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Cupid Is A C♥nt
Cupid.
A dumb dating app that I refused to sign up for. I’ve seen the movies and read the books, but most people don’t find love by swiping through shirtless pictures and photoshopped selfies.
My best friend didn’t feel the same. The diabolical she-devil signed me up for a special Valentine’s Day single night through the app. She answered all the questions for me so that Cupid could shoot their match making arrows through the database to find me a soulmate. Or a hookup. Whatever.
I didn’t have a match though. Nope, that would be too easy. Instead, I had three.
And they just happened to be my bosses.
For some reason, they don’t find this as ridiculous as I do. They want me to spend the weekend with them, convinced the app didn’t completely screw up.
Obviously, they’re insane.
So why did I say yes?
A dumb dating app that I refused to sign up for. I’ve seen the movies and read the books, but most people don’t find love by swiping through shirtless pictures and photoshopped selfies.
My best friend didn’t feel the same. The diabolical she-devil signed me up for a special Valentine’s Day single night through the app. She answered all the questions for me so that Cupid could shoot their match making arrows through the database to find me a soulmate. Or a hookup. Whatever.
I didn’t have a match though. Nope, that would be too easy. Instead, I had three.
And they just happened to be my bosses.
For some reason, they don’t find this as ridiculous as I do. They want me to spend the weekend with them, convinced the app didn’t completely screw up.
Obviously, they’re insane.
So why did I say yes?
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First published February 3, 2022
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February 16, 2022
Lesson Learned: The Smut is a C*nt. 😘
Who would have thought reading a low-quality porn novella could be such a traumatizing experience? 🥵
EW?
COME AGAIN?
I am —
sorry about this but try and keep your eyes fucking closed because the smut in this book is as far from phenomenal as it can get.
Just like everything else, to be perfectly honest.
Those choppy sentences reminded me of wonderful times when I just started learning English and my full capacity amounted to phrases like "he looks at me and smiles. She stands up and leaves the room. I laugh. He cries. The weather is fine today. Air pollution is bad."
I thought published books require more advanced vocabulary, but I might be wrong... 🥲
Also, not the heroine trying so hard to be funny, relatable and qUirKy throughout the book but coming across as a gross human being? Because Val's (h) comeback (I swear I had been holding my breath for the woman's clever comeback that never came 🥲) was stupid and embarrassing as fuck. Do you guys also have the habit of telling your flirtatious male colleagues that their dicks are tiny?? Only Val? Ok, good. ❤️
Ok,cap fucking lady, whatever helps you sleep at night—
I could use less introspection from this woman, maybe? Her blatant objectification of her bosses was gross at best.
If my friend ever talked about my clit, the cobwebs off our friendship would be dusted in a second. 🕸️ The clichéd slutty friend whose only character trait and purpose in fictional life is to get her friend laid? The plot device that never gets old it seems. A+ for originality and fleshed-out characters.
I mean one time was surely not enough. We had to read over and over again about how desperate Val was to suck and ride dicks. 🤚🏻
Me: No, how more embarrassing can this possibly get?
Heroes' POV: hold my beer, bitch. You ain't seen nothing yet.
Yeah, you got that right. 🤣 This novella actually features a reverse harem with sinfully rich thirty-year-old men who can boast a vocabulary of a 13-year-old teenager who has read too many smutty Wattpad stories and has too much free time on their horny hands. 💦🤌🏻
Choppy short sentences and forced one-liners that are supposed to sound funny? Quirky?? Relatable??? That's something you'll find in every POV this novella tries to pull off.
Come again? — this thought has become the invincible leader that consumed all my other thoughts. I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but these guys ain't no comedians even if they aspired to be.🤍💦 The way author sneaked in words like "chuckle", "laugh", "smirk" or "smile" at the most unamusing moments that had me like this:
was almost amusing. Are we absolutely sure these characters are of legal age? 🧐
13-year-old Wattpad authors write smut spicier and more original than that. If that's how the dirty talk is being written these days, I'll officially retire as a reader.
Watching paint dry is hotter than these quys wreaking havoc on her C-L-I-T. 🤣
PHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I —
Please, don't wiggle your eyebrows anywhere in my vicinity, miss Val! The number of times your sucked, squeezed, played, circled and worked on clit (10 times and counting) was mentioned in this book had me wanting to vomit.
❤️TO SUM UP MY THOUGHTS❤️
The constant POV switch was so redundant and unnecessary taking into consideration that none of these characters had a distinct personality. The heroes, as well as the heroine, share one common characteristic: they suck. They suck at humor, smut and voicing complex sentences.
What the dialogues didn't manage to achieve — namely, to kill my last remaining brain (not for the sake of sounding dramatic or anything) — the author's simplistic A2-B1 English dot-com descriptions, which filled in the blanks between the characters' cringeworthy interchanges, surely did.
The whole novella consists of sentences that look like the following complex structures:
— She sighs.
— I stop and face him.
— He looks at me and smirks.
— I nod.
Fucking hell it made all my recent 1-star reads sound like true masterpieces that didn't deserve any slander. 💔
Anyway, do I believe that the fact that this is a novella dedicated entirely to the smut justifies bad writing, lack of normal descriptions and not a single spark of personality present in this book?
No, I don't. Different characters and their POVs still have to be distinguishable, even if it's a novella written for horny girls and women. Let's not set the bar that low...
A reverse harem trope isn't just about the number of cocks. Shocker, I know. It's, in fact, about different men having a sexual relationship with a heroine and, preferably, developing a tiny bond with her while they are at it.
Give fictional men the benefit of the doubt. Apart from a big cock, try to attach a personality to each of them. Fictional men deserve no less. ❤️
The smut and dirty talk far from being creative sounded so forced and clichéd at times, it took even me by surprise.
You know you're in deepshit trouble when even the smut is devoid of authenticity.
Usually, any author (even not a very apt one) comes up with at least a couple of relevant one-liners that look original, fresh, spicy or memorable.
Not this time. Maybe next time. 💖
Who would have thought reading a low-quality porn novella could be such a traumatizing experience? 🥵
He looks at me and smirks. “Sorry about this but try and keep your eyes on her tits. They are phenomenal.”
EW?
COME AGAIN?
I am —
sorry about this but try and keep your eyes fucking closed because the smut in this book is as far from phenomenal as it can get.
Just like everything else, to be perfectly honest.
I stop and face him. I smile and he thinks his line landed. No way, buddy.
“Oh, Chad. If I wanted to have a mediocre Valentine’s weekend by having to ride a tiny dick then hiding in the bathroom after to take care of myself, I’d absolutely take you up on that offer.”
Those choppy sentences reminded me of wonderful times when I just started learning English and my full capacity amounted to phrases like "he looks at me and smiles. She stands up and leaves the room. I laugh. He cries. The weather is fine today. Air pollution is bad."
I thought published books require more advanced vocabulary, but I might be wrong... 🥲
Also, not the heroine trying so hard to be funny, relatable and qUirKy throughout the book but coming across as a gross human being? Because Val's (h) comeback (I swear I had been holding my breath for the woman's clever comeback that never came 🥲) was stupid and embarrassing as fuck. Do you guys also have the habit of telling your flirtatious male colleagues that their dicks are tiny?? Only Val? Ok, good. ❤️
“I’ll think about it, No-No. I’ve got to get ready for work.”
She nods, “Of course. How else would you drool over your bosses today?”
“I do not drool. I’m a fucking lady.”
Snorting, she stands up and heads back to her room.
Ok,
How does one end up with three bosses who look like they should be on the covers of romance novels? No idea.
Bodies? Rideable.
Faces? Sittable.
Dicks? I haven’t seen them, but I'm betting they are fuckable. Or lickable.
What more could you ask for?
I could use less introspection from this woman, maybe? Her blatant objectification of her bosses was gross at best.
“Val, please. You haven’t made an effort to get laid in months, you’ve been focused on the new job. It’s time to dust the cobwebs off the clit and get lit.”
If my friend ever talked about my clit, the cobwebs off our friendship would be dusted in a second. 🕸️ The clichéd slutty friend whose only character trait and purpose in fictional life is to get her friend laid? The plot device that never gets old it seems. A+ for originality and fleshed-out characters.
“There are several issues with joining a dating app. Starting with unsolicited dick pics. I’ll never understand why men assume we want images of their penis. I want to ride it, maybe lick it, but not because it’s nice to look at.”
We both cringe and shiver at the truth in my words.
I mean one time was surely not enough. We had to read over and over again about how desperate Val was to suck and ride dicks. 🤚🏻
Me: No, how more embarrassing can this possibly get?
Heroes' POV: hold my beer, bitch. You ain't seen nothing yet.
We’re all in our early thirties and own our own firm. We make a fucking difference in this industry and eventually, the world will see it too.
Romeo groans while tilting his head toward the ceiling. “Like you fuckers have any room to talk. Why were you both watching her desk to begin with?”
“Because Hart is a stalker.” The chuckling stops and I remember that I hate them both as much as I love them.
Yeah, you got that right. 🤣 This novella actually features a reverse harem with sinfully rich thirty-year-old men who can boast a vocabulary of a 13-year-old teenager who has read too many smutty Wattpad stories and has too much free time on their horny hands. 💦🤌🏻
Choppy short sentences and forced one-liners that are supposed to sound funny? Quirky?? Relatable??? That's something you'll find in every POV this novella tries to pull off.
“At least we still have each other, Romeo. I’m no Juliet, but I bet I’d look pleasant in a gown. Do you want to be my Valentine?” He spins around and curtsies as they make their way to the door.
I roll my eyes as they shuffle out of my office being loud and absurd. “Get some damn work done, will you?”
Their laughs travel down the hallway with them. Assholes.
Come again? — this thought has become the invincible leader that consumed all my other thoughts. I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but these guys ain't no comedians even if they aspired to be.🤍💦 The way author sneaked in words like "chuckle", "laugh", "smirk" or "smile" at the most unamusing moments that had me like this:
was almost amusing. Are we absolutely sure these characters are of legal age? 🧐
“Look at this pretty little pussy. I can see you’re wet for me.”
I dive in. That’s the only way to explain the animalistic way I begin to eat her out. Thrusting my tongue inside her, I make sure her entrance is slick enough before inserting a finger.
Val doesn’t let me down, making sure I know just how much she’s enjoying herself. She cries out and I hope like hell the other two can hear her.
“Yes, Romeo. Oh my god, more.”
Let them hear how she’s losing it for me, how she wants this.
13-year-old Wattpad authors write smut spicier and more original than that. If that's how the dirty talk is being written these days, I'll officially retire as a reader.
“You sound so sweet when you’re begging me. You want to come, love? Come on my face for me. Like the greedy girl you are, ride my face.”
Note to self, Val loves dirty talk. A gush of wetness hits my fingers and I curl them inside her as my mouth continues to wreak havoc on her clit.
“Holy fuck. Yes, yes, yes.” Val gets louder and louder as she comes for me, holding my face to her like she wants me to be permanently attached. I wouldn’t object.
Watching paint dry is hotter than these quys wreaking havoc on her C-L-I-T. 🤣
My fingers and my face are covered in her taste, but I don’t stop until she’s shaking with the aftershocks of her orgasm.
“Orgasm, check. Next up, coffee.”
PHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I —
“Or I could show you how good I look on my knees in that fancy shower of yours.” Her eyebrows wiggle up and down.
Please, don't wiggle your eyebrows anywhere in my vicinity, miss Val! The number of times your sucked, squeezed, played, circled and worked on clit (10 times and counting) was mentioned in this book had me wanting to vomit.
❤️TO SUM UP MY THOUGHTS❤️
The constant POV switch was so redundant and unnecessary taking into consideration that none of these characters had a distinct personality. The heroes, as well as the heroine, share one common characteristic: they suck. They suck at humor, smut and voicing complex sentences.
What the dialogues didn't manage to achieve — namely, to kill my last remaining brain (not for the sake of sounding dramatic or anything) — the author's simplistic A2-B1 English dot-com descriptions, which filled in the blanks between the characters' cringeworthy interchanges, surely did.
The whole novella consists of sentences that look like the following complex structures:
— She sighs.
— I stop and face him.
— He looks at me and smirks.
— I nod.
Fucking hell it made all my recent 1-star reads sound like true masterpieces that didn't deserve any slander. 💔
Anyway, do I believe that the fact that this is a novella dedicated entirely to the smut justifies bad writing, lack of normal descriptions and not a single spark of personality present in this book?
No, I don't. Different characters and their POVs still have to be distinguishable, even if it's a novella written for horny girls and women. Let's not set the bar that low...
A reverse harem trope isn't just about the number of cocks. Shocker, I know. It's, in fact, about different men having a sexual relationship with a heroine and, preferably, developing a tiny bond with her while they are at it.
Give fictional men the benefit of the doubt. Apart from a big cock, try to attach a personality to each of them. Fictional men deserve no less. ❤️
The smut and dirty talk far from being creative sounded so forced and clichéd at times, it took even me by surprise.
You know you're in deep
Usually, any author (even not a very apt one) comes up with at least a couple of relevant one-liners that look original, fresh, spicy or memorable.
Not this time. Maybe next time. 💖
February 13, 2022
Too safe and vanilla, almost had me in a coma😴. The author really put all her sweat & tears into that title bcz it's the only spicy thing about this.
February 11, 2022
3.5 I'd Sell My Soul for It Stars ⭐
“I do not drool. I’m a fucking lady.”
Sassy, modern snort worthy dialogue. Not brilliant but totally enjoyable and quirky!
Working in the world of male dominated architecture, Val can certainly hold her own in the office. Especially if she overlooks the minor detail of crushing on her bosses...all three of them!
How does one end up with three bosses who look like they should be on the covers of romance novels? No idea.
Bodies? Rideable.
Faces? Sittable.
Dicks? I haven’t seen them, but I'm betting they are fuckable.
Or lickable. What more could you ask for?
Totally amusing until the Cupid app pairs Val up with Romeo. Hart. Beau. How's that even possible? Regardless as first dates go, a sex dungeon didn't even cross my mind. However, can these three men convince Val to keep all of them instead of just picking one?
Cupid is a C🖤nt was a cute, smutty reverse harem that was perfect at getting me out of the dreaded reading slump. 😈
“I do not drool. I’m a fucking lady.”
Sassy, modern snort worthy dialogue. Not brilliant but totally enjoyable and quirky!
Working in the world of male dominated architecture, Val can certainly hold her own in the office. Especially if she overlooks the minor detail of crushing on her bosses...all three of them!
How does one end up with three bosses who look like they should be on the covers of romance novels? No idea.
Bodies? Rideable.
Faces? Sittable.
Dicks? I haven’t seen them, but I'm betting they are fuckable.
Or lickable. What more could you ask for?
Totally amusing until the Cupid app pairs Val up with Romeo. Hart. Beau. How's that even possible? Regardless as first dates go, a sex dungeon didn't even cross my mind. However, can these three men convince Val to keep all of them instead of just picking one?
Cupid is a C🖤nt was a cute, smutty reverse harem that was perfect at getting me out of the dreaded reading slump. 😈
February 10, 2022
3.5⭐️
The name of this book had me because it’s perfect lol. This novella is delicious read for Valentine’s Day also I kinda wish it continues into a little longer novella. Val is a hard working woman in a man’s world but that doesn’t let her stop oh no. She’s also crushing hard on her 3 bosses, but won’t do nothing little did she know those 3 have been pinning over her since they hired her.
Both are going to a dating app party for valentines, Val because her friend set it up and the guys trying to sorta move on because she’s off limits. But Cupid is a douche lol because all 3 match with Val. Lol so one weekend she can pick who she wants to date.. if it’s one guy 😉 This book was so good giving every guy a shot with Val and merged into GROUP SEXY TIMES!!! why let her pick 😇🥰
No ow/om drama, no cheating, slight secondary chars, sexy time, no virgins
Recommend-yes
Cover-⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Heat level-🌶🌶🌶.5
Slowinsta
Pinning
MF MFM MFMM
Sharing
Anal sex/play
Safe sex/no condom
Hea
The name of this book had me because it’s perfect lol. This novella is delicious read for Valentine’s Day also I kinda wish it continues into a little longer novella. Val is a hard working woman in a man’s world but that doesn’t let her stop oh no. She’s also crushing hard on her 3 bosses, but won’t do nothing little did she know those 3 have been pinning over her since they hired her.
Both are going to a dating app party for valentines, Val because her friend set it up and the guys trying to sorta move on because she’s off limits. But Cupid is a douche lol because all 3 match with Val. Lol so one weekend she can pick who she wants to date.. if it’s one guy 😉 This book was so good giving every guy a shot with Val and merged into GROUP SEXY TIMES!!! why let her pick 😇🥰
No ow/om drama, no cheating, slight secondary chars, sexy time, no virgins
Recommend-yes
Cover-⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Heat level-🌶🌶🌶.5
Slowinsta
Pinning
MF MFM MFMM
Sharing
Anal sex/play
Safe sex/no condom
Hea
August 10, 2025
Short and super funny! Only 3 because I wanted more, and a little more story but what was in was super good!
July 29, 2025
This novella was the PERFECT pallet cleanser. It was an easy quick read, cute & EXTRA spicy. I loved every second. 🥵🥵🥵
June 19, 2022
A very cute and quick RH novella length read. Heroine Val has 3 insanely hot bosses who may or may not also be crushing on her. The universe plays its usual tricks and forces the four together giving them time to get to know one another and flip the dynamic from work to play! Val was an easy character to like she’s smart, independent and some of her inner dialogue was hilarious. While the book is short it gets to the point and still leaves loads of time for group activities.
February 13, 2022
this novella was a great Valentine’s day themed read! I went into this totally blind, trusting the title and Drea alone, and i loved it. the characters were great, it was super steamy, and had so many LOL lines. it was such a fun read!
February 11, 2022
Other than all the unnecessary setting up for the deeds, everything else was readable.
I just didn't like the other details/circumstances that led to it.
Dirty-talk could have been better.
I just didn't like the other details/circumstances that led to it.
Dirty-talk could have been better.
March 10, 2024
Oh my gosh, I was not prepared. You think the Title (you know, the whole reason I grabbed this novella so quick) would have given me a clue, but I was not prepared to be snortling (you know, chortling so hard you snort) multiple times in this short bit. And the rest? The rest is full of steamy, spicy, why choose fun. I absolutely adored this.
❤️ Tropes ❤️
💋 why choose
💋 boss x3 relationship
💋 dating site/ blind date
Val has her dream job. She loves every minute of it, even if she is trying to disguise lusting after her 3 gorgeous bosses. They are best friends and built the company from the ground up. Her best friend signs her up for a dating match site, and finally wears her down enough to go. She walks in to find she has matched with not one, but three very familiar men.
❤️ Tropes ❤️
💋 why choose
💋 boss x3 relationship
💋 dating site/ blind date
Val has her dream job. She loves every minute of it, even if she is trying to disguise lusting after her 3 gorgeous bosses. They are best friends and built the company from the ground up. Her best friend signs her up for a dating match site, and finally wears her down enough to go. She walks in to find she has matched with not one, but three very familiar men.
April 21, 2022
It was okay. I was expecting a little bit more I guess.
August 2, 2022
“I can see his nuts, swinging above me like a testicle pendulum of doom.” 🕺
February 12, 2022
This novella was everything I didn’t know I needed. It was funny, sweet, and hot all wrapped up in a Valentine’s Day themed package. Definitely recommend this as a quick read that’ll give you butterflies!
November 23, 2023
A REVERSE HAREM NOVELLA HELLLLLL YEAHHHHHHH!
I saw a TikTok about this and immediately downloaded it on KU and read it! A quick, spicy read!
A woman who works at a company started up by three (hot) best friends gets coerced by her best friend to sign up for an app for the Valentine’s Day singles night. What she wasn’t expecting was to be a perfect match for ALL three of her bosses. What better way to progress forward than to use this opportunity to see which man is the best one for her 😏
Spice: 🌶🌶 (I wish there was moreeeee😩 but it was still GOOD hehe)
I saw a TikTok about this and immediately downloaded it on KU and read it! A quick, spicy read!
A woman who works at a company started up by three (hot) best friends gets coerced by her best friend to sign up for an app for the Valentine’s Day singles night. What she wasn’t expecting was to be a perfect match for ALL three of her bosses. What better way to progress forward than to use this opportunity to see which man is the best one for her 😏
Spice: 🌶🌶 (I wish there was moreeeee😩 but it was still GOOD hehe)
February 10, 2022
Genre/Tropes: RH, Novella, Holiday
POV: 1st, Multiple
Standalone
STEAM LEVEL: 🔥🔥🔥
——————
This is a new-to-me author.
The author’s note at the beginning had me super intrigued. Honestly I’ve never read anything like this and it was…different. I actually had a lot of fun because of it and yea, it made the book hotter.
Val works at Ground Up, a “green” architectural firm beneath Romeo, Hart, & Beau, three hot as sin men who all want her. When her crazy BF, Noel, sets her up on a blind date through the Cupid app, Val finds herself matched to all three men. The guys live and work together and while they’ve never shared and are not into ⚔️, when they bring Val home for the weekend, they realize sharing isn’t so bad.
Quick and okay. When I was reading this book something just felt like it was missing. There was no WOW factor and while I do feel that the characters were pretty well flushed out for the length of the book, I didn’t really connect with them. The guys had overly distinct personalities that were good but cliche and Val was a bit dramatic in everything. This could totally be a ME thing because others have loved it, so yea, it’s probably a me thing. I just didn’t connect with this novella, but for a RH Valentine’s novella it wasn’t horrible.
You know you have a problem with a book when you’re skipping the sexy scenes to find some plot. I think it was because I didn’t connect and it felt a bit awkward to read those intimate scenes. I didn’t hate this book, I’m sad I didn’t like it more, especially with that title. 🤣
February 13, 2023
“And I show up to not one blind date, but three. All of whom are my fucking bosses. Cupid is an absolute dirty ….”
If you’re looking for a short and spicy Valentine’s Day reverse harem look no further. You can read it in a hour and she’s spicy!
Cupid is a dating app that Val refuses to download. She’s seen the movies and read the books, happy endings like that don’t happen in real life. In reality is swiping through shirtless and photoshopped photos.
Val’s best friend didn’t feel the same so signed her up for their Valentine’s Day special. And through the data base she’ll find either the love of her life or a quick fling. What she didn’t expect to find was her bosses. All three of them, and they want to her to spend the weekend with them. Val was convinced the app screwed up, but they had other plans for screwing!
Short filthy and spicy, for mature readers over the age of 18. This will not be for everyone, But if you want a short KU Valentine’s Day read this ones for you.
If you’re looking for a short and spicy Valentine’s Day reverse harem look no further. You can read it in a hour and she’s spicy!
Cupid is a dating app that Val refuses to download. She’s seen the movies and read the books, happy endings like that don’t happen in real life. In reality is swiping through shirtless and photoshopped photos.
Val’s best friend didn’t feel the same so signed her up for their Valentine’s Day special. And through the data base she’ll find either the love of her life or a quick fling. What she didn’t expect to find was her bosses. All three of them, and they want to her to spend the weekend with them. Val was convinced the app screwed up, but they had other plans for screwing!
Short filthy and spicy, for mature readers over the age of 18. This will not be for everyone, But if you want a short KU Valentine’s Day read this ones for you.
February 10, 2023
If you're in the mood for a quick, cheesy valentines themed read with no real plot then give this a try.
Val fancies her three bosses and they, unbeknownst to her, fancy her back. All four of them find themselves matched at a singles event and agree to a weekend of debauchery in which Val will choose which of them she wants to date moving forward. There were some sweet moments, some sexy moments but, unfortunately, there were also a lot of cringey moments. It felt like the FMC was trying too hard to be nOt LikE oTheR gIrLs and the dialogue from the MMCs leans heavy on the cheesy side for me. I also would liked for them to have more to their personalities besides just fancying each other and would prefer the smut to have been longer and more detailed but for what it is, it was fine and I mostly enjoyed it.
Val fancies her three bosses and they, unbeknownst to her, fancy her back. All four of them find themselves matched at a singles event and agree to a weekend of debauchery in which Val will choose which of them she wants to date moving forward. There were some sweet moments, some sexy moments but, unfortunately, there were also a lot of cringey moments. It felt like the FMC was trying too hard to be nOt LikE oTheR gIrLs and the dialogue from the MMCs leans heavy on the cheesy side for me. I also would liked for them to have more to their personalities besides just fancying each other and would prefer the smut to have been longer and more detailed but for what it is, it was fine and I mostly enjoyed it.
February 9, 2022
This is exactly what you expect, a funny and light Valentine's Day novella with some office romance, which made for an enjoyable and easy read. It's short, but steamy, and still has sweetness and feels. A bossy/dominant side comes out in the bedroom with one of the guys, but there are no alpha-holes here. No ow/om drama and no mm. There *is* a crazy BFF who adds some extra humor.
March 3, 2022
me gustó mucho y más las personalidades de los 4 🧡
February 14, 2024
This was a perfect, fast and easy read for Valentine's Day!!
Reverse harem 🥵 her bosses 🥵
Pure entertainment ✔️
Reverse harem 🥵 her bosses 🥵
Pure entertainment ✔️
February 8, 2022
Picked this one solely for the title. Cute little story with a tricky friend that will likely have their own Christmas romance. One woman and her three employers Hart, Beau and Romeo. A little awkward with small freak-outs.
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
February 13, 2022
Happy Galentine’s Day!! What better way to celebrate than with a holiday novella! Cupid Is A C*nt follows Val as she’s matched up with her three hot bosses - Romeo, Hart, and Beau - on Valentine’s Day.
The story has plenty of spice and just enough plot to get you hooked on their HEA! Absolutely worth the quick read and I’d love to see this get turned into a full length book!!
The story has plenty of spice and just enough plot to get you hooked on their HEA! Absolutely worth the quick read and I’d love to see this get turned into a full length book!!
February 24, 2022
me empecé a leer este libro por joda y me terminó gUSTANDO, ah qué puedo decir caigo con cualquier cosa me parece
October 11, 2022
This was boring.
August 29, 2023
ratings: 6 out of 10.
The plot (and unfortunately) the sex scenes was very lacking. But its a simple and short story to read though
The plot (and unfortunately) the sex scenes was very lacking. But its a simple and short story to read though
October 10, 2022
Real rating: 3.5 🌟
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Before anything else I have to mention that I absolutely love the cover! 😍 It's one of the best I've ever seen even though it's nothingness too complicated. 🏹
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This book a was a bit too much for me. 😶 But surprisingly it didn't bother me as much as I thought it would. 😅 I feel like the book was written especially for the sake of it. This wasn't a book exclusively for those who prefer dark romance... I felt like it was balanced somehow. 🤔
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I totally have a favorite: ROMEO. 😌 He's the best of both worlds! 😆 Caring, gentle but also sexy and daring. 😏
BEAU is a softie and that's a lot! He has the most mind-blowing (in a romantic way) pet names for Val. 🤭 *Brownie bite* and *cookie cake* must be my favorites! 🤗 But I wish he was a bit more determined, assertive...
HART is too bossy for my type. 😬 Work is work, home is home; we don't want them mixed. Yeah, I guess it's his attitude by default and that's why he's so good at leading a business... but he's just not my cup of tea. 🤷♀️
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I just can't imagine how a foursome like this would work in real life. 🤨 The boys seem too close each other not to let a girl interfere with their relationship. They are too masculine, too dominant to just share without fight. That's my opinion only. Yet that's not what stopped the book from being one of my favorites.
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I decreased my rating because I didn't like a couple of things: 1) How on Earth was this even possible her to be compatible to all three of them according to a dating app? 🤦♀️ This could have gone in so many different ways but no... they all had the same symbol. 🥴 2) At first she was so indignant they want to share her because "she is not a sex toy" but at the end of the very same day, she is the one who chooses not to pick one of them and be *their* girl and asks for more from them constantly even though she passed out two times. This is too much for me to understand. 🤕
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Before anything else I have to mention that I absolutely love the cover! 😍 It's one of the best I've ever seen even though it's nothingness too complicated. 🏹
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This book a was a bit too much for me. 😶 But surprisingly it didn't bother me as much as I thought it would. 😅 I feel like the book was written especially for the sake of it. This wasn't a book exclusively for those who prefer dark romance... I felt like it was balanced somehow. 🤔
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I totally have a favorite: ROMEO. 😌 He's the best of both worlds! 😆 Caring, gentle but also sexy and daring. 😏
BEAU is a softie and that's a lot! He has the most mind-blowing (in a romantic way) pet names for Val. 🤭 *Brownie bite* and *cookie cake* must be my favorites! 🤗 But I wish he was a bit more determined, assertive...
HART is too bossy for my type. 😬 Work is work, home is home; we don't want them mixed. Yeah, I guess it's his attitude by default and that's why he's so good at leading a business... but he's just not my cup of tea. 🤷♀️
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I just can't imagine how a foursome like this would work in real life. 🤨 The boys seem too close each other not to let a girl interfere with their relationship. They are too masculine, too dominant to just share without fight. That's my opinion only. Yet that's not what stopped the book from being one of my favorites.
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I decreased my rating because I didn't like a couple of things: 1) How on Earth was this even possible her to be compatible to all three of them according to a dating app? 🤦♀️ This could have gone in so many different ways but no... they all had the same symbol. 🥴 2) At first she was so indignant they want to share her because "she is not a sex toy" but at the end of the very same day, she is the one who chooses not to pick one of them and be *their* girl and asks for more from them constantly even though she passed out two times. This is too much for me to understand. 🤕
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
February 12, 2023
Snorting, she stands up and heads back to her room. Not before turning around and pretending to shoot me with a bow and arrow. There's a sparkle in her eye that tells me she isn't done with Cupid.
I don't care how the plot came about to bring these 4 together during that Cupid event, what matters is this book was everything I wanted Happenstance to be! Why choose, well written despite its short length, and functionally impressive dynamic between the 3 men and our leading lady.
Only then do I see the symbol she's wearing.
"Huddle."
They both look back at me, unamused.
"Fucking huddle up. We need a game plan."
There were a few parts that had me grinning, like when we're starting to develop the scenes into Hah!
"What do you think?" He sighs. "I think I'm going to end up sharing my future wife with you two assholes."
Hell yes.
I wish this book had been longer. I'm going to have to check out the rest of this author's works to see if this fun brand of spicy humor is their usual style!
November 16, 2024
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𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚: 2/5⭐
𝗚𝗘𝗡𝗥𝗘: 𝖢𝗈𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗆𝗉𝗈𝗋𝖺𝗋𝗒 𝖱𝗈𝗆𝖺𝗇𝖼𝖾 / 𝖤𝗋𝗈𝗍𝗂𝖼
𝗧𝗬𝗣𝗘: 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇𝖽𝖺𝗅𝗈𝗇𝖾
𝗔𝗚𝗘: 𝖠𝖽𝗎𝗅𝗍
𝗦𝗔𝗙𝗘𝗧𝗬: 🟢
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𝗘𝗩𝗔𝗟𝗨𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡:
𝖢𝗈𝗇𝖼𝖾𝗉𝗍 𝗂𝖽𝖾𝖺: 3/𝟻 🤔
𝖯𝗅𝗈𝗍: 1/𝟻 📖
𝖶𝗋𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀: 2/𝟻 📝
𝖯𝖺𝖼𝗂𝗇𝗀: 4/𝟻 ⏱
𝖢𝗁𝖺𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌: 3/𝟻 👥
𝖱𝗈𝗆𝖺𝗇𝖼𝖾: 2/𝟻 ❤️
𝖲𝗉𝗂𝖼𝖾: 2/𝟻 🔥
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𝗧𝗥𝗢𝗣𝗘𝗦 / 𝗙𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗘:
💕 𝖯𝗈𝗅𝗒𝖺𝗆𝗈𝗋𝗒
🚀❣️ 𝖨𝗇𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝖫𝗈𝗏𝖾 + 𝖫𝗎𝗌𝗍
💼 𝖶𝗈𝗋𝗄𝗉𝗅𝖺𝖼𝖾 𝖱𝗈𝗆𝖺𝗇𝖼𝖾
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𝗠𝗬 𝗧𝗛𝗢𝗨𝗚𝗛𝗧𝗦:
The book was alright, but nothing particularly spicy.
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𝗦𝗨𝗠𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗬:
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𝖶𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝖨 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽 𝗆𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝖻𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝗎𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗋? ❔
𝖶𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝖨 𝗋𝖾𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗇𝖽? ✔️
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𝗧𝗪 / 𝗖𝗪:
𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚: 2/5⭐
𝗚𝗘𝗡𝗥𝗘: 𝖢𝗈𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗆𝗉𝗈𝗋𝖺𝗋𝗒 𝖱𝗈𝗆𝖺𝗇𝖼𝖾 / 𝖤𝗋𝗈𝗍𝗂𝖼
𝗧𝗬𝗣𝗘: 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇𝖽𝖺𝗅𝗈𝗇𝖾
𝗔𝗚𝗘: 𝖠𝖽𝗎𝗅𝗍
𝗦𝗔𝗙𝗘𝗧𝗬: 🟢
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𝗘𝗩𝗔𝗟𝗨𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡:
𝖢𝗈𝗇𝖼𝖾𝗉𝗍 𝗂𝖽𝖾𝖺: 3/𝟻 🤔
𝖯𝗅𝗈𝗍: 1/𝟻 📖
𝖶𝗋𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀: 2/𝟻 📝
𝖯𝖺𝖼𝗂𝗇𝗀: 4/𝟻 ⏱
𝖢𝗁𝖺𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌: 3/𝟻 👥
𝖱𝗈𝗆𝖺𝗇𝖼𝖾: 2/𝟻 ❤️
𝖲𝗉𝗂𝖼𝖾: 2/𝟻 🔥
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𝗧𝗥𝗢𝗣𝗘𝗦 / 𝗙𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗘:
💕 𝖯𝗈𝗅𝗒𝖺𝗆𝗈𝗋𝗒
🚀❣️ 𝖨𝗇𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝖫𝗈𝗏𝖾 + 𝖫𝗎𝗌𝗍
💼 𝖶𝗈𝗋𝗄𝗉𝗅𝖺𝖼𝖾 𝖱𝗈𝗆𝖺𝗇𝖼𝖾
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𝗠𝗬 𝗧𝗛𝗢𝗨𝗚𝗛𝗧𝗦:
The book was alright, but nothing particularly spicy.
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𝗦𝗨𝗠𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗬:
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𝖶𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝖨 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽 𝗆𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝖻𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝗎𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗋? ❔
𝖶𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝖨 𝗋𝖾𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗇𝖽? ✔️
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𝗧𝗪 / 𝗖𝗪:
February 17, 2022
If you’re looking for a quick spicy, funny laugh out loud book this is it. I’m talking 1-1.5 hours tops to read. I definitely didn’t want this to end.
Val is a super confident worker, knows her worth in a job run mostly by men. Her best friend Noel is that crazy best friend that gets you in situations you never thought you’d be in but is super supportive. Noel signs Val up for a dating app but it’s not your typical app. You’re matched in person by a symbol. Val was matched alright, with 3 men. And not just any men, her 3 bosses.
Romeo, Hart and Beau are the owners of Ground Up the architectural firm Val works at. And boy are they hot. Instead of walking away and choosing just 1 man, Val ends up taking their offer to go home with them for the weekend.
Talk about steamy, spicy, all the feels and laughing so hard!! This book is absolutely amazing I wished it was longer.
Val is a super confident worker, knows her worth in a job run mostly by men. Her best friend Noel is that crazy best friend that gets you in situations you never thought you’d be in but is super supportive. Noel signs Val up for a dating app but it’s not your typical app. You’re matched in person by a symbol. Val was matched alright, with 3 men. And not just any men, her 3 bosses.
Romeo, Hart and Beau are the owners of Ground Up the architectural firm Val works at. And boy are they hot. Instead of walking away and choosing just 1 man, Val ends up taking their offer to go home with them for the weekend.
Talk about steamy, spicy, all the feels and laughing so hard!! This book is absolutely amazing I wished it was longer.
February 3, 2022
After her best friend secretly signs her up for a dating app, Val gets paired with the three hot bosses she has been crushing on for months. Turns out the feeling is mutual and the foursome spend Valentine’s weekend together to get better acquainted 😉
I loved how snarky and sarcastic Val is, and how she isn’t afraid to go after what she wants—whether at work or in the bedroom. Beau, Hart, and Romeo were the perfect pairing for her, and seeing how the worked/lived/loved together was 👌🏻
Overall Cupid is a C*nt is a fun quick spicy read!
I loved how snarky and sarcastic Val is, and how she isn’t afraid to go after what she wants—whether at work or in the bedroom. Beau, Hart, and Romeo were the perfect pairing for her, and seeing how the worked/lived/loved together was 👌🏻
Overall Cupid is a C*nt is a fun quick spicy read!
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