Audiobook…..read by Sophie Amoss, Hannah Choi, Michael Crouch, Will Damron, Renata Friedman, Kristen Sieh
…..7 hours and 13 minutes
These fifteen ‘short stories’ are crazy good….
…..fresh, contemporary, hilarious, weird, highly imaginative, …..and just the ‘mood changer’ audiobook entertainment I wanted and needed.
YEP …. a terrific ‘mood changer’ palate cleanser!
For me….and others of us who live in the SFBay area, it’s exciting to be introduced to a new Bay Area author, Kate Folk. (she makes us proud). It’s a treat to walk the streets of SF and Northern Cal. with Folk.
Sex in Oakland was satisfying ….. the Farmers Market had fresh kale, apples, ginger, etc. …… and restaurants in SF were conversational-friendship yummy.
The STORIES themselves …. > > > > its a whole new world of of storytelling.....
In the title story, “Out There”…. we meet a thirty year old woman - a transplant to San Francisco—(ten years so far), who has recently learned about Blot Technology. She has two part time jobs teaching ESL and Art…..and has just started dating Sam who she meets on Tinder….(hoping he’s not a Blot).
From beginning to end we are earnestly listening carefully.
On a getaway weekend, the new Tinder couple go to a clothing optional retreat - east of Mendocino (Folk didn’t mention the name - so I won’t either)….but I’ve been — many times….(only vegetarian foods are allowed). Guests prepare their own meals in the co-op kitchen. Swim suits in the pools stand out more than naked bodies do.
“Out There” was not only an Al-generated-android-modern dating intimate genetically modified newly harvested extraordinaire ….
But….
on the same day ….later that night, I came faced with my first BLOT……
WOW! Holy Cow…..honest to god, if I had not just read this story earlier the same day, I wouldn’t have recognized I was being invaded by a BLOT.
Paul and I were relaxing together in the early evening, when I got
an email from an old friend. (I recognized her face photo instantly).
Gale asked how I was. I asked how she was. Within minutes she (or it- or he as Blot), asked me if I had heard of about the new government grants. She was excited to spend her gifted $120,000. She said:
“I could receive the free gifted money too”.
I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP….
Paul said to me…..
“Ask Gale if she would please tell me where we worked together years ago”.
My answer: (after a long pause):
“OK”
I wrote back…
“YOU FAILED….you are not my friend and do not ever contact me again”,
So….not only was Kate Folk’s story funny as hell - yet creepy real -
[God, I live a sheltered life]….but I have Folk to ‘thank’ for quickly saving my ass from the COOKIE MONSTER.
Apparently this title story appeared in the New Yorker a couple of years ago — was a hit then —
These BLOTS are getting sophisticated and anyone who participates online needs to watch out for them.
In the meantime “Out There” is a fun memorable story -(informative for a few of us who live under rocks),
with a wonderful laughable ending.
The other stories?….
They only get more bizarre….
Crazy Good, as I’ve already mentioned.
…..bone melting disorder? (just what we need another disorder), Russian Hackers? (feels current), a house with varied body parts? A floor with a human man’s head rising at about a quarter in a day? a toilet that seems to be eating itself, pizza and tools, Tahoe bachelor party, dissolving bones, Taco Bell dating, Dad reading Nazi books, a Phd student looking for a Deer Hunter, to accidentally shoot her,(not kill; a husband attention device), a sleep walking boyfriend who brings M&M’s, back to bed, a strange sleep clinic doctor, a jellyfish found under the sheets, undesirable houses for rent, a Family - ‘original’ - Thanksgiving in Sonoma, more dating, straight and Gay, California tourist stereotyping, democratic dinner, harvesting eyes, stunningly handsome men, complicated feelings about dating (dread and excitement), …..
Idiosyncratic tales from San Francisco to Big Sur….
…..eerily tremendous!
Stories include:
“The Last Women on Earth”
“Heart Seeks Brain”
“The Void Wife”
“Shelter”
“The Head in the Floor”
“Tahoe”
“The Bone Ward”
“Doe Eyes”
“The House’s Beating Heart”
“A Scale Model of Gull Point”
“Dating a Somnambulist”
“Moist House”
“The Turkey Rumble”
“Big Sur”
I’ve must share this quote by Chang-Rae Lee…..
"One could fancy Kate Folk as the literary love child of Kafka and Camus and Bradbury, if Kafka and Camus and Bradbury were penning episodes of ‘Black Mirror’, but that still wouldn’t capture the blazing originality and exhilarating weirdness of her writing. From the moment you read these tales, you’ll know you’re in the presence of a singularly brilliant vision”.
I couldn’t agree more with the “literary love child singularly brilliant vision”, description.
And….
These stories provide a rare glimpse of how humor can affect us just as much as drama and tragedy.
I like our newbie literary love child. Looking forward to reading more of her work.