup adds is thirty more pages. I can do without that trick, thank you very much.
Before, it was a cute and funny slow burn romance with lots of banter, good for 4 stars. I mean, it’s Max Monroe, so it was pretty unrealistic and over the top, but I still enjoyed it with all the absurdities like the bull sperm collection scene (see below) or Leah exercising the horses, much to Rhett’s amusement. “I’ve had the pleasure of watching her run around the pasture like a maniac. Jumping jacks, sprints, lunges, squats—you name it, and she’s out there doing it to an audience of about ten confused-as-fuck horses.” I’m usually not a big fan of comedy, but Max Monroe’s comedy works for me.
I also liked both main characters. Given, Leah puts up with an incredible amount of bullshit from the man she’s supposed to be helping and is sometimes pretty naive for a doctor (see above). But she’s also relentless, determined, and very nice, especially to Rhett’s five-year-old daughter. The grumpy cowboy is quite the jackass. He comes across like a mama's boy and not very mature, despite his 36 years of age. Risking his health, and thus his future (and that of his daughter!) is simply idiotic. At the beginning he’s unbearably stubborn and self-righteous, but under Leah’s steady influence he changes and it’s nice to watch. Their love story evolves beautifully and it’s a shame that it’s ruined by this stupid breakup.
Somewhat irritating was the additional POV of Rhett’s father (4 or 5 chapters, I think). The book is written in first person, dual POV, and Tex’ POV adds some additional information. It seemed pointless, though. Everything you learn could have been told in dialogue with Leah and Rhett. It seemed to me—just like the breakup—like a pad out of pages.
Overall: 3,4
Story: 3/5
Emotion: 3/5
Humor: 4/5
Steam: 3/5
Rhett: 3.5/5
Leah: 4/5
“What…and I mean this in the nicest, most non-offensive way possible…but what in the ever-loving hell is going on here?”
There’s a big boy cow, up on his hind legs, his giant horns stretched way out to each side of his head, and a man stands at his side with a tube of some sort in his hand. There’s another big cow or whatever in front of it, just sort of standing there while someone holds its head in a fenced-in area with a lead line. And it’s very apparent the big boy cow is thinking he’s getting some bow chicka wow wow action. Literally.
The guy with the horns is in full-on hump mode, and I don’t really understand how or why. Obviously, I get why he’s in the mood to hump—he has a penis. But why he’s doing it into a large tube held within a man’s hand is a different question entirely.
“Longhorn bull sperm collection.”