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200 pages, Hardcover
First published July 7, 2022
Inside, there was a massive shit that took up the whole [toilet] bowl, like a well-done steak, the water around it stained brown.
The smell was so strong, I threw up in the toilet, right on top of her shit. I flushed it, but the water just rose and spilled onto the floor.
Paolo went down on me in the back row while a matinee of the live action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was playing, and I ate a bag of Minstrels I had stolen from the kiosk. Now and then I stuck one of the Minstrels in my vagina for Paolo to eat out. I came all over the seat, a damp indecipherable puddle warm like used dishwater, and when we left the screen, both our faces were covered in brown, sweet chocolate stains.