Good night, the writing has gone from "let's make a beautiful story for people to enjoy" to "let's make my deadline, huh?" This was absolute garbage in a market *INUNDATED* with Amish stories. They're really churnin'em out... and it's not necessarily a good thing. It's a moneything, I'll give it that. But this one's a definite skipper.
First we have Jake/Jacob. He's 38 and has lived as an Englisch guy for TWENTY years - he got the heck out of Dodge as soon as he could legally hold a job elsewhere. Now someone like that? Wouldn't just waltz back to the Amish upon learning that he inherited land. He'd be established. Maybe not married, but his mindset, lifestyle, behaviors, and world view are too changed.
TWENTY years. That's not just an extended rumspringa, hello. He wouldn't be accepted back into the fold easily after that. Most likely, he'd be treated as a newcomer, because of the literal DECADES of carnal living caked on him - and there's a THREE-YEAR period of testing for them to be welcomed to the Amish fold. MINIMUM.
But that's not what we have here. Nosireee, this dude heard from his lawyer SIX MONTHS AGO, and immediately quit his job, packed his... wait, no, he schlepped nothing home, but had the women of the community immediately set to work outfitting him in Amish duds to give him the image and set the stage for gettin' his share.
Then for SIX MONTHS he 1) worked on a house that's so horrifically cluttered he won't let Adele in it after all his SIX MONTHS of hard work (((((((have I mentioned. six. months.)))))), 2) he attends Amish services, community events, AND Amish 'classes' with the bishop to be baptized, and 3) he 'eyes up' the ladies of the community, knowing full well he has SIX MONTHS to find a wife, or lose the inheritance.
But that's all backstory. We start off TWO WEEKS before the wifey deadline. He has to become Amish and married to get the land that belonged to his family for generations. And while he's now baptized, he hasn't picked a woman to even TRY to woo. No, the bishop instead has taken it upon HIMSELF to find Jake a wife, while Jake *hasn't* cleaned his house and *hasn't* connected with the community and *hasn't* formed any relationships with the eligible women.
And the bishop goes to the widow of his best friend to be 'matchmaker'. She's 1) never done it before, 2) exactly the same age as Jake so who in the whole of AmishLand *DOESN'T smell a match-up, right there?, and 3) she doesn't "trust" him or "know" him, so she decides she need time to get to know him before she can help him.
TWO. WEEKS.
There's not time for *ANY* of this, hello!!!
More, there's NO WAY any woman in that community would believe he was suddenly taken with a change of heart when the whole thing is about the land.
And I'm sorry, but the Amish community is *TIGHT*. And church is held at every home in the district, with all of the women pitching in to help clean/declutter for services, every week. So the fact that these Amish men have never 1) held a service in their home, and 2) never had the women of the community come to help, and 3) had THAT MUCH clutter is absolutely ridiculous. Jake describes it as 'completely filled with trash'. And that's after six months of him supposedly working on it? Really???
The writing is abysmal. The plot so contrived it's astounding.
So Adele leaves her sister ALONE to give a tour to an entire houseful of Englischers to ride out and look at Jake's land? SERIOUSLY?!?!? What Amish community in their right mind would allow one single young woman alone with no chaperone/protection like that? It's not even a public place - it's a PRIVATE RESIDENCE. No!!! No, no, no.
And while we're on the subject of that private residence... it's supposedly a bed n breakfast. However Adele and her sister live in the enormous Amish house (where families for generations have resided, so there are a TON of bedrooms there)... and they 'rent out' the dawdi house - which is the little tiny extension with ONE BEDROOM to 'tourists'... and that's considered a 'bed & breakfast'.
That's NOT HOW IT WOULD WORK. Not ever. It's utterly, completely BACKWARDS!
Adele had been married, so Johns writes, that she has "...eyes brimming with more life experience than anyone else he knew." WHAT?!?! Jake lived Englisch for TWENTY years. He knew people who'd divorced, had kids out of wedlock, paid child support, went to jail for cooking meth, who traveled the world, who hiked National parks, who went thru drug and alcohol rehabilitation, who were abandoned and fostered and lost in the system...
... but ADELE has more life experience than anyone he knew.
Are. You. Kidding. Me???!?????!?!?!?!
And the writing... gah, the writing...!!! For example:
Pg 30: "I never knew how to come home, but my uncle's frustrating will give me a reason to try." Good god, is that even English?! Where in the Sam Hill are the editors?!
I can't. I'm out. This SUCKED, and I already know what's going to happen. But when a book is so bad I'm tearing the middle of a page to give it THREE dog ears?! That's when I have to be done.
Skip this. Go and find Patricia Davids.
I promise, it's SO. MUCH. BETTER.